CharlieTwoTeas
@charlietwoteas.bsky.social
Just your average gay autistic aromantic monk wizard. He/Him
Talk board games to me.
Talk board games to me.
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
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Meredith's investigation goes sideways when she's confronted by two agents demanding information or else.
With these two accompanying her, will they find what they're looking for or will disaster strike again?
The Greenvale Letters Ep 3 is live on all podcast platforms! - linktr.ee/distantsatel...
With these two accompanying her, will they find what they're looking for or will disaster strike again?
The Greenvale Letters Ep 3 is live on all podcast platforms! - linktr.ee/distantsatel...
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Meredith's investigation goes sideways when she's confronted by two agents demanding information or else.
With these two accompanying her, will they find what they're looking for or will disaster strike again?
The Greenvale Letters Ep 3 is live on all podcast platforms! - linktr.ee/distantsatel...
With these two accompanying her, will they find what they're looking for or will disaster strike again?
The Greenvale Letters Ep 3 is live on all podcast platforms! - linktr.ee/distantsatel...
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This story is infinitely more important than GTA getting delayed. Don't let me catch you moaning about waiting longer for a video game if you're not mad about why it happened.
"Rockstar, Rockstar, you're disgusting, we charge you with union busting," the protesters declared.
'All you had to do was follow the damn law, Rockstar!': Workers are protesting outside Take-Two after GTA 6 dev's alleged 'brazen' union-busting
"They can get used to seeing us on their doorstep."
www.pcgamer.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This story is infinitely more important than GTA getting delayed. Don't let me catch you moaning about waiting longer for a video game if you're not mad about why it happened.
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Just lost my election as the Mayor of Dale. My opponent said my 2% wealth tax on Smaug the Terrible was communism, and spread a rumor that I wanted to spend some of the money on healthcare for Dwarves.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just lost my election as the Mayor of Dale. My opponent said my 2% wealth tax on Smaug the Terrible was communism, and spread a rumor that I wanted to spend some of the money on healthcare for Dwarves.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
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right wing bigots have admitted
- the “trans women in bathrooms” issue
- the “trans women in sports” issue and
- the “trans kids getting surgery” issue
were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY
are you paying attention?
- the “trans women in bathrooms” issue
- the “trans women in sports” issue and
- the “trans kids getting surgery” issue
were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY
are you paying attention?
October 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
right wing bigots have admitted
- the “trans women in bathrooms” issue
- the “trans women in sports” issue and
- the “trans kids getting surgery” issue
were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY
are you paying attention?
- the “trans women in bathrooms” issue
- the “trans women in sports” issue and
- the “trans kids getting surgery” issue
were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY
are you paying attention?
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I become this more and more every day...
October 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I become this more and more every day...
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Do you teach boardgames? We have just launched a survey asking about your experience! It takes about ten minutes to complete - please share!
Survey link: go.unimelb.edu.au/45qp
Survey link: go.unimelb.edu.au/45qp
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Do you teach boardgames? We have just launched a survey asking about your experience! It takes about ten minutes to complete - please share!
Survey link: go.unimelb.edu.au/45qp
Survey link: go.unimelb.edu.au/45qp
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Six months ago a creature was captured in the woods outside of Lutterworth and taken to Greenvale Laboratory.
Last night it escaped containment and began its rampage.
Lone survivor of the attack, Meredith Butler, begins her search for answers on October 27th in Episode 1 of The Greenvale Letters.
Last night it escaped containment and began its rampage.
Lone survivor of the attack, Meredith Butler, begins her search for answers on October 27th in Episode 1 of The Greenvale Letters.
October 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Six months ago a creature was captured in the woods outside of Lutterworth and taken to Greenvale Laboratory.
Last night it escaped containment and began its rampage.
Lone survivor of the attack, Meredith Butler, begins her search for answers on October 27th in Episode 1 of The Greenvale Letters.
Last night it escaped containment and began its rampage.
Lone survivor of the attack, Meredith Butler, begins her search for answers on October 27th in Episode 1 of The Greenvale Letters.
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New comic! Bringing loads of games to game night and only ending up playing one or two small ones... Who else does this? 😂
👀 You can read this week's blog post (it's a long one!) at
semicoop.com/comic/beast-of-burden/ #gamenight #boardgames
👀 You can read this week's blog post (it's a long one!) at
semicoop.com/comic/beast-of-burden/ #gamenight #boardgames
October 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
New comic! Bringing loads of games to game night and only ending up playing one or two small ones... Who else does this? 😂
👀 You can read this week's blog post (it's a long one!) at
semicoop.com/comic/beast-of-burden/ #gamenight #boardgames
👀 You can read this week's blog post (it's a long one!) at
semicoop.com/comic/beast-of-burden/ #gamenight #boardgames
Got 7 Empires played yesterday. A fun War of Whispers/King is Dead style game that I'm surprised isn't getting more attention. Worth checking out.
#boardgames #concordia #MacGerdts #Imperial #warofwhispers #thekingisdead
#boardgames #concordia #MacGerdts #Imperial #warofwhispers #thekingisdead
October 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Got 7 Empires played yesterday. A fun War of Whispers/King is Dead style game that I'm surprised isn't getting more attention. Worth checking out.
