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TwinzerDad
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As seen on Twitter. Just a Yinzer completely unqualified to raise Twinzers
I wrote a book.

You can find it here:

a.co/d/askM1wR

#IndieAuthor
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 AM
For an #Indieauthor, I can’t begin to tell you how much messages like this mean!

Want to pick up your copy of Exceptionally Mediocre?

Check out :

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January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Today’s a great day to remind you we’re collecting graphic novels for underprivileged kids. Each month we pick one book to spark a love of reading & art in older kids often overlooked.
This month: All-Star Superman—hope, kindness, heart.
Donate here:
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I wrote this book. I’m kinda proud of it. I’d love if you read it.

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#indiauthor
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Exciting news!

Exceptionally Mediocre has a 5 star rating on Good Reads, putting it ahead of several prestigious books!

Btw…. That star rating is the ONLY number we are paying attention to

You got that… the only number

Want to pick up a copy?

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January 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
January 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by TwinzerDad
I wrote this book.

I just wanted you guys to know that.

You can get it here if you’re interested:

a.co/d/cEAG8YP
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There was a significant period of time in the early 90’s where I thought Grammy Award winning musical artist, Sting, also had a successful professional wrestling career.
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Not to brag, but "Exceptionally Mediocre" is currently the #131,368th best selling book on Amazon.

a.co/d/3xtrhzR

#IndieAuthor #books #reading
Exceptionally Mediocre: Grant, Dale: 9798280928053: Amazon.com: Books
Exceptionally Mediocre [Grant, Dale] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Exceptionally Mediocre
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January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
(Pops another Prilosec before going to bed at 10:30 on New Year’s Eve)

Me: Still Punk Rawk.
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I wrote this book.

I just wanted you guys to know that.

You can get it here if you’re interested:

a.co/d/cEAG8YP
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Here we go..

I’m excited (and slightly terrified) to announce that I’ve published my first book, Exceptionally Mediocre. This collection of short stories is something I’ve been quietly working on for the last five years

If you’d like to pick up a copy:
a.co/d/48EMQC3
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
One of these years, I'm going to buckle down and be good enough for Santa to bring me the U.S.S. Flagg for Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just did the pickup for #LittleWheelsBigHearts!

We filled an entire moving truck!

Thank You to every single person who donated and helped spread the word!

Time to get ready for next year!!!

p.s. Does anyone know where the Advil is?
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We are in the absolute final stretch for this year’s #LittlewheelsBigHearts campaign. I’ll be making one more shopping trip tomorrow if you still would like to contribute!

You can donate here:

venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The Bad News… #LittleWheelsBigHearts is broke!

The good news is the Twinzers and I were out buying tons of toys for kids in need!

Wanna help us help even more kids?

Donate here:

venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
#LittleWheelsBigHearts is collecting Hot Wheels, Matchbox cars and more for kids in need. One week left! I’m grabbing the last big batch this weekend. Want to help?

Donate on Venmo: venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3

or our wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/....

Help Spread the word!
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There’s still time to give on this #GivingTuesday!
Today is a great day to:

1. Tell somebody you love them

2. Donate to underprivileged kids through #LittleWheelsBigHearts
via our Venmo: venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3

3. Donate via our Amazon Wishlist
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

4. Share this post
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You know the best thing about donating $10 to Little Wheels Big Hearts?

An underprivileged kid will get an awesome toy out of it and that should make ya feel warm and snuggly inside!

venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3

Share this about help spread the word!
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Today is a great day to:

1. Tell somebody you love them

2. Donate to underprivileged kids through #LittleWheelsBigHearts
via our Venmo: venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3

3. Donate via our Amazon Wishlist
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

4. Share this post
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just in case you missed it, along with all the toy cars donated to #LittleWheelsBigHearts, there are 150 graphic novels too! Thanks to everyone who donated during the “offseason.” Watch for next year’s first book drop in Jan!
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There’s still time to donate to #LittleWheelsBigHearts!

There’s still time to help make the Holidays special for a kid in need!

3 ways to get involved!

Donate to Venmo:
venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3

Donate off our Amazon wishlist
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Or help spread the word!
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Based on the fact that my kids still get gifts every year, our Elf on a Shelf must have a strict “No Snitchin’” policy
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Every year I put the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe on the #LittleWheelsBigHearts wishlist because I know someone out there wants to do good and thinks it’d be hilarious to send me like 10 of them. It’s only $40 today.

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If you’re doing some online shopping this weekend, maybe scrolling #Amazon for the best deals, consider adding an item from the #LittleWheelsBigHearts wishlist or donating to the Venmo!

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Or

venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM