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Like Icarus ascending on beautiful foolish arms

I have bad dreams and I poop a lot.

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Give you everything I've got and that's a lot to do...
...for you.
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it's exactly that, and the general and super-fine-grain statistics absolutely back that up - or at least, that 15-20 million are just basically hungry gibbons whose voting patterns consist of flinging their faeces at things
I am actually starting to believe that a simple majority of Americans are basically socially liberal, but there's about 15-20 million people in the middle who are absolutely and completely dogshit at recognizing what racism looks like unless it screams slurs directly into their face, spit and all.
the whole Bad Bunny and Kendrick Lamar the year before thing really shows how disconnected culture is from where the American public is? like the biggest music/culture event of the year two years running as been a loud celebration of multiculturalism and the spirt of a particular ethnic minority
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Justice for those directly harmed, but also war reparations style penalties. Seriously.

Original recipe: Federal money to compensate for lost business, emotional distress, lost school days, etc.

Extra spicy: Dismantle every Trump property physically and ship the pieces to Minnesota for salvage.
Walz: "The federal government needs to pay for what they broke here. There's going to be accountability on things that happened, but one of them is the incredible and immense cost borne by the people of this state. The federal government needs to be responsible."
February 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Popbitch absolutely stitching up Robin Ince as a favour to a famous mate is it? Oh dear.
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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I based the following on his own statement on xcom, but according to the New World he wanted his own green room and tried to pack the event: www.thenewworld.co.uk/rats-in-a-sa...
Snowflake Matt Goodwin ducks out of hustings
Reform's candidate in the Gorton & Denton by-election pulled out of a hustings at 30 minutes' notice amid rumours he wanted his own green room
www.thenewworld.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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Matt Goodwin pulled out of yesterday's hustings in Gorton because the group who organised it weren't impartial enough for him. I thought he'd debate anyone, anytime, any place. Not very marketplace of ideas of you, Matt.
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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★★★★ Le Carousel makes dancefloor magic from the melancholy of 'The Humans Will Destroy Us' writes @joemuggs.bsky.social www.theartsdesk.com/new-music/le...
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 AM
This is why you shouldn't write off waffling dipsticks in stupid small political micro-cliques that are perpetually falling apart. They might be Karl Marx.
Every ten pages of this book (a dramatization):

Marx and Müller were close friends. Then Marx’s wife called Müller’s mistress an Irish whore. Müller declared Marx a cuckold. Marx denounced Müller in a 200-page tract as too stupid to handle philosophical theories. Nobody would publish Marx’s tract
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
That guy has definitely killed for pleasure.
He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational
Homan: "Operation Metro Surge is ending. In the next week, we're going to deploy the officers here on detail back to their home stations or to other areas of the country where they're needed."
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
now that is cool
Alan Wilder and bat for lashes
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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Sir Jim Ratcliffe lives in Monaco, which has been colonised by immigrant tax dodgers.
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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sorry? yeah, sorriest little cunt I've seen in a long time.
just fucking say 'I don't want the [insert racial slur/s of choice] here' with your whole chest, don't be a fucking coward.
Jim Ratcliffe has issued a bland and generic statement about economic policy which does not engage at all with what he got wrong, or why saying the UK has been colonised has been legitimately criticised. Nor does he seem to retract his language of colonisation in gesturing towards a semi-apology
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Same, but it's always "Trombipulation" or "Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop" so they know I'm the funkiest.
Sometimes when I’m at social events I randomly shout out big words so everyone will know I’m the smartest person in the room.
February 12, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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I am so fucked if the government finds out what school I went to
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Lol mine is Lester Piggott.
Among Brits, the ‘who is the most famous person who went to your school’ is verrrrrrrr much wrapped up into omniscience of the class system in the UK.
February 12, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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oh so just dumb luck these idiots didn’t shoot down a passenger aircraft
According to multiple NYT sources, it wasn’t even military personnel at Fort Bliss that fired an anti-drone laser at alleged cartel drones. It was CBP who used the weapon on loan from DoD against a child’s party balloon they mistook for a drone. The Pentagon gave CBP an anti-aircraft weapon.
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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Barrington Levy performing Under Me Sensi on No. 73 in 1985. Yes, they had songs celebrating cannabis on kids TV back then. Also look out for Sandi Toksvig and Nicholas Parsons joining the audience for a joyous skank
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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The UK conversation on immigration is so divorced from the reality that we've cut it by two thirds in a year and are likely headed to net emigration.

Why, in a statement condemning racism are you acknowledging we should "curb" immigration?
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 AM
take ten minutes off and just listen to this
Chris Bowden w/ 4hero - Hero
YouTube video by SOUNDROTATION
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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On an economic theory level it has been left wing. But it has failed to promote that, and by pandering to the hard right on social issues (immigration, transphobia) it has damaged its own programme - immigration controls will be ruinous and trust in Labour as pro-social is destroyed overall.
If Starmer changes tack or is replaced by someone to his “left”, the main shift will be tonal because the government has just been quite left wing. It put up taxes, spent more on public services and gave unions a load more powers
A good example of how strangely unpolitical this government is at times.
The Economist is fretting that trade union laws have been tilted (sharply!) back towards strengthening unions.
But is the government making an argument around this to progressive voters? No.

economist.com/britain/2026...
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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Finally the Balloon Boy defense system we've all been waiting for
Seems the Pentagon is testing anti-drone high-energy lasers near Fort Bliss in El Paso, and didn't feel this was dangerous enough to close airspace over.

The FAA administrator disagreed.

Last week, these lasers successfully protected the American people from a sinister children's party balloon.
Airspace closure followed spat over drone-related tests and party balloon shoot-down, sources say
Pentagon officials had undertaken planning to use military technology near Fort Bliss, in El Paso, to practice downing drones.
www.cbsnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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😂
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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Funny story: my career in drones exists because I have a arithmetic learning disability, tested awfully in math and couldn’t study STEM in college, and became so angered by how normal it was to look down upon non-tech people in the 2010s that I decided to master a hard tech field out of pure spite.
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM