John Paul
@johnpaulhi.bsky.social
Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs
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John Paul
@johnpaulhi.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Stop being an asshole
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
There.
Now I’m your
Life coach
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Erika Kirk (in 5 years): Be nice to me! [weeping] My husband was murdered!!
Kid: I know, Mom. All I said was can you come to my soccer game
Kid: I know, Mom. All I said was can you come to my soccer game
February 17, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Erika Kirk (in 5 years): Be nice to me! [weeping] My husband was murdered!!
Kid: I know, Mom. All I said was can you come to my soccer game
Kid: I know, Mom. All I said was can you come to my soccer game
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Y'all 🥺😭
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Y'all 🥺😭
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I guess we bought the designer chaiselongue only for this modest critter
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I guess we bought the designer chaiselongue only for this modest critter
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Had to call an ambulance for mom. She lost strength in her right side. I will keep you posted. Please thank good thoughts!
February 17, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Had to call an ambulance for mom. She lost strength in her right side. I will keep you posted. Please thank good thoughts!
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My guy seriously says we need to believe that a parrot is actually a dog, because it barks when someone knocks the door, and a few people trying to break in might be fooled into thinking it's a big attack dog.
Yes, this is about AI.
Yes, this is about AI.
It doesn't really matter whether it thinks, or feels, or whether it is just a parrot--at a certain point it matters what the parrot can do that affects the material world and we're clearly at the point where that capacity is extremely meaningful
February 17, 2026 at 7:21 AM
My guy seriously says we need to believe that a parrot is actually a dog, because it barks when someone knocks the door, and a few people trying to break in might be fooled into thinking it's a big attack dog.
Yes, this is about AI.
Yes, this is about AI.
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February 17, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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Me, all day today 💀
February 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Me, all day today 💀
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All hat and cattle, 🐄 too, with no bull!
#txlege
#txlege
“Please welcome to the Late Show YouTube page, Representative James Talarico.” youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislatu…
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
All hat and cattle, 🐄 too, with no bull!
#txlege
#txlege
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Luna, Director of Pest Control, working hard at her desk in my apothecary
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Luna, Director of Pest Control, working hard at her desk in my apothecary
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Seems to me, it’s, only, the Christian thing for @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
to do. Ain’t that right? @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social
#txlege
to do. Ain’t that right? @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social
#txlege
Apologies. Posted the same clip on both posts.
Here is the “FCC you” explanation from Colbert about WTf is going on: youtu.be/oh7DPSP65JA?...
Here is the “FCC you” explanation from Colbert about WTf is going on: youtu.be/oh7DPSP65JA?...
Why CBS Didn't Broadcast Stephen Colbert's Interview With James Talarico
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Seems to me, it’s, only, the Christian thing for @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
to do. Ain’t that right? @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social
#txlege
to do. Ain’t that right? @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social
#txlege
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It should say “Ivanka.” The #1 person he’s lusted after since she was a little kid. His own daughter!
February 17, 2026 at 5:36 AM
It should say “Ivanka.” The #1 person he’s lusted after since she was a little kid. His own daughter!
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We are the laughing stock of the world.
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
We are the laughing stock of the world.
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He also agreed with that radio host shock-jock (I can’t recall his name) that Ivanka was a “real piece of ass.” Disgusting!! Her own father!
February 17, 2026 at 6:01 AM
He also agreed with that radio host shock-jock (I can’t recall his name) that Ivanka was a “real piece of ass.” Disgusting!! Her own father!
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🤬🌊DisgustedInKY🌊🤬
@stoptheshitnado.bsky.social
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2) Howard Stern! That was his name.
@stoptheshitnado.bsky.social
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2) Howard Stern! That was his name.
He also agreed with that radio host shock-jock (I can’t recall his name) that Ivanka was a “real piece of ass.” Disgusting!! Her own father!
February 17, 2026 at 7:16 AM
🤬🌊DisgustedInKY🌊🤬
@stoptheshitnado.bsky.social
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2) Howard Stern! That was his name.
@stoptheshitnado.bsky.social
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2) Howard Stern! That was his name.
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This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
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What else could you expect from such a beautiful perfect pupper?
February 17, 2026 at 7:03 AM
What else could you expect from such a beautiful perfect pupper?
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This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
February 17, 2026 at 7:09 AM
This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
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I'm an old veterinarian. I had six cats that aged out. My last boy, my heart, died at 19 last November. A kitty showed up in my yard a few days later and I took her in. She was perfectly behaved. We got two kittens a couple months ago and it is divine chaos. I love them sooo much.
February 17, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I'm an old veterinarian. I had six cats that aged out. My last boy, my heart, died at 19 last November. A kitty showed up in my yard a few days later and I took her in. She was perfectly behaved. We got two kittens a couple months ago and it is divine chaos. I love them sooo much.
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consequences, schmonsequences.
that's a little rhyme i wrote to remind me to be scared of consequences
that's a little rhyme i wrote to remind me to be scared of consequences
sometimes you just gotta Not Post the things you want to say to prevent the consequences of saying true things too loudly
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 AM
consequences, schmonsequences.
that's a little rhyme i wrote to remind me to be scared of consequences
that's a little rhyme i wrote to remind me to be scared of consequences