J.White, Bernice Moisthole Award Winner
@buntsingles.bsky.social
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💖💜💙 He/They
views my own, not representing my employer
💖💜💙 He/They
views my own, not representing my employer
just a lil something to take the edge off
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
just a lil something to take the edge off
I think about being on that zoom call with you every so often and chuckle to myself and inevitably someone asks “what’s so funny” and I hit em with this
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I think about being on that zoom call with you every so often and chuckle to myself and inevitably someone asks “what’s so funny” and I hit em with this
how the last few weeks have felt
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
how the last few weeks have felt
been a while since i read the bible but i had to brush up on the lore relevant to this post and this is what I chose as my search terms. I’d love to see ai do it like this
October 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
been a while since i read the bible but i had to brush up on the lore relevant to this post and this is what I chose as my search terms. I’d love to see ai do it like this
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October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I can’t wait to run into Elmo at George Webb for free burgers after the Brewers’ 12th straight win
August 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I can’t wait to run into Elmo at George Webb for free burgers after the Brewers’ 12th straight win
Proof of life
August 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Proof of life
Me at the person who sent this anonymous message
(So much for pure, lol)
(So much for pure, lol)
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Me at the person who sent this anonymous message
(So much for pure, lol)
(So much for pure, lol)
Cheat code:
- Take free bar shuttle to AmFam
- Go to ticket office day of game
- Buy $5 SRO ticket
- Go to XGolf and sit in a recliner in air conditioning
- Have a beer (or something NA if you’re sober!)
Game day for less than $20.
- Take free bar shuttle to AmFam
- Go to ticket office day of game
- Buy $5 SRO ticket
- Go to XGolf and sit in a recliner in air conditioning
- Have a beer (or something NA if you’re sober!)
Game day for less than $20.
June 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Cheat code:
- Take free bar shuttle to AmFam
- Go to ticket office day of game
- Buy $5 SRO ticket
- Go to XGolf and sit in a recliner in air conditioning
- Have a beer (or something NA if you’re sober!)
Game day for less than $20.
- Take free bar shuttle to AmFam
- Go to ticket office day of game
- Buy $5 SRO ticket
- Go to XGolf and sit in a recliner in air conditioning
- Have a beer (or something NA if you’re sober!)
Game day for less than $20.
How I imagine you watch barve
June 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
How I imagine you watch barve
Two really strong protests in one week. Proud of my city for showing up.
June 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Two really strong protests in one week. Proud of my city for showing up.
When you don’t work in the service industry anymore but the barista likes your vibe so they offer you staff meal:
- Rice pilaf
- Homemade hummus
- Za’atar chickpeas
- Mediterranean salad
- Rice pilaf
- Homemade hummus
- Za’atar chickpeas
- Mediterranean salad
May 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
When you don’t work in the service industry anymore but the barista likes your vibe so they offer you staff meal:
- Rice pilaf
- Homemade hummus
- Za’atar chickpeas
- Mediterranean salad
- Rice pilaf
- Homemade hummus
- Za’atar chickpeas
- Mediterranean salad
Watching my neighbor’s pup and she might be the eepiest girl alive
April 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Watching my neighbor’s pup and she might be the eepiest girl alive
Me ending my toxic relationship with unemployment
April 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me ending my toxic relationship with unemployment
@shwebsi.pitcherlist.com just sent me this screenshot of Jacob Wilson’s BaseballSavant page, and it led to me wondering:
What’s the longest a player has gone to start the season without drawing a walk? I remember Amed Rosario going just over 100 PA in 2020, but I don’t recall a longer streak.
What’s the longest a player has gone to start the season without drawing a walk? I remember Amed Rosario going just over 100 PA in 2020, but I don’t recall a longer streak.
April 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@shwebsi.pitcherlist.com just sent me this screenshot of Jacob Wilson’s BaseballSavant page, and it led to me wondering:
What’s the longest a player has gone to start the season without drawing a walk? I remember Amed Rosario going just over 100 PA in 2020, but I don’t recall a longer streak.
What’s the longest a player has gone to start the season without drawing a walk? I remember Amed Rosario going just over 100 PA in 2020, but I don’t recall a longer streak.
I will trade you a terracotta cherub that just got done scrolling the dumbest thread they’ve ever seen
April 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I will trade you a terracotta cherub that just got done scrolling the dumbest thread they’ve ever seen
Okay, update. It went something like this:
April 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Okay, update. It went something like this:
Spencer Strider // Norfolk Tides
April 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Spencer Strider // Norfolk Tides
Shout out to this guy jamming like ten hot dogs in his mouth at the DBacks game lmao
April 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Shout out to this guy jamming like ten hot dogs in his mouth at the DBacks game lmao
Hearing from reliable sources that the New York Yankees are debuting a second new bat design today.
March 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hearing from reliable sources that the New York Yankees are debuting a second new bat design today.
Iowa vs Nebraska football-ass score
March 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Iowa vs Nebraska football-ass score
Marlins PxP guy: "That's a rocket into center field by Xavier Edwards"
Statcast:
Statcast:
March 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Marlins PxP guy: "That's a rocket into center field by Xavier Edwards"
Statcast:
Statcast:
Howdy! I’m Jordan. I used to write and podcast about baseball but mostly just lurk nowadays.
Fave team - Brewers, but I also just really like watching good pitching.
Fave players - Jackson Chourio, Elly De La Cruz, any RP converting to SP
Fave baseball snack - glizzies with mustard + sweet relish
Fave team - Brewers, but I also just really like watching good pitching.
Fave players - Jackson Chourio, Elly De La Cruz, any RP converting to SP
Fave baseball snack - glizzies with mustard + sweet relish
March 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Howdy! I’m Jordan. I used to write and podcast about baseball but mostly just lurk nowadays.
Fave team - Brewers, but I also just really like watching good pitching.
Fave players - Jackson Chourio, Elly De La Cruz, any RP converting to SP
Fave baseball snack - glizzies with mustard + sweet relish
Fave team - Brewers, but I also just really like watching good pitching.
Fave players - Jackson Chourio, Elly De La Cruz, any RP converting to SP
Fave baseball snack - glizzies with mustard + sweet relish
Bring him home.
March 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bring him home.
If you see this, quote with a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
March 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you see this, quote with a game with a 10/10 soundtrack