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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom
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Anti-SLAPP advocate
Anti-fascist
First amendment enjoyer
Still being sued by Devin Nunes
Parody
To protect wildlife, I’m preparing a bourguignon of critically endangered black rhinoceros.
Incredible stuff
January 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I wish we had him instead of Chuck Schumer
Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;

“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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The Republican Congress has chosen to give away its authority and power and now we are being told Trump plans to occupy Venezuela. We don't cry for Maduro. We demand the following of our laws and Constitution. He is already threatening Mexico and Cuba will be next. Ann Wagner is silent.
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
María Corina Machado, the Nancy Mace of Venezuela
Trump on María Corina Machado: "I think it'd be very tough for her to be the leader. She doesn't have the support or the respect within the country. She's a very nice woman but she doesn't have the respect."
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Congress needs to call an emergency session about immediate impeachment and removal of Donald J. Trump. Invading a foreign nation and capturing its president is a clear violation of the Constitution.
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Let's just have Grok apologize for invading Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Democrats need to strongly and uncompromisingly demand that Trump is removed from office for illegally starting a war for oil that benefits no one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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“But it won’t pass while the GOP has a majority” don’t care

Don’t even slightly fucking care

We have laws or we don’t, make the barest effort to attempt enforcing them as is your job or go the fuck home
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I know this all seems really bad but just think how much money a couple dozen people are going to make from it.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Who's going to swoop in and take our dictator away?
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
This has never gone poorly before.
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Donald Trump, famously protective of peaceful protesters
At 3 a.m., immediately following a post claiming he aced his cognitive test, Senile Satan is now threatening a war with Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Why stop at 325 mg, you coward
Trump takes 325 mg of aspirin a day, four times the common low dose of 81 mg, because "they say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart." www.wsj.com/us-news/as-s...
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Thus begins years of lazy "socialist has nice thing" headlines on right wing rags
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Matt Gaetz was a weird choice for nominee for AG with loads of baggage. This is who Trump wanted to handle the Epstein Files.

Maybe not a coincidence.

www.cnbc.com/2024/12/23/m...
Matt Gaetz, former Trump AG pick, had sex with underage girl while in Congress, House Ethics report says
Matt Gaetz resigned from Congress after President-elect Donald Trump picked him to be attorney general, putting the fate of the House Ethics report in question.
www.cnbc.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It’s incredible that the president of the United States claims to have conducted a military strike against another country but we don’t know if we can believe him.
December 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just imagine their reaction when people start eating them
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Guys who claim to be "free speech absolutists" suing for defamation. Keeps happening.

Read the complaint. It's ridiculously weak. Doesn't even attempt to show actual malice. Repeatedly cites opinion statements as if they're factual.

Censorial bullshit from Taibbi.
December 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Thousands of years of human technological advancements were necessary to reach this moment.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
MAGA is out. MATAGA is in.

Make America Think America is Great Again!

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump hits the road in his campaign to change perceptions of the economy
The president's speech in North Carolina included lengthy asides that had little to do with the core message the White House is trying to push about his economic agenda.
www.nbcnews.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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former DoD employee.

i had Adobe Pro and could do most things i needed as an engineer/reviewer. when i retired and became a contractor i only had access to Reader and some third party BS. Had to get govt employees to help me out with some things. very DOGE.

The government is strangling itself
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You try redacting hundreds of thousands of files in Microsoft Paint and see how long it takes you
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM