Booniss Everdrunk
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Hobbit. Bookworm. Geek. Grotbomb. Voracious tea drinker. Murder Basement owner. Trash horror fan. Hot HR takes on old tv shows.
nearing the end of my Pride and Prejudice rewatch and the bloke has announced "the last two episodes of this absolutely cook" readers I chose my husband well 🥰
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
nearing the end of my Pride and Prejudice rewatch and the bloke has announced "the last two episodes of this absolutely cook" readers I chose my husband well 🥰
show me a better wingwoman than Darcy's housekeeper, I'll wait
January 26, 2026 at 7:31 PM
show me a better wingwoman than Darcy's housekeeper, I'll wait
me every year watching Lizzie turn Darcy down
a man in a hooded jacket is standing in front of a group of people and says burned .
ALT: a man in a hooded jacket is standing in front of a group of people and says burned .
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January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
me every year watching Lizzie turn Darcy down
btw had to remind my own mum it's my birthday, now nobody remembers birthdays in my family due to the JW thing but you'd think she'd remember given how she blames baby me for her varicose veins lol
January 26, 2026 at 9:23 AM
btw had to remind my own mum it's my birthday, now nobody remembers birthdays in my family due to the JW thing but you'd think she'd remember given how she blames baby me for her varicose veins lol
It's my birthday do you know what this means YES going to spend the entire day mainlining tea, cake, and the 1995 Pride & Prejudice miniseries
a man says " i shall conquer this " in front of a sign
ALT: a man says " i shall conquer this " in front of a sign
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January 26, 2026 at 9:20 AM
It's my birthday do you know what this means YES going to spend the entire day mainlining tea, cake, and the 1995 Pride & Prejudice miniseries
ignore the snotty reviews, Seven Dials is a very fun time
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
ignore the snotty reviews, Seven Dials is a very fun time
water company's emailed to say my bill will go up by "about 14%"
a man in armor says so it begins in front of a blue background
ALT: a man in armor says so it begins in front of a blue background
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January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
water company's emailed to say my bill will go up by "about 14%"
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I wanna sleep with commons people like you
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I wanna sleep with commons people like you
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One of the most gloriously misleading TV spots I've ever seen.
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 AM
One of the most gloriously misleading TV spots I've ever seen.
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probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires
August 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM
probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires
worth a listen this #Andor youtu.be/6HLS_SQbWR4?...
The Thousand Faces of Cassian Andor
YouTube video by ArTorr
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 AM
worth a listen this #Andor youtu.be/6HLS_SQbWR4?...
used my lego points to get the new minifig series and I think we can all agree it was worth it
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
used my lego points to get the new minifig series and I think we can all agree it was worth it
me with the receipts when someone says "HR isn't being helpful"
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a living room .
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January 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
me with the receipts when someone says "HR isn't being helpful"
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Well... After a really good start last week, this week's Starfleet Academy was a bit crap. All the American high-school trope crap I hoped they wouldn't do in one cringy episode. Hope they don't keep doing this. The adults were the best thing about this episode. Especially that relationship reveal!
January 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Well... After a really good start last week, this week's Starfleet Academy was a bit crap. All the American high-school trope crap I hoped they wouldn't do in one cringy episode. Hope they don't keep doing this. The adults were the best thing about this episode. Especially that relationship reveal!
Ugh new star trek academy episode opening with two characters being competitive about how early they get up to work out
January 22, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Ugh new star trek academy episode opening with two characters being competitive about how early they get up to work out
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Amazing thread on a huge extinct organism that formed columns over 8 metres tall - long thought to be an early fungus but is actually unrelated to anything alive today!
Our paper on the mysterious Devonian organism Prototaxites has now finally been published! See the paper here (www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...) and our explainer thread below!
Prototaxites reconstruction by Matt Humpage
Prototaxites reconstruction by Matt Humpage
January 21, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Amazing thread on a huge extinct organism that formed columns over 8 metres tall - long thought to be an early fungus but is actually unrelated to anything alive today!
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I had to post Thingu after mentioning it.
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I had to post Thingu after mentioning it.
decided to go for a walk but upon stepping outside realised it was raining, so fuck that
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
decided to go for a walk but upon stepping outside realised it was raining, so fuck that
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Imagine bodying an entire medium in about 30 seconds. They still got it.
January 20, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Imagine bodying an entire medium in about 30 seconds. They still got it.
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dreamed I had to go on the run after killing a man and hiding his torso in my fridge, so as you can imagine quite pleased to find out it's just a regular Tuesday
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 AM
dreamed I had to go on the run after killing a man and hiding his torso in my fridge, so as you can imagine quite pleased to find out it's just a regular Tuesday
reading cryptic posts and being genuinely unsure if they relate to current events or Brooklyn Beckham
January 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
reading cryptic posts and being genuinely unsure if they relate to current events or Brooklyn Beckham
Leopards ate my face UK edition: a redditor being made redundant is shocked to find out that benefits aren't an infinite money hack
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Leopards ate my face UK edition: a redditor being made redundant is shocked to find out that benefits aren't an infinite money hack