J.White, Bernice Moisthole Award Winner
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views my own, not representing my employer
gonna be better this time around. promise.
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
gonna be better this time around. promise.
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if you’re listening to “This Year” by the Mountain Goats tonight then remember that “this year” you should schedule a routine colonoscopy
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if you’re listening to “This Year” by the Mountain Goats tonight then remember that “this year” you should schedule a routine colonoscopy
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I've been bothering you about signing up for BP before our price increase happens (tomorrow! sign up today!!) but the good news is, I can now also bother you hocking our book! The BP Annual is available to preorder from our distributor, bookshop, amazon, B&N, etc.
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December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I've been bothering you about signing up for BP before our price increase happens (tomorrow! sign up today!!) but the good news is, I can now also bother you hocking our book! The BP Annual is available to preorder from our distributor, bookshop, amazon, B&N, etc.
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sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
before i went vegan i worked a temp job at a dairy plant in rural wisconsin. i worked in the area where they made fresh mozzarella.
my entire job was to pull pallets with 300+ lbs of fresh mozzarella on a fully manual jack from one room to another while they built an assembly line to replace me.
my entire job was to pull pallets with 300+ lbs of fresh mozzarella on a fully manual jack from one room to another while they built an assembly line to replace me.
December 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
before i went vegan i worked a temp job at a dairy plant in rural wisconsin. i worked in the area where they made fresh mozzarella.
my entire job was to pull pallets with 300+ lbs of fresh mozzarella on a fully manual jack from one room to another while they built an assembly line to replace me.
my entire job was to pull pallets with 300+ lbs of fresh mozzarella on a fully manual jack from one room to another while they built an assembly line to replace me.
i’m going to intentionally wait until the new year to sub so i can give BP more of my money, and i’d love to get someone else set up with a subscription as a belated holiday gift.
all you have to do is reply here with your favorite player who never posted a wRC+ over 100 in MLB.
let it rip!
all you have to do is reply here with your favorite player who never posted a wRC+ over 100 in MLB.
let it rip!
you have one more day to do this, and I really think you should
last effort: I run a baseball site with some of my best, smartest, and most talented friends. we do fun and engaging work all year long, and it's about to get more expensive to read that work as of 1/1. I'd much rather you get in the door as cheap as possible. It also makes for a great gift:
December 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i’m going to intentionally wait until the new year to sub so i can give BP more of my money, and i’d love to get someone else set up with a subscription as a belated holiday gift.
all you have to do is reply here with your favorite player who never posted a wRC+ over 100 in MLB.
let it rip!
all you have to do is reply here with your favorite player who never posted a wRC+ over 100 in MLB.
let it rip!
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you have one more day to do this, and I really think you should
last effort: I run a baseball site with some of my best, smartest, and most talented friends. we do fun and engaging work all year long, and it's about to get more expensive to read that work as of 1/1. I'd much rather you get in the door as cheap as possible. It also makes for a great gift:
Premium Gift Subscription
Fill out the information above to purchase a gift subscription. An email will be sent to the recipient within two weeks letting them know. Complete access to BP’s premium editorial content Dozens of a...
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December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
you have one more day to do this, and I really think you should
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
current job is cool and all but i walked into my old job dressed cute and got catcalled by multiple former coworkers in front of all the customers. i miss being gassed up on a daily basis 🥲
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
current job is cool and all but i walked into my old job dressed cute and got catcalled by multiple former coworkers in front of all the customers. i miss being gassed up on a daily basis 🥲
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
first day off for the holidays:
out of the house by 7, walked 10.5 miles, drank good coffee, pet two dogs, ran into three different pals, journaled a bunch.
out of the house by 7, walked 10.5 miles, drank good coffee, pet two dogs, ran into three different pals, journaled a bunch.
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
first day off for the holidays:
out of the house by 7, walked 10.5 miles, drank good coffee, pet two dogs, ran into three different pals, journaled a bunch.
out of the house by 7, walked 10.5 miles, drank good coffee, pet two dogs, ran into three different pals, journaled a bunch.
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please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
30% of my coworkers don’t put their dishes in the dishwasher and 65% don’t know how to load a dishwasher correctly. i spend too much time every week unfucking their mess!!! (5% of you are angels)
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
30% of my coworkers don’t put their dishes in the dishwasher and 65% don’t know how to load a dishwasher correctly. i spend too much time every week unfucking their mess!!! (5% of you are angels)
i don’t drink espresso because i like it i drink espresso because they give it to me in that tiny little cup and it makes me feel like a giant
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i don’t drink espresso because i like it i drink espresso because they give it to me in that tiny little cup and it makes me feel like a giant
“it’s a necessary evil”
oh yeah? bad things are required? things NEED to suck ass?
fuck you.
oh yeah? bad things are required? things NEED to suck ass?
fuck you.
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“it’s a necessary evil”
oh yeah? bad things are required? things NEED to suck ass?
fuck you.
oh yeah? bad things are required? things NEED to suck ass?
fuck you.
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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Lmao what was $1,000 is now $3k because New Goebbels is pissed they aren’t deporting enough people
Kristi Noem makes an announcement on Fox & Friends: "We are saying that if you voluntarily want to go home now to your country, if you're in the US illegally, we'll give you $3,000 through the holidays to send you home. We'll buy you a ticket, give you $3,000 to go home."
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Lmao what was $1,000 is now $3k because New Goebbels is pissed they aren’t deporting enough people
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Also found at the Thrift Store, in the CD section, whatever this is. My curiosity was worth the $1.99 to rescue this, if even the Richie Ashburn thing *alone* proves to be on here. I will let you know.
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Also found at the Thrift Store, in the CD section, whatever this is. My curiosity was worth the $1.99 to rescue this, if even the Richie Ashburn thing *alone* proves to be on here. I will let you know.
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I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
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Hey, so. The world is awful, etc. And because of that, I'd like to ask a favor: Please spend a few minutes between now and New Years sharing the work you were most proud of this year. People might have missed it, but also, it's nice to see people feel good about the work they do
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey, so. The world is awful, etc. And because of that, I'd like to ask a favor: Please spend a few minutes between now and New Years sharing the work you were most proud of this year. People might have missed it, but also, it's nice to see people feel good about the work they do