Spicy Zupe Gawd
@samthesoupgod.bsky.social
I’m not in Austin or a P1 anymore, but I still love soup. I think sandwiches are good.
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-More than 15 drinks in a week ✅
-More than 5 drinks in a day ✅
-Withdrawal symptoms every 24 to 48 hours without alcohol ✅
Made a decision yesterday. Tired of feeling sick.
-More than 5 drinks in a day ✅
-Withdrawal symptoms every 24 to 48 hours without alcohol ✅
Made a decision yesterday. Tired of feeling sick.
This woman just told me she’s never seen Predator. WTF….we’re watching Predator now.
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
This woman just told me she’s never seen Predator. WTF….we’re watching Predator now.
Terrified I may have to fight in widespread urban warfare side by side with my sons to help restore democracy to America
Terrified I might go into an amount of debt I’ll never recover from
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Terrified I may have to fight in widespread urban warfare side by side with my sons to help restore democracy to America
Skip Schumaker = Lovechild of Corby and Jake
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Skip Schumaker = Lovechild of Corby and Jake
Got to a comfortable size with my everyday pantts and was really happy. Ordered a different brand in that size. Way too small.
a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
ALT: a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Got to a comfortable size with my everyday pantts and was really happy. Ordered a different brand in that size. Way too small.
Remember when he criticized Troy Aikman as a commentator and Troy said that it would have bothered him if the criticism had come from someone he had any respect for at all.
"Everybody should just pipe down and just do their sport and play for our country and respect the flag and respect everything that’s going on." - Boomer Esiason on the Olympics
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Remember when he criticized Troy Aikman as a commentator and Troy said that it would have bothered him if the criticism had come from someone he had any respect for at all.
I will never under any circumstances purchase or wear a red hat of any sort.
@JeffWilsonTXR tweeted
#Rangers spring hats https://t.co/WOmDCXSVRx
#Rangers spring hats https://t.co/WOmDCXSVRx
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@JeffWilsonTXR tweeted
#Rangers spring hats https://t.co/WOmDCXSVRx
twitter.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I will never under any circumstances purchase or wear a red hat of any sort.
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Amazing a whole story about Eddie Bauer filing for bankruptcy can leave out the fact that it was owned by private equity from 2009 to 2021 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/b...
Eddie Bauer Files for Bankruptcy
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Amazing a whole story about Eddie Bauer filing for bankruptcy can leave out the fact that it was owned by private equity from 2009 to 2021 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/b...
Age verification?
“You alright!! I learned it by watching you.”
“You alright!! I learned it by watching you.”
Age verification?
“It’s 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?”
“It’s 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?”
Age verification?
Be kind; rewind.
Be kind; rewind.
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Age verification?
“You alright!! I learned it by watching you.”
“You alright!! I learned it by watching you.”
I have never seen New Jack Swing disrespected like that and I want to fight someone
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I have never seen New Jack Swing disrespected like that and I want to fight someone
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I didn't think it was possible to ice skate on the 1s and 3s but this couple skating to Bell Biv Devoe proved me wrong!
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I didn't think it was possible to ice skate on the 1s and 3s but this couple skating to Bell Biv Devoe proved me wrong!
Does every American athlete speed talk or am I old?
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Does every American athlete speed talk or am I old?
Leftover Lunch
February 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Leftover Lunch
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In other news, "Choose degeneracy" is my new political slogan.
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
In other news, "Choose degeneracy" is my new political slogan.
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..Chuck
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
..Chuck
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I get my prostate checked every time I ask her too
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I get my prostate checked every time I ask her too
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Even he didn’t watch Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Even he didn’t watch Kid Rock
More like Good Bunny, am I right?
two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
More like Good Bunny, am I right?
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Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
Brazil
Name an anti fascist film
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Brazil
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god damn it i put my child's entire trump account into tails
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
god damn it i put my child's entire trump account into tails
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They sang “American Idiot”
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
They sang “American Idiot”
Drake Maye looks like young Henry Rollins
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Drake Maye looks like young Henry Rollins