Bird Eckler
@birdeckler.bsky.social
Everyone’s mom.
I’m not mad, I’m disappointed
If you are all funny and nice, we’ll get pizza
I’m not mad, I’m disappointed
If you are all funny and nice, we’ll get pizza
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Bird Eckler
@birdeckler.bsky.social
· Nov 21
I love the term “I don’t have a clue.”
Like, not only do I have no idea, I don’t even have little pieces of information that would eventually lead me to an idea.
Like, not only do I have no idea, I don’t even have little pieces of information that would eventually lead me to an idea.
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
May your yams always be candied
And your rolls never dry
Amen
May your yams always be candied
And your rolls never dry
Amen
November 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
May your yams always be candied
And your rolls never dry
Amen
May your yams always be candied
And your rolls never dry
Amen
One thing I love about the holidays is how everyone is either super nice, or the angriest person in America
November 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM
One thing I love about the holidays is how everyone is either super nice, or the angriest person in America
Remember this Thanksgiving, that you love these people, even if their opinions or your opinions are stupid. Give yourself and your family some grace. And, if all else fails, have some wine and hang out on the patio, chain-smoking with your one cool cousin.
November 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Remember this Thanksgiving, that you love these people, even if their opinions or your opinions are stupid. Give yourself and your family some grace. And, if all else fails, have some wine and hang out on the patio, chain-smoking with your one cool cousin.
Found a picture of your mom
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Found a picture of your mom
So, they’re putting pockets in towels now, and still not in our pants…Cool
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 AM
So, they’re putting pockets in towels now, and still not in our pants…Cool
I tried to join a hot air balloon club, but they said I wasn’t buoyant enough
November 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I tried to join a hot air balloon club, but they said I wasn’t buoyant enough
Husband: *tells terrible joke*
Me: *sighs deeply*
Husband: *Laughs like a lunatic*
Me: *sighs deeply*
Husband: *Laughs like a lunatic*
November 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Husband: *tells terrible joke*
Me: *sighs deeply*
Husband: *Laughs like a lunatic*
Me: *sighs deeply*
Husband: *Laughs like a lunatic*
The episode of Black Mirror I’m watching on Netflix, just changed volumes in the middle of the episode and I’m too high for this shit
November 23, 2024 at 4:53 AM
The episode of Black Mirror I’m watching on Netflix, just changed volumes in the middle of the episode and I’m too high for this shit
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I wonder if legally I have to say "I make-a da pizza" when I'm making pizza, like my ancestors before me.
November 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I wonder if legally I have to say "I make-a da pizza" when I'm making pizza, like my ancestors before me.
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I put my pants on the same way as everyone else: very reluctantly
November 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I put my pants on the same way as everyone else: very reluctantly
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👏GIVE 👏THE 👏OTHER 👏49 👏STATES 👏THEIR 👏OWN 👏CHAINSAW 👏MASSACRE 👏MOVIES
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 AM
👏GIVE 👏THE 👏OTHER 👏49 👏STATES 👏THEIR 👏OWN 👏CHAINSAW 👏MASSACRE 👏MOVIES
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My wife and I are at the age where we wake up, drink coffee and just continuously clear our throats for 45 mins.
November 22, 2024 at 11:20 AM
My wife and I are at the age where we wake up, drink coffee and just continuously clear our throats for 45 mins.
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everyone says i’m illiterate and i’m like what’s that even mean
November 23, 2024 at 1:29 AM
everyone says i’m illiterate and i’m like what’s that even mean
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i see you posted a joke. here are the facts
November 23, 2024 at 12:45 AM
i see you posted a joke. here are the facts
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Kinda want to show my kids my favorite 90’s family sitcoms but also don’t really want to reveal where I got nearly all my parenting philosophies from.
November 23, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Kinda want to show my kids my favorite 90’s family sitcoms but also don’t really want to reveal where I got nearly all my parenting philosophies from.
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Hello can I offer some Rosie in these trying times?
November 22, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Hello can I offer some Rosie in these trying times?
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Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
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Whatever, I think you're cute.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
November 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Whatever, I think you're cute.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
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Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.
November 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.
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THERAPIST: Instead of changing from a truck into a robot, what you need to do is to start working on changing what's inside.
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
THERAPIST: Instead of changing from a truck into a robot, what you need to do is to start working on changing what's inside.
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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Kale is the dry handjob of foods.
Don’t @ me.
Don’t @ me.
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Kale is the dry handjob of foods.
Don’t @ me.
Don’t @ me.