Spaceship Gary
@spaceshipgary.bsky.social
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Does your country have a weird assistant to Santa you don’t wanna talk about? Maybe shut the fuck up then.
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Does your country have a weird assistant to Santa you don’t wanna talk about? Maybe shut the fuck up then.
Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm (Official Video)
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January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Calling that a mid-off is offensive to mids.
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Calling that a mid-off is offensive to mids.
Pepsi salesman says continued purchases of Coca~Cola predict downfall of Human Civilization
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Pepsi salesman says continued purchases of Coca~Cola predict downfall of Human Civilization
Waiting to hear how it’s actually a benefit to America, but will be spun as Trump chickening out and Europe standing up to him like, he just got a deal by using a threat, great victory over him!
Oh man Rutte absolutely pulled one over on Donnie, looking forward to hearing what BS he offered up.
Dollar HOD on this and stocks ripping.
Dollar HOD on this and stocks ripping.
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Waiting to hear how it’s actually a benefit to America, but will be spun as Trump chickening out and Europe standing up to him like, he just got a deal by using a threat, great victory over him!
Sen. Graham: ‘Trump has the full backing of Congress on this. Both parties approve, try and stop us.’
"Sen. Lindsey Graham delivered a stark message to European allies on Wednesday, telling them not to let their feelings about President Trump stand in the way of the U.S. owning Greenland."
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
Lindsey Graham Urges Greenland Deal, Takes Shots at European Allies
Sen. Lindsey Graham delivered a stark message to European allies on Wednesday, telling them not to let their feelings about President Trump stand in the way of the U.S. owning Greenland. The South Car...
www.wsj.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Sen. Graham: ‘Trump has the full backing of Congress on this. Both parties approve, try and stop us.’
When the World Cup and Olympics happen, this guy is going to write articles agreeing with Starmer that it isn’t right to boo the anthem.
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
When the World Cup and Olympics happen, this guy is going to write articles agreeing with Starmer that it isn’t right to boo the anthem.
Let’s make sure the Germans also know they’re in the same bucket as the English when it comes to “we’ll take shit from some people, bit definitely not you fucks.”
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Let’s make sure the Germans also know they’re in the same bucket as the English when it comes to “we’ll take shit from some people, bit definitely not you fucks.”
Democrat operatives salivating at the thought of running a baker’s dozen worth of Martha Coakleys.
Trump approval, per The Economist —
Georgia: -18.6%
Maine: -18.4%
Texas: -17.2%
Michigan: -15.8%
North Carolina: -13.6%
Ohio: -9.2%
Iowa: -8.7%
Florida: -7.5%
South Carolina: -7.3%
Mississippi: -6.9%
Alaska: -6.6%
Louisiana: -5.1%
Nebraska: -1.8%
These states all have Senate elections this year
Georgia: -18.6%
Maine: -18.4%
Texas: -17.2%
Michigan: -15.8%
North Carolina: -13.6%
Ohio: -9.2%
Iowa: -8.7%
Florida: -7.5%
South Carolina: -7.3%
Mississippi: -6.9%
Alaska: -6.6%
Louisiana: -5.1%
Nebraska: -1.8%
These states all have Senate elections this year
January 21, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Democrat operatives salivating at the thought of running a baker’s dozen worth of Martha Coakleys.
In a perfect world for Democrat politicians, Trump takes all the heat in annexing Greenland then dies.
Renaming the Department of Defense would cost taxpayers $125 million. Buying Greenland would cost $700 billion. Donald Trump just gave another $75 billion to ICE. They really don’t care about wasting your taxpayer dollars.
Renaming Defense Department Could Cost Taxpayers $125 Million
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
In a perfect world for Democrat politicians, Trump takes all the heat in annexing Greenland then dies.
“It posting is cope”
It sure is! Now shut up and help me plan how we’re gonna celebrate.
It sure is! Now shut up and help me plan how we’re gonna celebrate.
January 21, 2026 at 3:19 PM
“It posting is cope”
It sure is! Now shut up and help me plan how we’re gonna celebrate.
It sure is! Now shut up and help me plan how we’re gonna celebrate.
Anytime you say the Democrats should do something a bunch of morons show up to tell you that you need to understand civics, yet when some dipshit bluecheck says it’s odd that we treat a mayor and the Senate Minority Leader as having different responsibilities, these jagoffs are silent about civics.
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Anytime you say the Democrats should do something a bunch of morons show up to tell you that you need to understand civics, yet when some dipshit bluecheck says it’s odd that we treat a mayor and the Senate Minority Leader as having different responsibilities, these jagoffs are silent about civics.
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look me in the eyes and tell me right now that if trump and the gop disappeared tomorrow, that the horrors of the western hegemon would end.
tell me.
tell me.
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 PM
look me in the eyes and tell me right now that if trump and the gop disappeared tomorrow, that the horrors of the western hegemon would end.
tell me.
tell me.
American conservatives love to act as if they are hard and tough meanwhile just about all of them have years old complaints they’ll regularly bring up about a business that was closed despite its listed hours saying otherwise.
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
American conservatives love to act as if they are hard and tough meanwhile just about all of them have years old complaints they’ll regularly bring up about a business that was closed despite its listed hours saying otherwise.
There’s a certain type of Democrat who says they’ll vote for any primary winner, but clearly wants Newsom to win it so they can sadistically tell vulnerable people who will be directly hurt by him that they have to vote for him or they’ll deserve everything they‘ll be getting regardless of who wins
January 17, 2026 at 2:47 PM
There’s a certain type of Democrat who says they’ll vote for any primary winner, but clearly wants Newsom to win it so they can sadistically tell vulnerable people who will be directly hurt by him that they have to vote for him or they’ll deserve everything they‘ll be getting regardless of who wins
Walz gonna release a statement that a general strike is also taking the bait
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Walz gonna release a statement that a general strike is also taking the bait
Movie trailer with the slowed down, somber version of Yakety Sax
January 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Movie trailer with the slowed down, somber version of Yakety Sax
“When is he going to put America First?! Us Democrat Senators have been waiting! And yes, I DO mean the racist slogan America First!”
Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
“When is he going to put America First?! Us Democrat Senators have been waiting! And yes, I DO mean the racist slogan America First!”
Can’t wait for a decisive vote to come down Democrats running ”if Hillary Clinton had less charisma” again
Pollster: 58% of Americans say Trump's second term has been a failure. A year into term number two, Trump's numbers look worse than any other president. Trump is even worse than George W. Bush after Katrina and a long period in the Iraq War. This is really, really bad.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Can’t wait for a decisive vote to come down Democrats running ”if Hillary Clinton had less charisma” again
Bluesky Jay: this post needed a cashtag
21-year-old activist injured by ICE:
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Bluesky Jay: this post needed a cashtag
Terry Bollea, under oath, once had to explain to a jury that the character of Hulk Hogan had a bigger dick than he, as Terry Bollea, did. #$VZ
January 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Terry Bollea, under oath, once had to explain to a jury that the character of Hulk Hogan had a bigger dick than he, as Terry Bollea, did. #$VZ