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John Paul
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Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs
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Stop being an asshole

There.

Now I’m your
Life coach
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“Because my network clearly doesn’t want me to talk about this, let’s talk about this.”

Good on Colbert.
February 17, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
February 17, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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The party against cancel culture loves canceling everyone.

deadline.com/2026/02/step...
Stephen Colbert Defies CBS, Says Network Banned Him From Interviewing James Talarico On ‘The Late Show’
The Late Night host explained FCC Chair Brendan Carr's new guidance on the "equal time" rule, which alters how some programs schedule interviews.
deadline.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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Caesar during morning pet time
February 17, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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We’ve let him infect the world with his virus of hate, fear & greed. www.independent.ie/life/dont-le... ‘Don’t let them push your buttons’ – Irish experts on how to deal with the everyday Trumps in your life
‘Don’t let them push your buttons’ – Irish experts on how to deal with the everyday Trumps in your life
He scared the bejesus out of us with threats, then flip-flopped on tariffs, backtracked on Greenland, changed tack in Minnesota. What is the best way to deal with volatile people like US president Don...
www.independent.ie
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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Erika Kirk (in 5 years): Be nice to me! [weeping] My husband was murdered!!

Kid: I know, Mom. All I said was can you come to my soccer game
February 17, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Y'all 🥺😭
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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I guess we bought the designer chaiselongue only for this modest critter
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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Had to call an ambulance for mom. She lost strength in her right side. I will keep you posted. Please thank good thoughts!
February 17, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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My guy seriously says we need to believe that a parrot is actually a dog, because it barks when someone knocks the door, and a few people trying to break in might be fooled into thinking it's a big attack dog.

Yes, this is about AI.
It doesn't really matter whether it thinks, or feels, or whether it is just a parrot--at a certain point it matters what the parrot can do that affects the material world and we're clearly at the point where that capacity is extremely meaningful
February 17, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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#DailyZiggy is getting used to riding shotgun on the left.
😉🐾🐾🇮🇪💚
#DogsOfBlueSky
February 17, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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Me, all day today 💀
February 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Let’s go.
February 17, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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All hat and cattle, 🐄 too, with no bull!
#txlege
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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Luna, Director of Pest Control, working hard at her desk in my apothecary
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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Seems to me, it’s, only, the Christian thing for @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
to do. Ain’t that right? @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social

#txlege
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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It should say “Ivanka.” The #1 person he’s lusted after since she was a little kid. His own daughter!
February 17, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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The tattoo 🤦🏽‍♂️
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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We are the laughing stock of the world.
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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He also agreed with that radio host shock-jock (I can’t recall his name) that Ivanka was a “real piece of ass.” Disgusting!! Her own father!
February 17, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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‪🤬🌊DisgustedInKY🌊🤬‬
‪@stoptheshitnado.bsky.social‬
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2) Howard Stern! That was his name.
He also agreed with that radio host shock-jock (I can’t recall his name) that Ivanka was a “real piece of ass.” Disgusting!! Her own father!
February 17, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM