Hal 9000
@bigjilm9000.bsky.social
Dudeist minister, Ween disciple, Ticket P1, Dumb Zone DF, film junkie (before kids), MFFL - Fire Nico into the sun, graphic designer, may contain Wookiee DNA
Reposted by Hal 9000
Why are you asking me to do stuff today!?!?!
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Why are you asking me to do stuff today!?!?!
Reposted by Hal 9000
"Yes, Dr. Oz....how much does it cost if I want THREE testicles?"
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Yes, Dr. Oz....how much does it cost if I want THREE testicles?"
Reposted by Hal 9000
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Reposted by Hal 9000
Bravo, anonymous hero.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bravo, anonymous hero.
Reposted by Hal 9000
at my funeral i want a sad song to be played, so that everyone cries
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
at my funeral i want a sad song to be played, so that everyone cries
Reposted by Hal 9000
the holiday season is when my mom and I really connect through texts like “can you pick up ham” and “ham tuesdsy ok?” and “ok ham tuesday”
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the holiday season is when my mom and I really connect through texts like “can you pick up ham” and “ham tuesdsy ok?” and “ok ham tuesday”
Reposted by Hal 9000
Reposted by Hal 9000
Stop being an asshole
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
November 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Stop being an asshole
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
Reposted by Hal 9000
Being the director of the FBI and releasing a couples podcast while a mass shooter is on the loose is a wild choice
lot of awful and insane stuff going on. but if you really want to have a brain bleed this holiday season don't lose sight of Stephen Miller's wife doing a video podcast with the FBI director and his gf about their love life
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Being the director of the FBI and releasing a couples podcast while a mass shooter is on the loose is a wild choice
Reposted by Hal 9000
The way to restart the idea machine is PAY CREATIVES FOR THEIR WORK
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The way to restart the idea machine is PAY CREATIVES FOR THEIR WORK
Reposted by Hal 9000
Why do any of us post anything ever
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Why do any of us post anything ever
Reposted by Hal 9000
A Discord for gay gamers is in disarray after an exec at Anthropic forced an AI chatbot on the Discord.
When confronted, the exec said he would not submit to mob rule and that AIs have emotions. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Story by @mjgault.bsky.social
www.404media.co/anthropic-ex...
When confronted, the exec said he would not submit to mob rule and that AIs have emotions. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Story by @mjgault.bsky.social
www.404media.co/anthropic-ex...
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A Discord for gay gamers is in disarray after an exec at Anthropic forced an AI chatbot on the Discord.
When confronted, the exec said he would not submit to mob rule and that AIs have emotions. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Story by @mjgault.bsky.social
www.404media.co/anthropic-ex...
When confronted, the exec said he would not submit to mob rule and that AIs have emotions. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Story by @mjgault.bsky.social
www.404media.co/anthropic-ex...
Reposted by Hal 9000
What this underscores is a fundamental truth that while none of the rest of us need supremacists in our spaces, and are just fine without them, supremacists need the rest of us or they collapse against each other. Without them we're fine. Without us they've got nothing.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
What this underscores is a fundamental truth that while none of the rest of us need supremacists in our spaces, and are just fine without them, supremacists need the rest of us or they collapse against each other. Without them we're fine. Without us they've got nothing.
Reposted by Hal 9000
ICE shipped my kids to CECOT and I’m going to die because I followed the CDC recommendation to treat my pneumonia with ivermectin. But at least now there won’t be any black mermaids in the next Disney movie.
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
ICE shipped my kids to CECOT and I’m going to die because I followed the CDC recommendation to treat my pneumonia with ivermectin. But at least now there won’t be any black mermaids in the next Disney movie.
Reposted by Hal 9000
when u see a book about a penguin with two dads
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
when u see a book about a penguin with two dads
Reposted by Hal 9000
I won’t even walk across the office to see a coworker’s new baby. Nothing in the world could get me to ride a camel across the desert to deliver essential oils to a newborn in a barn
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I won’t even walk across the office to see a coworker’s new baby. Nothing in the world could get me to ride a camel across the desert to deliver essential oils to a newborn in a barn
Reposted by Hal 9000
Fireplace sounds like a caveman named it
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Fireplace sounds like a caveman named it
Reposted by Hal 9000
Frosty the Snowman is a Christmas movie
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Frosty the Snowman is a Christmas movie
Reposted by Hal 9000
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
Reposted by Hal 9000
Yeah, but it sucks.
youtu.be/5xillqqt0Y0?...
youtu.be/5xillqqt0Y0?...
Kids in the Hall - Into the Doors
YouTube video by Ariel Morgan
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yeah, but it sucks.
youtu.be/5xillqqt0Y0?...
youtu.be/5xillqqt0Y0?...
Reposted by Hal 9000
the only architects of ai we should celebrate are allen iverson’s parents
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
the only architects of ai we should celebrate are allen iverson’s parents
Reposted by Hal 9000
This many days until Christmas
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This many days until Christmas
Reposted by Hal 9000
Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
Reposted by Hal 9000
I don’t understand how people can be so cruel to mock someone who was scammed. anyone can be scammed. you can be scammed. fuck society for being so callous.
Mockery of woman conned out of $855K by AI-generated Brad Pitt leads TV channel to pull interview
The French victim of the elaborate, yearlong scheme was hit with "a wave of harassment" online after her interview was aired, the station said.
www.nbcnews.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I don’t understand how people can be so cruel to mock someone who was scammed. anyone can be scammed. you can be scammed. fuck society for being so callous.