Fite Bite MAX 2 (2025)
@seiwot.bsky.social
Sable and/or Sei, mid 30s trans girl by dawn, switchy witchy supervillain by dusk. An endless buffet of shiny kinks, stupid antics, and sorta started pet projects. Chubby goth girlfriend, you know the 'cule. Oh, right: she/they, ΘΔ, 632146+H, and so on.
Pinned
firefert just wants to wiggle and squeak for a bit, if that's not too much trouble
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
firefert just wants to wiggle and squeak for a bit, if that's not too much trouble
we quip about being a sentient scarf because it's a cute alliterative nickname for a plushy ferret, but we're borderline feral half the time, and scarves usually don't coil around their wearer and squeeze them like a grapefruit, but the sentiment is still there
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
we quip about being a sentient scarf because it's a cute alliterative nickname for a plushy ferret, but we're borderline feral half the time, and scarves usually don't coil around their wearer and squeeze them like a grapefruit, but the sentiment is still there
it's unfair just how damnably hot the idea of being stuck in a get-along collar is
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it's unfair just how damnably hot the idea of being stuck in a get-along collar is
it sure is a wednesday
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
it sure is a wednesday
it's really late, we're really sleepy, too full of love and wiggles and hecky bastsrd gremlin energy to fall asleep just yet
let's work out all the leftover energy before we pop
let's work out all the leftover energy before we pop
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
it's really late, we're really sleepy, too full of love and wiggles and hecky bastsrd gremlin energy to fall asleep just yet
let's work out all the leftover energy before we pop
let's work out all the leftover energy before we pop
awawawa we're so blushy tonight /)w(\
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
awawawa we're so blushy tonight /)w(\
love how everyone sends me all ferret related posts they see, really adds to the species euphoria
and so does everyone acting like impromptu chewtoys >:3
and so does everyone acting like impromptu chewtoys >:3
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
love how everyone sends me all ferret related posts they see, really adds to the species euphoria
and so does everyone acting like impromptu chewtoys >:3
and so does everyone acting like impromptu chewtoys >:3
listen, we really have been pretty beat up and in a lot of pain lately, so please don't mind the rampant plushposting to make up for it. we can do plenty of other things too, like take up all the space in the bed, empty out the pantry, and flatten your friends into pancakes
it's a recovery day >:33
it's a recovery day >:33
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
listen, we really have been pretty beat up and in a lot of pain lately, so please don't mind the rampant plushposting to make up for it. we can do plenty of other things too, like take up all the space in the bed, empty out the pantry, and flatten your friends into pancakes
it's a recovery day >:33
it's a recovery day >:33
ferret plush (with benefits (like cuddles)
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ferret plush (with benefits (like cuddles)
cloudflare this, cloudflare that, it's a good day to take some time to unplug and remember what's truly important in life: oh fukc i can't look it up
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
cloudflare this, cloudflare that, it's a good day to take some time to unplug and remember what's truly important in life: oh fukc i can't look it up
good...mornyan! we crashed out early yesterday and got lots of extra sleep, which means today we are full of vim and vigor an- yeah no hahahaha could you imagine
anyway come get pinned under ferret fat
anyway come get pinned under ferret fat
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
good...mornyan! we crashed out early yesterday and got lots of extra sleep, which means today we are full of vim and vigor an- yeah no hahahaha could you imagine
anyway come get pinned under ferret fat
anyway come get pinned under ferret fat
listen, sometimes you just wanna disappear into the plushnest and not come out for a good long while
you should come join the collection, we could use the extra cushion
you should come join the collection, we could use the extra cushion
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
listen, sometimes you just wanna disappear into the plushnest and not come out for a good long while
you should come join the collection, we could use the extra cushion
you should come join the collection, we could use the extra cushion
today wasn't even all that bad, just really busy and tiresome and sore and headache-y
there's a lap, and we're gonna hide in it today, ok
there's a lap, and we're gonna hide in it today, ok
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
today wasn't even all that bad, just really busy and tiresome and sore and headache-y
there's a lap, and we're gonna hide in it today, ok
there's a lap, and we're gonna hide in it today, ok
there's no sugarcoating it, today was dumb and we're gonna grump a whole lot to make up for it
(some degree of impotent flailing and whining and aggressive removal of clothing later) okay hi nyoom squeak, we're ready to be plush now
(some degree of impotent flailing and whining and aggressive removal of clothing later) okay hi nyoom squeak, we're ready to be plush now
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
there's no sugarcoating it, today was dumb and we're gonna grump a whole lot to make up for it
(some degree of impotent flailing and whining and aggressive removal of clothing later) okay hi nyoom squeak, we're ready to be plush now
(some degree of impotent flailing and whining and aggressive removal of clothing later) okay hi nyoom squeak, we're ready to be plush now
Reposted by Fite Bite MAX 2 (2025)
Yeah apparently it's Most Monday, as in "everyone is having a sleepy busy annoying monday, sure, but mine is the Most Monday, and therefore I should get rewarded for my trouble"
so what's my prize for today ; w;
so what's my prize for today ; w;
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Yeah apparently it's Most Monday, as in "everyone is having a sleepy busy annoying monday, sure, but mine is the Most Monday, and therefore I should get rewarded for my trouble"
so what's my prize for today ; w;
so what's my prize for today ; w;
Reposted by Fite Bite MAX 2 (2025)
augh, typical Monday, the fires that need putting out start blazing before I even wake up, and now here we are trying not to get stretched too thin. girl we just woke up I don't wanna have to solve for X already, leave me alone
good morning, this fert is starting the day off in fite or bite mode
good morning, this fert is starting the day off in fite or bite mode
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
augh, typical Monday, the fires that need putting out start blazing before I even wake up, and now here we are trying not to get stretched too thin. girl we just woke up I don't wanna have to solve for X already, leave me alone
good morning, this fert is starting the day off in fite or bite mode
good morning, this fert is starting the day off in fite or bite mode
what if we wiggled a whole bunch together
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
what if we wiggled a whole bunch together
it's been a really sleepy sore recovery weekend so far, feels like we could all use a turn or two on the taffy pull. just, y'know, one at a time, wouldn't want to mix things up TOO much
alternatively: let's make a swirly medley together :333
alternatively: let's make a swirly medley together :333
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
it's been a really sleepy sore recovery weekend so far, feels like we could all use a turn or two on the taffy pull. just, y'know, one at a time, wouldn't want to mix things up TOO much
alternatively: let's make a swirly medley together :333
alternatively: let's make a swirly medley together :333
listen, some days you wanna bully people with your body, other days you wanna get soft and cozy and low key
today's just both of these things
today's just both of these things
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
listen, some days you wanna bully people with your body, other days you wanna get soft and cozy and low key
today's just both of these things
today's just both of these things
it's a very sleepy squishy smother your friends with your tits saturday tbh
don't mind all the squeaking, we're having fun
don't mind all the squeaking, we're having fun
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
it's a very sleepy squishy smother your friends with your tits saturday tbh
don't mind all the squeaking, we're having fun
don't mind all the squeaking, we're having fun
well good mrmmrmphnyan, it's the soft squish squeakend, and we're up far too early for it. come get lost in ferret fluff, we've got plenty of nesting and resting to do today
just relax, get cozy, and try not to squirm too much when this sentient scarf coils around you like a Very weighted blanket
just relax, get cozy, and try not to squirm too much when this sentient scarf coils around you like a Very weighted blanket
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
well good mrmmrmphnyan, it's the soft squish squeakend, and we're up far too early for it. come get lost in ferret fluff, we've got plenty of nesting and resting to do today
just relax, get cozy, and try not to squirm too much when this sentient scarf coils around you like a Very weighted blanket
just relax, get cozy, and try not to squirm too much when this sentient scarf coils around you like a Very weighted blanket
Reposted by Fite Bite MAX 2 (2025)
going to the fridge for water to sober up only to find spamton in your freezer is enough to send a bitch to the shadow realm
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
going to the fridge for water to sober up only to find spamton in your freezer is enough to send a bitch to the shadow realm
so how's everyone else's fat frick friday going
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
so how's everyone else's fat frick friday going