#boardgames #concordia #MacGerdts #Imperial #warofwhispers #thekingisdead
#boardgames #concordia #MacGerdts #Imperial #warofwhispers #thekingisdead
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The Online Identify Theft Act strikes, just as predicted. And there will be a lot more of this to come, and also probably already happening, but as-yet not detected.
#OnlineSafetyAct
#OnlineSafetyAct
Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs
Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs
An “unauthorized party” may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.
buff.ly
October 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The Online Identify Theft Act strikes, just as predicted. And there will be a lot more of this to come, and also probably already happening, but as-yet not detected.
#OnlineSafetyAct
#OnlineSafetyAct
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Extra context - the BBC has previously been the subject *of* a trans rights protest for unethical coverage practices explicitly intended to misrepresent us and stoke right wing hatred. The Guardian’s come under fire for similar things.
They are very much on the side of the far right.
They are very much on the side of the far right.
September 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Extra context - the BBC has previously been the subject *of* a trans rights protest for unethical coverage practices explicitly intended to misrepresent us and stoke right wing hatred. The Guardian’s come under fire for similar things.
They are very much on the side of the far right.
They are very much on the side of the far right.
Parcelforce have said 2 days in a row that they can't deliver as no-one in.
Weird, been in all day both days sat near the door and made sure today by having the front door open.
Im sick of everything getting shitter so shareholders can have numbers go up
#boardgames #parcelforce #enshittification
Weird, been in all day both days sat near the door and made sure today by having the front door open.
Im sick of everything getting shitter so shareholders can have numbers go up
#boardgames #parcelforce #enshittification
September 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Parcelforce have said 2 days in a row that they can't deliver as no-one in.
Weird, been in all day both days sat near the door and made sure today by having the front door open.
Im sick of everything getting shitter so shareholders can have numbers go up
#boardgames #parcelforce #enshittification
Weird, been in all day both days sat near the door and made sure today by having the front door open.
Im sick of everything getting shitter so shareholders can have numbers go up
#boardgames #parcelforce #enshittification
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September 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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waka wake
September 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
waka wake
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Went to an Afghan pop up restaurant last night- the food was all cooked by Afghan refugees who had settled in my town
Amazing food, lovely people, a great night. Thank you
Oh, and fuck you Fartage
Amazing food, lovely people, a great night. Thank you
Oh, and fuck you Fartage
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Went to an Afghan pop up restaurant last night- the food was all cooked by Afghan refugees who had settled in my town
Amazing food, lovely people, a great night. Thank you
Oh, and fuck you Fartage
Amazing food, lovely people, a great night. Thank you
Oh, and fuck you Fartage
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The idea that Western Civilization will collapse if we let like 1% of people swap genders or whatever is so bizarre to me that I have a hard time even conceptualizing what these people think "Western Civilization" is and what exactly will happen to it in their nightmare gender scenario.
August 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The idea that Western Civilization will collapse if we let like 1% of people swap genders or whatever is so bizarre to me that I have a hard time even conceptualizing what these people think "Western Civilization" is and what exactly will happen to it in their nightmare gender scenario.
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Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
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On reflection, Harry Potter is a remarkably easy franchise for a board gamer to boycott. There has never been a good HP themed game, not one. The highest rated one on BGG is a deck builder, and I played it and it was awful. (I rated it a 3/10 in 2019 and skipped doing a vid on it)
HP games are crap
HP games are crap
August 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
On reflection, Harry Potter is a remarkably easy franchise for a board gamer to boycott. There has never been a good HP themed game, not one. The highest rated one on BGG is a deck builder, and I played it and it was awful. (I rated it a 3/10 in 2019 and skipped doing a vid on it)
HP games are crap
HP games are crap
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Trans people were this site’s early adopters and continue to be a huge part of it.
J.K. Rowling won’t ever show up here because there aren’t enough nazis to applaud her.
Coddling the miserable little cretin’s fee-fees on this platform is a pathetic thing to do.
J.K. Rowling won’t ever show up here because there aren’t enough nazis to applaud her.
Coddling the miserable little cretin’s fee-fees on this platform is a pathetic thing to do.
20 Aug 25 -- Bluesky has suspended multiple trans users for anti-J.K. Rowling posts even when they didn't mention threats or violence. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
www.advocate.com
August 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Trans people were this site’s early adopters and continue to be a huge part of it.
J.K. Rowling won’t ever show up here because there aren’t enough nazis to applaud her.
Coddling the miserable little cretin’s fee-fees on this platform is a pathetic thing to do.
J.K. Rowling won’t ever show up here because there aren’t enough nazis to applaud her.
Coddling the miserable little cretin’s fee-fees on this platform is a pathetic thing to do.
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this was the post, and it will still be funny whenever I see it again
August 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
this was the post, and it will still be funny whenever I see it again
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"In battle, they wore headbands surmounted by pinkish feline ears, jingling bells on thick leather collars about their necks. Curling their hands into in an aspect not unlike paws, upon swatting at an opponent the officers were known to mumble, 'mew mew.'"
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
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British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uqonrv6u7reqli3kksljamwr/bafkreifqd3kvkwqy6k2vuajha3vrughks5bfvl72vglbaywl7nnzyxwqp4@jpeg)
August 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"In battle, they wore headbands surmounted by pinkish feline ears, jingling bells on thick leather collars about their necks. Curling their hands into in an aspect not unlike paws, upon swatting at an opponent the officers were known to mumble, 'mew mew.'"
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Our official response:
August 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Our official response:
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I can only apologise
August 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I can only apologise