Paul Burley
@paulburley.bsky.social
Designs things, tries to doodle, fails at sleeping, covets cats, Otaku dork. Repeat forever. Also @paulburleyffs on other places.
📍 Manchester, England
🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley
📍 Manchester, England
🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley
th3 alg0r1thm iz bR0k3n.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
th3 alg0r1thm iz bR0k3n.
The four young lads from Stranger Things on The One Show right now.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The four young lads from Stranger Things on The One Show right now.
Ah, so you’ve dragged the fake plastic tree out of the loft and plastered it all over your socials, have you? It looks lovely.
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ah, so you’ve dragged the fake plastic tree out of the loft and plastered it all over your socials, have you? It looks lovely.
Alright, BBC News. Calm down.
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Alright, BBC News. Calm down.
And those items from Godzilla are:
- Vengeance for humanity’s environmental crimes
- A subtle bajillion megaton reminder who’s boss
- Vengeance for humanity’s environmental crimes
- A subtle bajillion megaton reminder who’s boss
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
And those items from Godzilla are:
- Vengeance for humanity’s environmental crimes
- A subtle bajillion megaton reminder who’s boss
- Vengeance for humanity’s environmental crimes
- A subtle bajillion megaton reminder who’s boss
It's all so bizarre.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
It's all so bizarre.
Happy National Retinol Day.
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Happy National Retinol Day.
The Great British Bake Off has had its day. Time for something new. Time to find the next Fanny Cradock. I can see it now: 'Searching For Fanny' on Channel 4. #GBBO
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Great British Bake Off has had its day. Time for something new. Time to find the next Fanny Cradock. I can see it now: 'Searching For Fanny' on Channel 4. #GBBO
Using his face for a Batman logo is a bit literal, but whatever.
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Using his face for a Batman logo is a bit literal, but whatever.
It is highly recommended that you do not throw away your DVD player, even if you have not used it since The Da Vinci Code. You will need it to experience the breathtaking spectacle that is @brianbutterfield.bsky.social. brianbutterfield.limitedrun.com/products/870... BUY NOW!
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It is highly recommended that you do not throw away your DVD player, even if you have not used it since The Da Vinci Code. You will need it to experience the breathtaking spectacle that is @brianbutterfield.bsky.social. brianbutterfield.limitedrun.com/products/870... BUY NOW!
Anyway, this is what I was attempting, a suitably Halloween-y nightmare-fuelled backdrop for Teams calls (because this is very important work, clearly). Download the full res here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/itgx5...
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Anyway, this is what I was attempting, a suitably Halloween-y nightmare-fuelled backdrop for Teams calls (because this is very important work, clearly). Download the full res here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/itgx5...
AI doesn't even know what Noseybonk looks like, the div.
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
AI doesn't even know what Noseybonk looks like, the div.
Repost with your mental state.
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Repost with your mental state.
Doritos are at it. No special flavour. No prize. No promo. Just the logo and their faces on it. Lazy!
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Doritos are at it. No special flavour. No prize. No promo. Just the logo and their faces on it. Lazy!
The merchandise and tie-ins for Stranger Things this year are beyond saturation point. At this stage, we're a week away from Febreze getting in on the action with a crossover.
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The merchandise and tie-ins for Stranger Things this year are beyond saturation point. At this stage, we're a week away from Febreze getting in on the action with a crossover.
The algorithm suggested this and YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TEMPTED I AM. #GottaLight
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The algorithm suggested this and YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TEMPTED I AM. #GottaLight
Nothing says "you're old and broken" quite like Gmail reminding you that you've been using their service for 22 years. JFC. 😭
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Nothing says "you're old and broken" quite like Gmail reminding you that you've been using their service for 22 years. JFC. 😭
They should sod off back to Romuland if you ask me. Weirdos!
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
They should sod off back to Romuland if you ask me. Weirdos!
Can't believe it was National Chucky Day yesterday, and I missed it. Anyway, fanstabbydozie for those celebrating.
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Can't believe it was National Chucky Day yesterday, and I missed it. Anyway, fanstabbydozie for those celebrating.
If I had kids, I'd be telling them this was the original version of ChatGPT.
October 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If I had kids, I'd be telling them this was the original version of ChatGPT.
Wilderness Years Sophie Aldred on the left, Anni-Frid from ABBA on the right.
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Wilderness Years Sophie Aldred on the left, Anni-Frid from ABBA on the right.
At least Andrew Pixley is safe from our AI overlords. Phew!
October 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
At least Andrew Pixley is safe from our AI overlords. Phew!