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@micalk.bsky.social
Serious. Funny. Seriously Funny.
No thirst traps. will follow back if your timeline looks like a fit.
No thirst traps. will follow back if your timeline looks like a fit.
i’d move back to cali for that
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i’d move back to cali for that
The Chucks
or The Dixie Chucks if we deadname them.
or The Dixie Chucks if we deadname them.
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The Chucks
or The Dixie Chucks if we deadname them.
or The Dixie Chucks if we deadname them.
The Pillage People
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The Pillage People
they’ll chip us like dogs
no chip, no services, no reason for you to be in our country
no chip, no services, no reason for you to be in our country
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
they’ll chip us like dogs
no chip, no services, no reason for you to be in our country
no chip, no services, no reason for you to be in our country
he’s been given purple hearts from veterans. it doesn’t transfer their valor but it sure diminishes their service in my eyes.
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
he’s been given purple hearts from veterans. it doesn’t transfer their valor but it sure diminishes their service in my eyes.
great bit, Trae. the setup was perfect and you just kept punching. nice!
January 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
great bit, Trae. the setup was perfect and you just kept punching. nice!
bigger than any other bitch in America, some say the world!
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
bigger than any other bitch in America, some say the world!
if bad taste was an impeachable offense he’d have been gone a long time ago.
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
if bad taste was an impeachable offense he’d have been gone a long time ago.
g*d-d*mned f’ing cunt bitch…
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
g*d-d*mned f’ing cunt bitch…
beautiful arrangement. didn’t expect the inclusion of all the international and US musicians - made it incredibly inspirational. thanks for sharing this.
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
beautiful arrangement. didn’t expect the inclusion of all the international and US musicians - made it incredibly inspirational. thanks for sharing this.
this is what happens when the guy in charge gives orders without giving orders
like a mob boss
like a mob boss
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
this is what happens when the guy in charge gives orders without giving orders
like a mob boss
like a mob boss
Bezos didn’t buy WaPo to support or promote journalism. he bought it to promote himself and to protect his business interests.
At the same time, tho, he’s diminishing the brand by not defending journalistic freedoms.
makes you wonder about the wunderkind.
At the same time, tho, he’s diminishing the brand by not defending journalistic freedoms.
makes you wonder about the wunderkind.
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Bezos didn’t buy WaPo to support or promote journalism. he bought it to promote himself and to protect his business interests.
At the same time, tho, he’s diminishing the brand by not defending journalistic freedoms.
makes you wonder about the wunderkind.
At the same time, tho, he’s diminishing the brand by not defending journalistic freedoms.
makes you wonder about the wunderkind.
“Cell phone prices are down. Not for Trump branded phones but a lot of the others. and let me just tell you, those trump phones are the best of all the phones, and you’re going to start seeing them being delivered in about two weeks.”
January 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
“Cell phone prices are down. Not for Trump branded phones but a lot of the others. and let me just tell you, those trump phones are the best of all the phones, and you’re going to start seeing them being delivered in about two weeks.”
and Andy knew that Barney couldn’t be trusted with a loaded gun.
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
and Andy knew that Barney couldn’t be trusted with a loaded gun.
it’s a “Black Friday morning at Walmart” mindset.
if we don’t invade first all the good stuff will be gone!
if we don’t invade first all the good stuff will be gone!
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
it’s a “Black Friday morning at Walmart” mindset.
if we don’t invade first all the good stuff will be gone!
if we don’t invade first all the good stuff will be gone!
answering questions is not the same as answering questions truthfully cuz trump says lots of things that tend to veer away from the facts.
put trump under oath and see what he says.
to use a common refrain regarding the other side (no matter which side you are on), no-one is above the law.
put trump under oath and see what he says.
to use a common refrain regarding the other side (no matter which side you are on), no-one is above the law.
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
answering questions is not the same as answering questions truthfully cuz trump says lots of things that tend to veer away from the facts.
put trump under oath and see what he says.
to use a common refrain regarding the other side (no matter which side you are on), no-one is above the law.
put trump under oath and see what he says.
to use a common refrain regarding the other side (no matter which side you are on), no-one is above the law.
there’s a white-gloved attendant to push your floor button for you. that’s real luxury.
January 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
there’s a white-gloved attendant to push your floor button for you. that’s real luxury.
veterans have given him their Purple Hearts so he’s not above accepting inappropriate achievement honors.
and he’d just lie about the pedigree if anyone asked.
i think it’s a pretty safe bet.
and he’d just lie about the pedigree if anyone asked.
i think it’s a pretty safe bet.
January 12, 2026 at 6:41 AM
veterans have given him their Purple Hearts so he’s not above accepting inappropriate achievement honors.
and he’d just lie about the pedigree if anyone asked.
i think it’s a pretty safe bet.
and he’d just lie about the pedigree if anyone asked.
i think it’s a pretty safe bet.
i don’t know anything about any investigation. i don’t know who ordered it or what it’s for. the only thing i’m absolutely sure about is that he’s guilty.
January 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
i don’t know anything about any investigation. i don’t know who ordered it or what it’s for. the only thing i’m absolutely sure about is that he’s guilty.
when your airline ghosts you…
January 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
when your airline ghosts you…
remembering the horror that DOGE inflicted at the time almost seems like reminiscing about the good ol’ days.
January 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
remembering the horror that DOGE inflicted at the time almost seems like reminiscing about the good ol’ days.
it’s only natural that he doesn’t sound convincing. it’s the early stage of trotting this out. they need a few more runs at it to reinforce the message and make it sound more believable. don’t worry tho, they’ll get there.
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
it’s only natural that he doesn’t sound convincing. it’s the early stage of trotting this out. they need a few more runs at it to reinforce the message and make it sound more believable. don’t worry tho, they’ll get there.
you have such high standards! that’s the second biggest reason why i followed you.
January 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
you have such high standards! that’s the second biggest reason why i followed you.