A Scanner Blackhatly
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writer: Nightscript, @DimShores.bsky.social @ThinkingHorror, @weirdfictionrev, film crit. @ patreon.com/ascannerburkely | mulchsack left. most likely to be mad online, class of 2000. he/him.
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Pardoning drug lords but deporting sick little kids straight from the hospital really sums the whole thing up doesn’t it
So after Trump pardoned Honduras's narco-president, the admin didn't just let him out--they canceled an immigration hold and sent a specialized team to **chauffeur him to the $1k/night Waldorf Astoria.**
“It's "absolutely fucking nuts,” said one official
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
“It's "absolutely fucking nuts,” said one official
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
February 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Pardoning drug lords but deporting sick little kids straight from the hospital really sums the whole thing up doesn’t it
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imagine being given the order "go into this cell and rip up that seven year old's drawing and letters" and you salute and go sounds great sir
ICE Raids Family Detention Dorms After Kids’ Letters Expose Abuse
A report on letters from children detained in the Dilley camp revealed how bad conditions are.
www.yahoo.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
imagine being given the order "go into this cell and rip up that seven year old's drawing and letters" and you salute and go sounds great sir
The left's technology planks should include reversing the removal of the headphone jack as one of its top priorities.
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The left's technology planks should include reversing the removal of the headphone jack as one of its top priorities.
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And a giant FUCK YOU to every university and school that complied with the fascist Epstein Administration in advance.
February 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
And a giant FUCK YOU to every university and school that complied with the fascist Epstein Administration in advance.
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
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this makes me wanna throw up
The website for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) is completely scrubbed and gone! They didn't even leave a legacy statement.
cpb.org
February 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
this makes me wanna throw up
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"Is there a technology that the left is excited about?"
Yeah, all the tech that's led to the lifesaving medical research that you dumb assholes cut funding for.
Could have more cancer vaccines but nooooooo y'all wanted the Nazi pedophile robot instead.
Yeah, all the tech that's led to the lifesaving medical research that you dumb assholes cut funding for.
Could have more cancer vaccines but nooooooo y'all wanted the Nazi pedophile robot instead.
February 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"Is there a technology that the left is excited about?"
Yeah, all the tech that's led to the lifesaving medical research that you dumb assholes cut funding for.
Could have more cancer vaccines but nooooooo y'all wanted the Nazi pedophile robot instead.
Yeah, all the tech that's led to the lifesaving medical research that you dumb assholes cut funding for.
Could have more cancer vaccines but nooooooo y'all wanted the Nazi pedophile robot instead.
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Critics are calling my posts 'the scariest thing I've seen this year... perhaps this decade!,' 'a veritable nesting doll of haunted-up bullshit you're either gonna love or hate,' and 'not without a certain 𝘫𝘦 𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘪'
December 21, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Critics are calling my posts 'the scariest thing I've seen this year... perhaps this decade!,' 'a veritable nesting doll of haunted-up bullshit you're either gonna love or hate,' and 'not without a certain 𝘫𝘦 𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘪'
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Trying to hide a boner the whole time I'm in the museum wing of classical slut sculptures
April 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Trying to hide a boner the whole time I'm in the museum wing of classical slut sculptures
I'm skeeting while sick with a sore throat call that hoarseposting
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I'm skeeting while sick with a sore throat call that hoarseposting
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
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ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE
According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.
www.wtoc.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Yeah maybe try a little Christmaxxing for once
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Yeah maybe try a little Christmaxxing for once
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some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
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RFK Jr. Appointed Head of Human Centipede
thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-...
thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-...
RFK Jr. Appointed Head of Human Centipede
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today announced his self-appointment as the Health Department's first Head of Human Centipede.
thehardtimes.net
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Appointed Head of Human Centipede
thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-...
thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-...
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I wish I got more positive engagement on Bluesky. And the best way I know how to make that happen is to argue with literally everyone I see.
February 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I wish I got more positive engagement on Bluesky. And the best way I know how to make that happen is to argue with literally everyone I see.
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BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
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This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Till’s memorial for decades.
It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.
It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.
Someone doused Renee Good’s Minneapolis memorial and a nearby pile of wood with gasoline and started a fire at about 9 p.m. Tuesday.
Renee Good memorial site in south Minneapolis doused in gasoline
Damage was minimal but police are investigating.
bit.ly
February 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Till’s memorial for decades.
It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.
It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.
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I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
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This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
February 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
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By age 12, Einstein had already discovered masturbation
February 18, 2026 at 5:29 AM
By age 12, Einstein had already discovered masturbation
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Millions of files related to Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says reut.rs/4rpxDfl
Allegations in Epstein files may amount to 'crimes against humanity,' UN experts say
Millions of files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a "global criminal enterprise" that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity,...
reut.rs
February 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Millions of files related to Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says reut.rs/4rpxDfl
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Urgent, urgent. We are freezing to death in Gaza. My father is sick and needs treatment, and my family needs a tent. We are dying from the cold. I beg you to donate whatever you can. My father needs medical treatment. Please.
chuffed.org/project/161883
chuffed.org/project/161883
February 18, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Urgent, urgent. We are freezing to death in Gaza. My father is sick and needs treatment, and my family needs a tent. We are dying from the cold. I beg you to donate whatever you can. My father needs medical treatment. Please.
chuffed.org/project/161883
chuffed.org/project/161883
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Classmates defend her and what?
MAGA man jumps out of his truck to assault teen girl at anti-ICE protest—classmates defend her and beat him off.
Students who had been peacefully protesting started punching back at the man—saving girl from the full grown adult.
Michael Brown was arrested for child abuse in Grand Island, Nebraska
Students who had been peacefully protesting started punching back at the man—saving girl from the full grown adult.
Michael Brown was arrested for child abuse in Grand Island, Nebraska
February 18, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Classmates defend her and what?