I have to turn my alarms back on......
a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger
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January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I have to turn my alarms back on......
The Onion isnt satire anymore.
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The Onion isnt satire anymore.
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As I've said before
Democrats are complicit
Democrats are complicit
Asked if the Venezuela strike happened today because Congress hadn't held a War Powers vote yet, Chuck Schumer replies: "That's a good question. I could not answer that."
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
As I've said before
Democrats are complicit
Democrats are complicit
Lovecraft Country.
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Lovecraft Country.
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A man dressed as Patrick Mahomes wearing a Kermit the Frog mask was knocked out by someone dressed as Rocky Balboa, while another man holding a giant cannoli used it to attack someone else dressed as Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid.
Man Dressed as Patrick Mahomes in Kermit Mask Knocked Out by Rocky
A man dressed as Patrick Mahomes wearing a Kermit the Frog mask was knocked out by someone dressed as Rocky Balboa, while another man holding a giant cannoli used it to attack someone else dressed as Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid.
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January 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
A man dressed as Patrick Mahomes wearing a Kermit the Frog mask was knocked out by someone dressed as Rocky Balboa, while another man holding a giant cannoli used it to attack someone else dressed as Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid.
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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You think bombing Caracas and bombing Los Angeles is different for Trump? It's not. So if you don't stop the first one he's gonna try the second one.
The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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There's no world this is what the American people wanted, but there's also no world where this isn't what the American government wanted.
Hakeem Jeffries is absolutely worthless. His only demand is that Dems get a briefing on what just happened.
“Far too many questions remain unanswered…”
“Far too many questions remain unanswered…”
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
There's no world this is what the American people wanted, but there's also no world where this isn't what the American government wanted.
I dont get what's wrong with preferring a submissive woman.
If she knows how to apply a sharpshooter or a juji gatame I think that just enhances attractiveness..........
Okay I'm just being told that's not what submissive means.
If she knows how to apply a sharpshooter or a juji gatame I think that just enhances attractiveness..........
Okay I'm just being told that's not what submissive means.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I dont get what's wrong with preferring a submissive woman.
If she knows how to apply a sharpshooter or a juji gatame I think that just enhances attractiveness..........
Okay I'm just being told that's not what submissive means.
If she knows how to apply a sharpshooter or a juji gatame I think that just enhances attractiveness..........
Okay I'm just being told that's not what submissive means.
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Ayo, camouflage chameleon, ninjas scalin' your building
No time to grab the gun, they already got your wife and children
A hit was sent from the president to raid your residence.
No time to grab the gun, they already got your wife and children
A hit was sent from the president to raid your residence.
January 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Ayo, camouflage chameleon, ninjas scalin' your building
No time to grab the gun, they already got your wife and children
A hit was sent from the president to raid your residence.
No time to grab the gun, they already got your wife and children
A hit was sent from the president to raid your residence.
Choose the sword and join me.
Choose the ball and join your mother in death.
You dont understand my words but you must choose.
So, come boy, choose life or death.
Choose the ball and join your mother in death.
You dont understand my words but you must choose.
So, come boy, choose life or death.
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Choose the sword and join me.
Choose the ball and join your mother in death.
You dont understand my words but you must choose.
So, come boy, choose life or death.
Choose the ball and join your mother in death.
You dont understand my words but you must choose.
So, come boy, choose life or death.
New Year Resolution?!?!?!
How about a New Year Revolution!
How about a New Year Revolution!
a black and white photo of a man with the words we don 't think you fight fire with fire
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media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
New Year Resolution?!?!?!
How about a New Year Revolution!
How about a New Year Revolution!
My Favorite is Bombs Over Baghdad or Big Pimpin.
The correct answer is Thriller.
The correct answer is Thriller.
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My Favorite is Bombs Over Baghdad or Big Pimpin.
The correct answer is Thriller.
The correct answer is Thriller.
OMG! Tony The Tiger just mauled the sideline reporter!
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
OMG! Tony The Tiger just mauled the sideline reporter!
Oh I dont let it get that far. I block them before they get a chance to get mad.
I get mad first then block.
I get mad first then block.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh I dont let it get that far. I block them before they get a chance to get mad.
I get mad first then block.
I get mad first then block.
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We’re just innocent men
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We’re just innocent men
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
Cant believe they named this place after me.
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Cant believe they named this place after me.
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is…is this a threat
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
is…is this a threat
"YOU PROMISED ME PRETTY MR. STEINMAN! YOU PROMISED ME PRETTY! NOW LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MEEEE!!!"
December 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"YOU PROMISED ME PRETTY MR. STEINMAN! YOU PROMISED ME PRETTY! NOW LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MEEEE!!!"
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Jo Ann Allen Boyce Dies at 84; Braved Mobs in Integrating a School
www.nytimes.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
