Elizabeth
@thejawnoftime.bsky.social
old man yells at cloud
📍philly ❤️
📍philly ❤️
*just checking the score after I land*
Ah yes, a classic pitcher’s duel
Ah yes, a classic pitcher’s duel
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
*just checking the score after I land*
Ah yes, a classic pitcher’s duel
Ah yes, a classic pitcher’s duel
Parking shuttle driver at PHL has game on mounted in the center console for people to see, and the audio over the speaker system
City like no other, and 12/10 driver
City like no other, and 12/10 driver
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Parking shuttle driver at PHL has game on mounted in the center console for people to see, and the audio over the speaker system
City like no other, and 12/10 driver
City like no other, and 12/10 driver
I need airport lounge access
I feel the common people have gotten even more, well, common, and I cannot be amongst them
(I am overstimulated)
I feel the common people have gotten even more, well, common, and I cannot be amongst them
(I am overstimulated)
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I need airport lounge access
I feel the common people have gotten even more, well, common, and I cannot be amongst them
(I am overstimulated)
I feel the common people have gotten even more, well, common, and I cannot be amongst them
(I am overstimulated)
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Eat shit, Kim Davis. I hope we continue to live rent free in that rotting gourd you call a head.
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Eat shit, Kim Davis. I hope we continue to live rent free in that rotting gourd you call a head.
It can 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 done 👏🏻
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It can 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 done 👏🏻
They said it couldn’t be done, that a woman couldn’t pack for a cocktail attire wedding in just a personal item-sized bag
Well, I’m here despite the haters, despite the naysayers
This is one giant 🖕🏻 in the face of carry on bag fees
I hope that I’ve inspired someone today 🙏🏻
Well, I’m here despite the haters, despite the naysayers
This is one giant 🖕🏻 in the face of carry on bag fees
I hope that I’ve inspired someone today 🙏🏻
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They said it couldn’t be done, that a woman couldn’t pack for a cocktail attire wedding in just a personal item-sized bag
Well, I’m here despite the haters, despite the naysayers
This is one giant 🖕🏻 in the face of carry on bag fees
I hope that I’ve inspired someone today 🙏🏻
Well, I’m here despite the haters, despite the naysayers
This is one giant 🖕🏻 in the face of carry on bag fees
I hope that I’ve inspired someone today 🙏🏻
Interesting thing to say to a man who could absolutely put your head deep into left field with a baseball bat
These new details from last summer's confrontation between Rob Manfred and Bryce Harper are absolutely insane.
MLB officials threatening players will "end up in a ditch" for disrespecting Manfred is outrageous behavior.
www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/p...
MLB officials threatening players will "end up in a ditch" for disrespecting Manfred is outrageous behavior.
www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/p...
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Interesting thing to say to a man who could absolutely put your head deep into left field with a baseball bat
Pack it up, everyone
This is the loneliest, most divorced thing you’ll ever see in your life
This is the loneliest, most divorced thing you’ll ever see in your life
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pack it up, everyone
This is the loneliest, most divorced thing you’ll ever see in your life
This is the loneliest, most divorced thing you’ll ever see in your life
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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"We power ICE." www.businessinsider.com/palantir-ceo...
Palantir CEO Alex Karp calls his company the first to be 'completely anti-woke'
Palantir sees "accelerating and otherworldly growth" as CEO Alex Karp highlights working with ICE and supporting Israel on an earnings call.
www.businessinsider.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I just ate like a four year old for dinner with homemade chicken cutlet over mac and cheese with homemade honey mustard, and I have zero regrets
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I just ate like a four year old for dinner with homemade chicken cutlet over mac and cheese with homemade honey mustard, and I have zero regrets
When is the wind going to stop
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When is the wind going to stop
Conservatives love to play victim when they control all the branches of governments
JUSTICE AMY CONEY BARRETT:
“Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be.”
“Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Conservatives love to play victim when they control all the branches of governments
Making chicken fajitas for lunch because I love myself
What’s good for the weekend, friends?
What’s good for the weekend, friends?
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Making chicken fajitas for lunch because I love myself
What’s good for the weekend, friends?
What’s good for the weekend, friends?
Need the Veep theme at the end of this as they zoom in on Trump
Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Need the Veep theme at the end of this as they zoom in on Trump
Omg how else could you possibly talk to your friends if you deleted your twitter right now it’s really a shame they haven’t thought of alternatives
Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Omg how else could you possibly talk to your friends if you deleted your twitter right now it’s really a shame they haven’t thought of alternatives
Reposted by Elizabeth
Have no idea who I know still over on Twitter who isn’t basically forced to use it for work, but whatever reason they tell themselves for still being there must be so funny
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Have no idea who I know still over on Twitter who isn’t basically forced to use it for work, but whatever reason they tell themselves for still being there must be so funny
I do wish there was a private mode on here. I hate being mansplained when something leaves containment about something that I couldn’t (or shouldn’t need to) capture in the original post, and I don’t often think to limit the interactions until after it happened
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I do wish there was a private mode on here. I hate being mansplained when something leaves containment about something that I couldn’t (or shouldn’t need to) capture in the original post, and I don’t often think to limit the interactions until after it happened
Reposted by Elizabeth
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
I can’t stop thinking about this scene every time I see this case mentioned
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I can’t stop thinking about this scene every time I see this case mentioned
Being Islamophobic is first and foremost, incredibly wrong, but it’s also very embarrassing. It’s almost 2026, and you have not evolved past the hysterical mindset of *2001*
Just say you’re a little stupid, it’ll save us all the time
Just say you’re a little stupid, it’ll save us all the time
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Being Islamophobic is first and foremost, incredibly wrong, but it’s also very embarrassing. It’s almost 2026, and you have not evolved past the hysterical mindset of *2001*
Just say you’re a little stupid, it’ll save us all the time
Just say you’re a little stupid, it’ll save us all the time
If the Sixers are the only blue [team] to lose from ahead tonight I swear to god
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If the Sixers are the only blue [team] to lose from ahead tonight I swear to god
Please tag me in the best crash outs you see, the wins are not enough, I need MORE
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Please tag me in the best crash outs you see, the wins are not enough, I need MORE