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Spicy Zupe Gawd
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I’m not in Austin or a P1 anymore, but I still love soup. I think sandwiches are good.
Pinned
-More than 15 drinks in a week ✅
-More than 5 drinks in a day ✅
-Withdrawal symptoms every 24 to 48 hours without alcohol ✅

Made a decision yesterday. Tired of feeling sick.
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..Chuck
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I get my prostate checked every time I ask her too
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Even he didn’t watch Kid Rock
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
More like Good Bunny, am I right?
two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Brazil
Name an anti fascist film
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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god damn it i put my child's entire trump account into tails
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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They sang “American Idiot”
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Drake Maye looks like young Henry Rollins
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
228….first Super Bowl in 27 years sober. I made a Waterloo and Cranberry because fuck.
February 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I see you chubby Ukrainian luge guy
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I think the Lamaze class she did before taking off tired her out
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
She shouldn’t have even been there
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Yall never read Pynchon, huh?
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Fuck Duke
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I’ve decided to steal Andrew’s idea for buffalo chicken dip and Biggie’s idea for wangs. We already planned queso. Let’s be great.
What's everybody cooking Sunday for the bad bunny concert?
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
They got me
February 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
To who? Certainly not anyone who has been paying attention.
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Finally watched Sinners. Great movie. Michael B Jordan is the worst part of it. <ducks>
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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There’s the old allegory where all the mice get together &say “something has to be done about this cat, he’s killing so many of us.”

& a younger mouse says, “What if we put a bell on the cat?” & everyone thinks that’s a great idea.

& one of the older mice says, “Which one of us will put it there?”
@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Full disclosure: I’ve never heard a Bad Bunny song
February 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM