Maple Geekette🩷💜💙
@maplegeekette.bsky.social
Level 47 perimenopausal
Witchy Canadian 🔮🍁
she/her, BI/PAN 🌈🩷💜💙
pleasantly plump GenX catmom &
Auntie 🐈🐾
Gamer/geek, warr;or with ADHD
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Witchy Canadian 🔮🍁
she/her, BI/PAN 🌈🩷💜💙
pleasantly plump GenX catmom &
Auntie 🐈🐾
Gamer/geek, warr;or with ADHD
https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1YD803YJXXZ0Z?ref_=wl_share
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Amazing thread detailing Bad Bunny's performance at last night's Superbowl Half Time show (which I did watch and was incredibly impressed and entertained - superb job, Benito!!!)
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Amazing thread detailing Bad Bunny's performance at last night's Superbowl Half Time show (which I did watch and was incredibly impressed and entertained - superb job, Benito!!!)
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This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
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That went by too fast.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
That went by too fast.
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February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Life advice:
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
February 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Life advice:
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
Watching Mixed Doubles in Curling with mom right now. Hoping Canada can pull up their socks against Estonia.
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Watching Mixed Doubles in Curling with mom right now. Hoping Canada can pull up their socks against Estonia.
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Finally - FINALLY - taking down the Christmas tree this morning.
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Finally - FINALLY - taking down the Christmas tree this morning.
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watching you’ve got mail and it’s hilarious to think that there was ever a time in human history when anyone was actually thankful to receive emails
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
watching you’ve got mail and it’s hilarious to think that there was ever a time in human history when anyone was actually thankful to receive emails
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Canadians just shouldn't allow American skaters to use Canadian music until the country sorts itself out. You want KD Lang? Not until you've passed all LGBTQIA+ protections into law, fuckers.
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Canadians just shouldn't allow American skaters to use Canadian music until the country sorts itself out. You want KD Lang? Not until you've passed all LGBTQIA+ protections into law, fuckers.
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Had a sit down with Erik Frankhouse where we talked about all things RPG, shadowdark, cypher system, and soooo much more. check it out and share the link please!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZloT...
QED Talks - Erik Frankhouse
YouTube video by Qedhup
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Had a sit down with Erik Frankhouse where we talked about all things RPG, shadowdark, cypher system, and soooo much more. check it out and share the link please!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZloT...
Loot that drops after defeating me:
💗 pink rose petals
💗 crippling anxiety
💗 sushi
💗 a clowder of cats
💗 back pain
💗 Level Up
💗 pink rose petals
💗 crippling anxiety
💗 sushi
💗 a clowder of cats
💗 back pain
💗 Level Up
Loot that drops after defeating me:
An unpainted mini
Some more unpainted minis
God damn, that's a lot of unpainted minis
An unpainted mini
Some more unpainted minis
God damn, that's a lot of unpainted minis
Loot that drops after defeating me:
💀 A bag of whole bean dark roast
💀 3 half finished crochet projects
💀 An external hard drive of too many WIPs
💀 A sketchbook and assorted microns
💀 5 pounds of dice
💀 At least 3 books
💀 Assorted band shirts
💀 Jacket with pins
💀 Headphones
💀 A potion of anxiety
💀 A bag of whole bean dark roast
💀 3 half finished crochet projects
💀 An external hard drive of too many WIPs
💀 A sketchbook and assorted microns
💀 5 pounds of dice
💀 At least 3 books
💀 Assorted band shirts
💀 Jacket with pins
💀 Headphones
💀 A potion of anxiety
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
💗 pink rose petals
💗 crippling anxiety
💗 sushi
💗 a clowder of cats
💗 back pain
💗 Level Up
💗 pink rose petals
💗 crippling anxiety
💗 sushi
💗 a clowder of cats
💗 back pain
💗 Level Up
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![[pic of pen]
my chronic health issues
[pic of pencil sharpener]
most people's advice on how to deal with them](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreie6ou6vcwpazv3iezabw5c5m6vds54uwcwkelhmzxxxxpdy5hjhda@jpeg)
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![can we get some spoons?
my body: we have spoons at home
the spoons we have at home :
[all the spoons are broken]
mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreiddamj3pwyox3hitvtyd254tfjmb23vbzykqeeg44smopuw2vncy4@jpeg)
Not a good day, Fam.
And I mean a really, really not good day.
Please send love and kitty/doggie pics if you have them.
😞
And I mean a really, really not good day.
Please send love and kitty/doggie pics if you have them.
😞
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Not a good day, Fam.
And I mean a really, really not good day.
Please send love and kitty/doggie pics if you have them.
😞
And I mean a really, really not good day.
Please send love and kitty/doggie pics if you have them.
😞
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Sometimes it isn't enough to just quietly and politely DNF a book—once in a while, you have to fling the book to the ground, as thunder rumbles and the room flashes with lightning
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Sometimes it isn't enough to just quietly and politely DNF a book—once in a while, you have to fling the book to the ground, as thunder rumbles and the room flashes with lightning
Fucking hell, I need to up my swear game!
@maplegeekette.bsky.social has swears! They've used 285 profanities in their last 4,058 posts.
🥇 "damn" (69 times)
🥈 "hell" (32 times)
🥉 "fuck" (29 times)
🥇 "damn" (69 times)
🥈 "hell" (32 times)
🥉 "fuck" (29 times)
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Fucking hell, I need to up my swear game!
February 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
It maybe -11C outside, but I'm opening up the windows dammit!!
an older woman in a robe is standing in front of an open refrigerator holding a shirt ..
Alt: an older woman in a robe is standing in front of an open refrigerator holding a shirt ..
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February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It maybe -11C outside, but I'm opening up the windows dammit!!
Oh c'mon.
I just HAD a hot flash like 2 hours ago!
(grumbles)
I just HAD a hot flash like 2 hours ago!
(grumbles)
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Oh c'mon.
I just HAD a hot flash like 2 hours ago!
(grumbles)
I just HAD a hot flash like 2 hours ago!
(grumbles)
Me as a BlueSky therapist…
Have you tried turning it off, then on?
Have you tried turning it off, then on?
Me as a BlueSky therapist…
Have you tried eating a piece of lemon cake about it?
Have you tried eating a piece of lemon cake about it?
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Me as a BlueSky therapist…
Have you tried turning it off, then on?
Have you tried turning it off, then on?