Cal Young 🦖
@callie99.bsky.social
DC Area. Engineer. Nerd. I like numbers, critters, and ice cream.
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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The Largest Historical Dictionary of English Slang Now Free Online: Covers 500 Years of the “Vulgar Tongue”
The Largest Historical Dictionary of English Slang Now Free Online: Covers 500 Years of the “Vulgar Tongue”
'The three volumes of Green's Dictionary of Slang demonstrate the sheer scope of a lifetime of research by Jonathon Green, the leading slang lexicographer of our time. A remarkable collection of this ...
www.openculture.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The Largest Historical Dictionary of English Slang Now Free Online: Covers 500 Years of the “Vulgar Tongue”
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thank you realfood dot gov, you saved my life
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
thank you realfood dot gov, you saved my life
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Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
lol
so I'm sitting here and my 1 yo is playing quietly on the floor and the 3 yo walks up to him and goes "come, brother, let us return to our wicked ways!"
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
lol
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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YOU'VE SWITCHED OFF YOUR TARGETING COMPUTER!
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
YOU'VE SWITCHED OFF YOUR TARGETING COMPUTER!
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I ask you to send me the original document rather than a Youtube reactor for the same reason I ask you not to send me a chewed sandwich.
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I ask you to send me the original document rather than a Youtube reactor for the same reason I ask you not to send me a chewed sandwich.
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Knowing which problems are common or uncommon itself requires significant domain knowledge
i feel compelled to remind everyone that chatgpt/LLMs are functionally the *opposite* of an actual expert.
the more your problems are unusual or novel, the more likely LLMS are to be wrong. they are least helpful when it's most important
the more your problems are unusual or novel, the more likely LLMS are to be wrong. they are least helpful when it's most important
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Knowing which problems are common or uncommon itself requires significant domain knowledge
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Was just outside. Can confirm "feels like" temp.
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Was just outside. Can confirm "feels like" temp.
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Need a mood boost?
Watch the Pacific Northwest Ballet celebrate the Seattle Seahawks being in the Super Bowl
Watch the Pacific Northwest Ballet celebrate the Seattle Seahawks being in the Super Bowl
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Need a mood boost?
Watch the Pacific Northwest Ballet celebrate the Seattle Seahawks being in the Super Bowl
Watch the Pacific Northwest Ballet celebrate the Seattle Seahawks being in the Super Bowl
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the slanket stays ON during the weekend
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
the slanket stays ON during the weekend
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mr cat has been fed 3 times
February 7, 2026 at 7:02 AM
mr cat has been fed 3 times
@martian-observer.art
Check out the fireball, Del.
Check out the fireball, Del.
Not really western, but southwestern.
Lugu Lake in Yunnan Province.
~ 27.674, 100.826
Lugu Lake in Yunnan Province.
~ 27.674, 100.826
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
@martian-observer.art
Check out the fireball, Del.
Check out the fireball, Del.
lol
February 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
lol
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Current U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick was in business with Jeffery Epstein.
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Current U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick was in business with Jeffery Epstein.
#WhenTaken #711 (07.02.2026)
I scored 983/1000👑
1️⃣📍3.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
2️⃣📍13.5 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍1.5 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
4️⃣📍156 m - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
5️⃣📍10.1 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
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@pombalstoat.bsky.social
@nonnie.bsky.social
@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social
lol. #5
I scored 983/1000👑
1️⃣📍3.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
2️⃣📍13.5 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍1.5 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
4️⃣📍156 m - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
5️⃣📍10.1 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
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@pombalstoat.bsky.social
@nonnie.bsky.social
@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social
lol. #5
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
#WhenTaken #711 (07.02.2026)
I scored 983/1000👑
1️⃣📍3.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
2️⃣📍13.5 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍1.5 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
4️⃣📍156 m - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
5️⃣📍10.1 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
whentaken.com
@pombalstoat.bsky.social
@nonnie.bsky.social
@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social
lol. #5
I scored 983/1000👑
1️⃣📍3.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
2️⃣📍13.5 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
3️⃣📍1.5 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
4️⃣📍156 m - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
5️⃣📍10.1 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
whentaken.com
@pombalstoat.bsky.social
@nonnie.bsky.social
@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social
lol. #5
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I just finished another Bigfoot Beanie. This one I only knitted because I needed something to do with my hands, so I'll put it in my Etsy store. The pattern is on Ravelry if you want to make one. 🧶 #bigfoot #sasquatch #yeti
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
February 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I just finished another Bigfoot Beanie. This one I only knitted because I needed something to do with my hands, so I'll put it in my Etsy store. The pattern is on Ravelry if you want to make one. 🧶 #bigfoot #sasquatch #yeti
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
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I don’t think there’s a special place in Hell for Karoline Leavitt.
I think there’s just some dreary alcove studio in Lesser East Hell.
I think there’s just some dreary alcove studio in Lesser East Hell.
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I don’t think there’s a special place in Hell for Karoline Leavitt.
I think there’s just some dreary alcove studio in Lesser East Hell.
I think there’s just some dreary alcove studio in Lesser East Hell.
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BANANA POEM
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
BANANA POEM
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
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Hooray, my shirt arrived in time for the state Dem convention in a couple weeks
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Hooray, my shirt arrived in time for the state Dem convention in a couple weeks
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On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was