John Paul
@johnpaulhi.bsky.social
Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs
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John Paul
@johnpaulhi.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Stop being an asshole
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
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February 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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They can’t win any other way.
February 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
They can’t win any other way.
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Can't, Mama. Just killed a man.
Can’t. There’s a bad moon on the rise.
Can't. I heard there was a secret chord.
February 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Can't, Mama. Just killed a man.
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Can’t. There’s a bad moon on the rise.
Can't. I heard there was a secret chord.
Can't. Looking for purple bananas
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Can’t. There’s a bad moon on the rise.
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Can't. I'm climbing up on Solsbury Hill.
Can’t. My decoder ring is out of batteries.
Can't. I heard there was a secret chord.
February 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Can't. I'm climbing up on Solsbury Hill.
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February 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Can’t. My decoder ring is out of batteries.
Can't. I heard there was a secret chord.
Can't. Looking for purple bananas
February 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Can’t. My decoder ring is out of batteries.
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Can't. I heard there was a secret chord.
Can't. Looking for purple bananas
Can’t. I’m leaving on that midnight train to Georgia.
February 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Can't. I heard there was a secret chord.
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Can't. Looking for purple bananas
Can’t. I’m leaving on that midnight train to Georgia.
Can’t. I’m free falling
February 18, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Can't. Looking for purple bananas
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Can’t. I’m leaving on that midnight train to Georgia.
Can’t. I’m free falling
Can’t. I’m holding on loosely
February 18, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Can’t. I’m leaving on that midnight train to Georgia.
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Can’t. I’m free falling
Can’t. I’m holding on loosely
Can’t. I’m just dust in the wind
February 18, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Can’t. I’m free falling
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📌“If the election were held today, I’d vote for Trump again and so would millions of other Americans. That doesn't make us racist, bigots.”
I got news for this revolting USA TODAY columnist: If you continue to support Trump you are 100% a racist and a bigot, and can take your gaslighting elsewhere.
I got news for this revolting USA TODAY columnist: If you continue to support Trump you are 100% a racist and a bigot, and can take your gaslighting elsewhere.
I can be let down by Trump without regretting voting for him | Opinion
I wrestle with why and how Trump chooses to act the way he does. But I'd vote for him again.
www.usatoday.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
📌“If the election were held today, I’d vote for Trump again and so would millions of other Americans. That doesn't make us racist, bigots.”
I got news for this revolting USA TODAY columnist: If you continue to support Trump you are 100% a racist and a bigot, and can take your gaslighting elsewhere.
I got news for this revolting USA TODAY columnist: If you continue to support Trump you are 100% a racist and a bigot, and can take your gaslighting elsewhere.
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We all know Trump lies on repeat. It’s obvious. Republicans know it too. They just move in lockstep and pretend not to notice, like it’s part of the job description.
But at what point will they reach their Trump hoodwink limit?
But at what point will they reach their Trump hoodwink limit?
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
We all know Trump lies on repeat. It’s obvious. Republicans know it too. They just move in lockstep and pretend not to notice, like it’s part of the job description.
But at what point will they reach their Trump hoodwink limit?
But at what point will they reach their Trump hoodwink limit?
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Noncitizen voting in federal elections is already illegal. The SAVE Act doesn’t fix a real problem; it creates one. It builds a giant bureaucracy to hunt for rare cases and ends up blocking huge numbers of eligible citizens who did everything right. #sheshed
February 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Noncitizen voting in federal elections is already illegal. The SAVE Act doesn’t fix a real problem; it creates one. It builds a giant bureaucracy to hunt for rare cases and ends up blocking huge numbers of eligible citizens who did everything right. #sheshed
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They say there is no cure for pedophilia. They are wrong. They are probably also the same people funding the study that says there is no cure and forcing the News Networks they own to repeat the study.
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
They say there is no cure for pedophilia. They are wrong. They are probably also the same people funding the study that says there is no cure and forcing the News Networks they own to repeat the study.
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Looks like a popcorn box. But it's a crossbody bag. We also carry it in black and white (see next post in thread)
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Popcorn Box Styled Bag (RED & WHITE)
This vintaged styled popcorn box is a top-loading crossbody bag comes with a faux-gold chain affixed to a adjustable white vegan leather strap, tucked inside for shipping. It's as versatile as a Holly...
mzs.press
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Looks like a popcorn box. But it's a crossbody bag. We also carry it in black and white (see next post in thread)
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mzs.press/Popcorn-Box-...
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I bet you know someone who will go wild for this. mzs.press/The-Ransom-N...
The Ransom Note Sticker Book: Thousands of letters for your anonymous messages by Luke Herriott (Paperback, NEW)
Award-winning graphic designer and author Luke Herriott invites you to create uniquely idiosyncratic messages or decorate your stuff with these fun alphabets. Everyone loves the cool graphic look of t...
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February 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I bet you know someone who will go wild for this. mzs.press/The-Ransom-N...
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People tend to gloss over the numbers.
But when you take the time to think about it, place it in an objective frame of reference, it is truly stunning.
Part of the problem is that people need to be repeatedly spoon-fed to eventually get it.
The other part is Dems aren’t screaming about it enough.
But when you take the time to think about it, place it in an objective frame of reference, it is truly stunning.
Part of the problem is that people need to be repeatedly spoon-fed to eventually get it.
The other part is Dems aren’t screaming about it enough.
February 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
People tend to gloss over the numbers.
But when you take the time to think about it, place it in an objective frame of reference, it is truly stunning.
Part of the problem is that people need to be repeatedly spoon-fed to eventually get it.
The other part is Dems aren’t screaming about it enough.
But when you take the time to think about it, place it in an objective frame of reference, it is truly stunning.
Part of the problem is that people need to be repeatedly spoon-fed to eventually get it.
The other part is Dems aren’t screaming about it enough.
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SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL IN A MOTHERFUDGING
CAN OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL IN A MOTHERFUDGING
CAN OF THE DAY!
February 18, 2026 at 5:13 AM
SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL IN A MOTHERFUDGING
CAN OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL IN A MOTHERFUDGING
CAN OF THE DAY!
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if gaslighting were an olympic sport this would take gold
Leavitt: "I think it's frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that President Trump is doing anything for his own benefit. He left a life of luxury and a life of running a very successful real estate empire for public service."
February 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
if gaslighting were an olympic sport this would take gold
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Here’s another fun one.
If you made $1 million every day since the birth of Jesus, you still wouldn’t have a trillion dollars.
If you made $1 million every day since the birth of Jesus, you still wouldn’t have a trillion dollars.
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Here’s another fun one.
If you made $1 million every day since the birth of Jesus, you still wouldn’t have a trillion dollars.
If you made $1 million every day since the birth of Jesus, you still wouldn’t have a trillion dollars.
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