Maple Geekette🩷💜💙
@maplegeekette.bsky.social
Level 47 perimenopausal
Witchy Canadian 🔮🍁
she/her, BI/PAN 🌈🩷💜💙
pleasantly plump GenX catmom &
Auntie 🐈🐾
Gamer/geek, warr;or with ADHD
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Witchy Canadian 🔮🍁
she/her, BI/PAN 🌈🩷💜💙
pleasantly plump GenX catmom &
Auntie 🐈🐾
Gamer/geek, warr;or with ADHD
https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1YD803YJXXZ0Z?ref_=wl_share
Pinned
Describe your BlueSky account in three words:
Anxious Feral Canadian
Anxious Feral Canadian
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Pissed Off Poet
Pissed Off Poet
Describe your BlueSky account in three words:
Relatable cutie patootie
Relatable cutie patootie
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Describe your BlueSky account in three words:
Anxious Feral Canadian
Anxious Feral Canadian
Karla Homolka. Famous for the wrong reasons. If you're from Canada/Ontario/Niagara - you know.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Karla Homolka. Famous for the wrong reasons. If you're from Canada/Ontario/Niagara - you know.
My Mood Today:
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
My Mood Today:
Im so fucking done with this rat race world.
So my compensation for 2026 came in and it's nothing short of humiliating.
Nice.
Nice.
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Im so fucking done with this rat race world.
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The extraordinary Capella dos Ossos in Faro, Portugal. I had the chapel to myself for a while when I visited, and through an open window behind me there was the sound of very young children laughing and playing in the garden of a nearby nursery. It was an incredibly moving experience.
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The extraordinary Capella dos Ossos in Faro, Portugal. I had the chapel to myself for a while when I visited, and through an open window behind me there was the sound of very young children laughing and playing in the garden of a nearby nursery. It was an incredibly moving experience.
So my compensation for 2026 came in and it's nothing short of humiliating.
Nice.
Nice.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
So my compensation for 2026 came in and it's nothing short of humiliating.
Nice.
Nice.
Good morning, Fam -- happy hump day!!
Get that coffee/tea in and let's kick ass!
Get that coffee/tea in and let's kick ass!
a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing in a room .
Alt: a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing in a room .
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February 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Good morning, Fam -- happy hump day!!
Get that coffee/tea in and let's kick ass!
Get that coffee/tea in and let's kick ass!
So I think I had my first migraine last night and it SUCKED.
Bad headache 😫
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
So I think I had my first migraine last night and it SUCKED.
Bad headache 😫
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Bad headache 😫
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I’m at my most offended when my cat cleans himself after I pet him
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I’m at my most offended when my cat cleans himself after I pet him
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In Hell, every time you finally fall asleep, a demon in scrubs walks in to "check your vitals" and ask if you're experiencing any pain on a scale of one to ten.
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 PM
In Hell, every time you finally fall asleep, a demon in scrubs walks in to "check your vitals" and ask if you're experiencing any pain on a scale of one to ten.
Age verification?
Be kind; rewind.
Be kind; rewind.
Age verification?
I’ve pumped leaded gasoline into a car.
I’ve pumped leaded gasoline into a car.
Age verification?
I had an All Your Base Are Belong to Us tshirt.
I had an All Your Base Are Belong to Us tshirt.
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Age verification?
Be kind; rewind.
Be kind; rewind.
I was going to log into work early today, but nah.
I'm tired, Fam. And it's only Tuesday lol
I'm tired, Fam. And it's only Tuesday lol
a cartoon cat with a bell around its neck and the word mood written above it
Alt: a cartoon cat with a bell around its neck and the word mood written above it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I was going to log into work early today, but nah.
I'm tired, Fam. And it's only Tuesday lol
I'm tired, Fam. And it's only Tuesday lol
So yeah - Discord's dumbfuckery has got me more than a little annoyed.
My man and I are looking into alternatives, but damn it! **grumbles**
My man and I are looking into alternatives, but damn it! **grumbles**
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 AM
So yeah - Discord's dumbfuckery has got me more than a little annoyed.
My man and I are looking into alternatives, but damn it! **grumbles**
My man and I are looking into alternatives, but damn it! **grumbles**
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I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
Amazing thread detailing Bad Bunny's performance at last night's Superbowl Half Time show (which I did watch and was incredibly impressed and entertained - superb job, Benito!!!)
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Amazing thread detailing Bad Bunny's performance at last night's Superbowl Half Time show (which I did watch and was incredibly impressed and entertained - superb job, Benito!!!)
Reposted by Maple Geekette🩷💜💙
This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
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That went by too fast.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
That went by too fast.
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February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Wordle 1,694 2/6
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Life advice:
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
February 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Life advice:
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
Watching Mixed Doubles in Curling with mom right now. Hoping Canada can pull up their socks against Estonia.
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Watching Mixed Doubles in Curling with mom right now. Hoping Canada can pull up their socks against Estonia.
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Finally - FINALLY - taking down the Christmas tree this morning.
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Finally - FINALLY - taking down the Christmas tree this morning.
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watching you’ve got mail and it’s hilarious to think that there was ever a time in human history when anyone was actually thankful to receive emails
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
watching you’ve got mail and it’s hilarious to think that there was ever a time in human history when anyone was actually thankful to receive emails