A Scanner Blackhatly
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29 years ago today, Homer Simpson took his son Bart to a gay steel mill for subsequently unknown reasons.
“Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
“Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
February 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson took his son Bart to a gay steel mill for subsequently unknown reasons.
“Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
“Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
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This one's bad...
Federal judge orders ICE to release Filipino man after 'pattern of failures' in medical care www.nbcnews.com/politics/nbc...
Federal judge orders ICE to release Filipino man after 'pattern of failures' in medical care www.nbcnews.com/politics/nbc...
Federal judge orders ICE to release Filipino man after 'pattern of failures' in medical care
The man's rights were violated after inappropriate medical treatment "more likely than not" led to extreme pain and two partial foot amputation surgeries, the judge said.
www.nbcnews.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This one's bad...
Federal judge orders ICE to release Filipino man after 'pattern of failures' in medical care www.nbcnews.com/politics/nbc...
Federal judge orders ICE to release Filipino man after 'pattern of failures' in medical care www.nbcnews.com/politics/nbc...
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Because the FBI is not doing an investigation. The FBI is engaging in a cover-up.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
FBI won’t share Alex Pretti shooting evidence, Minnesota authorities say
State’s governor had demanded impartial inquiry into the shooting of the VA nurse by federal immigration agents
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Because the FBI is not doing an investigation. The FBI is engaging in a cover-up.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Everything in this administration is grift.
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
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Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Everything in this administration is grift.
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this is exactly why I am absolutely not willing to overlook anyone who was once “advocating for ending USAID” as merely committing a little oopsie-daisy-booboo, by the way
The Project 2025 author is using millions of dollars in USAID money for his own security detail.
It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children.
Vought is a mass murderer.
It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children.
Vought is a mass murderer.
Exclusive: White House uses USAID funds for budget director Vought's security, documents show
The White House budget office is using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought, President Donald Trump's budget chief and an archit...
www.reuters.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
this is exactly why I am absolutely not willing to overlook anyone who was once “advocating for ending USAID” as merely committing a little oopsie-daisy-booboo, by the way
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Democrats love praising Republicans, who in turn tell the world that Democrats are all filthy demons.
Absolutely deranged behavior.
Absolutely deranged behavior.
February 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Democrats love praising Republicans, who in turn tell the world that Democrats are all filthy demons.
Absolutely deranged behavior.
Absolutely deranged behavior.
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(whispering to date when the movie credits begin to roll) which one was the Nightcrawler
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
(whispering to date when the movie credits begin to roll) which one was the Nightcrawler
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I dash a few quick steps and leap onto the bar, sliding smoothly face first all the way to the end where I gracefully tuck and roll as i land, leaping up and out the open front door into passing traffic
February 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I dash a few quick steps and leap onto the bar, sliding smoothly face first all the way to the end where I gracefully tuck and roll as i land, leaping up and out the open front door into passing traffic
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If I were Sisyphus I would roll the rock downhill once in a while for variety
October 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
If I were Sisyphus I would roll the rock downhill once in a while for variety
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The One Where Ross's Face Opens Along the Wrong Axis and He Devours the Other Friends for His 27-Year Prehibernation Feeding Cycle
December 18, 2024 at 6:39 AM
The One Where Ross's Face Opens Along the Wrong Axis and He Devours the Other Friends for His 27-Year Prehibernation Feeding Cycle
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Hate it when I'm in my rabbit costume in our weird wrong-dimensioned home, watching TV while others elsewhere watch rabbit-me on their TVs & I must fight through the ontological confusion in an instinctive attempt to parse the narrative, producing aesthetically pleasing anxiety
December 19, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Hate it when I'm in my rabbit costume in our weird wrong-dimensioned home, watching TV while others elsewhere watch rabbit-me on their TVs & I must fight through the ontological confusion in an instinctive attempt to parse the narrative, producing aesthetically pleasing anxiety
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Your Honor i rise before the court today because I believe i might be in the wrong room as I have no stake in the matter of Jarndyce v. Jarndyce, can u tell me where number 203 is? I know I'm on the 2nd floor so I'm not sure where i went wrong. Also why do you sound so British?
April 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Your Honor i rise before the court today because I believe i might be in the wrong room as I have no stake in the matter of Jarndyce v. Jarndyce, can u tell me where number 203 is? I know I'm on the 2nd floor so I'm not sure where i went wrong. Also why do you sound so British?
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I'm not trying to wake up on the wrong side of the bed, I'm trying to go to sleep on the wrong side of the bed
July 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm not trying to wake up on the wrong side of the bed, I'm trying to go to sleep on the wrong side of the bed
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Our new Wuthering Heights adaptation fixes a few of the things the OG text got wrong, and we can't wait for you to see the things we mystifyingly decided it got wrong.
September 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Our new Wuthering Heights adaptation fixes a few of the things the OG text got wrong, and we can't wait for you to see the things we mystifyingly decided it got wrong.
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Have been watching 1986's Transformers: The Movie on loop nonstop since childhood for Easter eggs that are "more than meets the eye." I've yet to detect a single thing in this movie I can see without my eyes. After 38 years & very little rest, regret to inform everyone I must abandon the quest.
February 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Have been watching 1986's Transformers: The Movie on loop nonstop since childhood for Easter eggs that are "more than meets the eye." I've yet to detect a single thing in this movie I can see without my eyes. After 38 years & very little rest, regret to inform everyone I must abandon the quest.
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Inside you are two copies of Oscar nominated Martin Scorsese film "The Wolf of Wall Street." You need surgery but have been putting it off until you're closer to reaching your annual deductible.
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Inside you are two copies of Oscar nominated Martin Scorsese film "The Wolf of Wall Street." You need surgery but have been putting it off until you're closer to reaching your annual deductible.
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playing an epic prank on my surgeon by not waking up after my procedure
February 16, 2026 at 2:53 AM
playing an epic prank on my surgeon by not waking up after my procedure
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This is happening at a far faster pace than we anticipated in the episode. Extremely grim, very enraging
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
February 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This is happening at a far faster pace than we anticipated in the episode. Extremely grim, very enraging
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
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👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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A congressman says something like this and nothing happens. Someone criticizes Israel's acts of genocide and terrorism and suddenly "antisemitism is out of control!"
Will it be national news? Will it cause performative outrage? Will he be censured?
Nope. Forgotten by tomorrow.
Nope. Forgotten by tomorrow.
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
A congressman says something like this and nothing happens. Someone criticizes Israel's acts of genocide and terrorism and suddenly "antisemitism is out of control!"
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HELL YEAH HEY DUDE
February 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
HELL YEAH HEY DUDE
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There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
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FRIEND WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN IN A WHILE: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?
ME: i have no idea what he's for
ME: i have no idea what he's for
February 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
FRIEND WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN IN A WHILE: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?
ME: i have no idea what he's for
ME: i have no idea what he's for