Chantytown
@chantelesque.bsky.social
Person in Colorado. Doing the thing.
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
Computer, end program
January 17, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Computer, end program
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When you want the can but it’s not time for the can
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
When you want the can but it’s not time for the can
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
Orsen Wells voice:
Race cars… lasers… aeroplanes…
Preposterous!
Race cars… lasers… aeroplanes…
Preposterous!
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Orsen Wells voice:
Race cars… lasers… aeroplanes…
Preposterous!
Race cars… lasers… aeroplanes…
Preposterous!
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this guy kicked me out of the cc club
reconstructed Scythian looking a bit like a guy tending an impromptu bar at an outdoor cabaret punk event
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
this guy kicked me out of the cc club
I like when a game has a million side quest and compendiums to fill. Sometimes more than the main storyline.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I like when a game has a million side quest and compendiums to fill. Sometimes more than the main storyline.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Whores rise up
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Whores rise up
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This is it, nature’s friendliest looking creature
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is it, nature’s friendliest looking creature
Final tree crime of the season
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Final tree crime of the season
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This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
Perhaps today is a good day to dine
What are you calling it?
Perhaps today is a good day to dine
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
Seven of Nine Madison Park
What are you calling it?
Seven of Nine Madison Park
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
The Undiscovered Country-Kitchen.
What are you calling it?
The Undiscovered Country-Kitchen.
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
Perhaps today is a good day to dine
What are you calling it?
Perhaps today is a good day to dine
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
Charlie Brown Christmas special but all of Charlie Brown’s lines are voiced by Joe Pera
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Charlie Brown Christmas special but all of Charlie Brown’s lines are voiced by Joe Pera
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Buddy, I don’t know…
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Buddy, I don’t know…
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Ken Paxton has launched a snitch line to gather reports of supposed violations of Texas' transphobic bathroom policing law. Please do not abuse this snitch line. Please do not fill it with faff and nonsense. Please do not attach huge, unwieldy and irrelevant documentation to any reports.
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December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ken Paxton has launched a snitch line to gather reports of supposed violations of Texas' transphobic bathroom policing law. Please do not abuse this snitch line. Please do not fill it with faff and nonsense. Please do not attach huge, unwieldy and irrelevant documentation to any reports.
When it happens I will set off fireworks and drink champagne with my neighbors. For every single fucking one of them.
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
When it happens I will set off fireworks and drink champagne with my neighbors. For every single fucking one of them.
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The Professor is really one of the nicest, cuddliest dogs that I’ve ever known. And he’s available for adoption. And I just dropped him off to be neutered. Sorry, The Professor.
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December 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The Professor is really one of the nicest, cuddliest dogs that I’ve ever known. And he’s available for adoption. And I just dropped him off to be neutered. Sorry, The Professor.
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