Paul Burley
@paulburley.bsky.social
Designs things, tries to doodle, fails at sleeping, will die for cats, loves Japan, Otaku dork. Repeat forever. Also @paulburleyffs on other places.
📍 Manchester, England
🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley
📍 Manchester, England
🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley
[Wakes up. Opens eyes. Gets twatted across the chops with 'news'.]
And this is why the aliens don't land here.
And this is why the aliens don't land here.
February 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
[Wakes up. Opens eyes. Gets twatted across the chops with 'news'.]
And this is why the aliens don't land here.
And this is why the aliens don't land here.
And that's why you can't rely on Google Translate. (Saying that, this is Japan. Anything is possible.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
And that's why you can't rely on Google Translate. (Saying that, this is Japan. Anything is possible.)
Buying a birthday card for a man is a magical journey through the rich tapestry of male culture, including such diverse topics as:
- Beer
- Farting
- Being an old bastard
- Being a young bastard
- Being a dickhead
- Cars
- Football
- Golf
- Luke Littler
Truly, the masculine experience. [Yawn]
- Beer
- Farting
- Being an old bastard
- Being a young bastard
- Being a dickhead
- Cars
- Football
- Golf
- Luke Littler
Truly, the masculine experience. [Yawn]
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Buying a birthday card for a man is a magical journey through the rich tapestry of male culture, including such diverse topics as:
- Beer
- Farting
- Being an old bastard
- Being a young bastard
- Being a dickhead
- Cars
- Football
- Golf
- Luke Littler
Truly, the masculine experience. [Yawn]
- Beer
- Farting
- Being an old bastard
- Being a young bastard
- Being a dickhead
- Cars
- Football
- Golf
- Luke Littler
Truly, the masculine experience. [Yawn]
For some reason, the Microsoft Teams notification chime puts the absolute fear of god in me. It's a real trigger. Don't ask me why. It never used to bother me.
So when you get That Guy™ who sends 8 messages in a row instead of 1... well...
So when you get That Guy™ who sends 8 messages in a row instead of 1... well...
a man with a mustache is typing on a keyboard in front of a computer monitor
ALT: a man with a mustache is typing on a keyboard in front of a computer monitor
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February 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
For some reason, the Microsoft Teams notification chime puts the absolute fear of god in me. It's a real trigger. Don't ask me why. It never used to bother me.
So when you get That Guy™ who sends 8 messages in a row instead of 1... well...
So when you get That Guy™ who sends 8 messages in a row instead of 1... well...
Ultramanc: A British retelling of Ultraman for the northern working classes. Grows to 200ft on a wheelie bin, fights kaiju in ASDA car park, recharges on brews and sausage barms. BBC-1, Sunday evenings, inexplicably followed by antiques.
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Ultramanc: A British retelling of Ultraman for the northern working classes. Grows to 200ft on a wheelie bin, fights kaiju in ASDA car park, recharges on brews and sausage barms. BBC-1, Sunday evenings, inexplicably followed by antiques.
Overheard: "Vintage 90s".
a man with a chain around his neck has the words i 'm not really in the mood to be a victim of a hate crime
ALT: a man with a chain around his neck has the words i 'm not really in the mood to be a victim of a hate crime
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February 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Overheard: "Vintage 90s".
As an Old Bastard™, AI primarily means 'Adobe Illustrator' to me, so this entire discourse requires a lot of cognitive effort.
Is it bad if your stock is down almost 40% over a year despite quadrupling down on AI during a stock market bubble?
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
As an Old Bastard™, AI primarily means 'Adobe Illustrator' to me, so this entire discourse requires a lot of cognitive effort.
6 months without a cardigan on and Jon Richardson's let the power go to his head. #WaterlooRoad
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
6 months without a cardigan on and Jon Richardson's let the power go to his head. #WaterlooRoad
Suede (known as the London Suede in the United States) are an English rock band formed in London in 1989. #TheNightManager
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Suede (known as the London Suede in the United States) are an English rock band formed in London in 1989. #TheNightManager
This is [checks notes] "vibe coding".
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This is [checks notes] "vibe coding".
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I'm glad we've finally welcomed Tracey Thorn from Everything but the Girl to the "Whoniverse".
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I'm glad we've finally welcomed Tracey Thorn from Everything but the Girl to the "Whoniverse".
Keep getting sponsored content for the Manga series 'Dandadan', except in my brain, it isn't that, is it? #AccidentalPartridge
a man in a suit and tie says " dan dan "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " dan dan "
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January 25, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Keep getting sponsored content for the Manga series 'Dandadan', except in my brain, it isn't that, is it? #AccidentalPartridge
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The Beckham Scandal, performed by cats
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 AM
The Beckham Scandal, performed by cats
@hippriest.bsky.social Happy birthday, fella. Whatever you get up to, I herp you have a great tarm! X
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 AM
@hippriest.bsky.social Happy birthday, fella. Whatever you get up to, I herp you have a great tarm! X
Reposted by Paul Burley
Sorry, clickbait: not today.
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Sorry, clickbait: not today.
Anyway, well done, Rachel Stevens. A deserved win! 👏 #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Anyway, well done, Rachel Stevens. A deserved win! 👏 #TheTraitors
"You have each won 5% of what I earned for this stupid bloody show!!" #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"You have each won 5% of what I earned for this stupid bloody show!!" #TheTraitors
Collective term for all of the contestants from The Traitors, apart from Jessie.
This group is called Beige Haemorrhage.
January 23, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Collective term for all of the contestants from The Traitors, apart from Jessie.
elmo says burn it all down in front of a fire
ALT: elmo says burn it all down in front of a fire
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January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
