Elizabeth
@thejawnoftime.bsky.social
old man yells at cloud
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BAD BUNNY JUST WINKED AT ME YOU ALL SAW THAT RIGHT?
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
BAD BUNNY JUST WINKED AT ME YOU ALL SAW THAT RIGHT?
WHAT MOTHER IS HERE?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
WHAT MOTHER IS HERE?!
Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
Due to technical and licensing difficulties, the TPUSA halftime show will exclusively air on Kid Rock’s new app, “Mature For Her Age”
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Due to technical and licensing difficulties, the TPUSA halftime show will exclusively air on Kid Rock’s new app, “Mature For Her Age”
I’m ready
a man in an orange shirt is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself .
Alt: a man in an orange shirt is looking at the camera wiggling his shoulders before it flips to a grey and white cat with its paws on the floor and its back legs up, wiggling
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February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I’m ready
Only flag I stand for
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Only flag I stand for
Waiting for the Green Day performance reminds me how much of a banger “Jesus of Suburbia” is. Probably in top 5 favorite (alt) rock songs for me
February 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Waiting for the Green Day performance reminds me how much of a banger “Jesus of Suburbia” is. Probably in top 5 favorite (alt) rock songs for me
Roger Goodell gave the thumbs up to Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl because the NFL knew the Republicans’ grasp of power was waning and limited by the Pedo-In-Chief staying alive. In this essay I will —
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Roger Goodell gave the thumbs up to Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl because the NFL knew the Republicans’ grasp of power was waning and limited by the Pedo-In-Chief staying alive. In this essay I will —
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Sunday, approximately 8 PM. Bad Bunny invites special guest and collaborator Farruko on stage. The lights go down, the bass starts, projected spiders fill the walls of Levi’s stadium
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sunday, approximately 8 PM. Bad Bunny invites special guest and collaborator Farruko on stage. The lights go down, the bass starts, projected spiders fill the walls of Levi’s stadium
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
I mean this very sincerely, but I keep forgetting today is the Super Bowl — the only thing on my schedule today is the Bad Bunny concert
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I mean this very sincerely, but I keep forgetting today is the Super Bowl — the only thing on my schedule today is the Bad Bunny concert
I think we need to consider whoever came up with the idea of charging for seat selection on airplane among the greatest monsters in human history, and I will see them in hell
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I think we need to consider whoever came up with the idea of charging for seat selection on airplane among the greatest monsters in human history, and I will see them in hell
Had a nice little (very) late birthday celebration with my family this afternoon — checked out that newish pizza place on Spring Garden, Cerveau, and had the French onion pizza, and mom brought a beautiful white chocolate raspberry cake from some bakery in Hatboro!
February 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Had a nice little (very) late birthday celebration with my family this afternoon — checked out that newish pizza place on Spring Garden, Cerveau, and had the French onion pizza, and mom brought a beautiful white chocolate raspberry cake from some bakery in Hatboro!
They saw me in the newspaper and thought to reach out 🥰
February 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
They saw me in the newspaper and thought to reach out 🥰
“Don’t worry, everyone, a deeply racist staffer has access to the social media account of one of the world’s most powerful men & is able to post freely. Though believable, it absolutely was not the documented deeply racist narcissistic & obsessive president. Everyone feel better now, we’re good?”
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
“Don’t worry, everyone, a deeply racist staffer has access to the social media account of one of the world’s most powerful men & is able to post freely. Though believable, it absolutely was not the documented deeply racist narcissistic & obsessive president. Everyone feel better now, we’re good?”
Paramore-militarized police forces
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Paramore-militarized police forces
Sunday, approximately 8 PM. Bad Bunny invites special guest and collaborator Farruko on stage. The lights go down, the bass starts, projected spiders fill the walls of Levi’s stadium
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sunday, approximately 8 PM. Bad Bunny invites special guest and collaborator Farruko on stage. The lights go down, the bass starts, projected spiders fill the walls of Levi’s stadium
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
This is only seems exceptionally smart if you’re exceptionally stupid btw
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is only seems exceptionally smart if you’re exceptionally stupid btw
Having myself a classic Low Serotonin Thursday ™️
(eating chicken nuggets in bed and watching food network slop)
(eating chicken nuggets in bed and watching food network slop)
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Having myself a classic Low Serotonin Thursday ™️
(eating chicken nuggets in bed and watching food network slop)
(eating chicken nuggets in bed and watching food network slop)
I’m sorry, this is so fucking funny
Trump mocks the idea of praying during a meal at the National Prayer Breakfast:
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I’m sorry, this is so fucking funny
Well this will do double duty now
Painting “Fuck Harris” on my nails in honor of our beautiful boy being sent to Oklahoma
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Well this will do double duty now
This scene was meant for this occasion
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
This scene was meant for this occasion
Painting “Fuck Harris” on my nails in honor of our beautiful boy being sent to Oklahoma
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Painting “Fuck Harris” on my nails in honor of our beautiful boy being sent to Oklahoma
Grabbing the other half of my hoagie which has now become my Emotional Support Hoagie
a woman in a black dress is talking to a man and says i 'm gonna go talk to some food about this .
Alt: Liz Lemon from 30 Rock in a black dress is talking to a man and says “i’m gonna go talk to some food about this”
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February 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Grabbing the other half of my hoagie which has now become my Emotional Support Hoagie
Just fell to my knees, JOSH HARRIS WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THE FILES
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Just fell to my knees, JOSH HARRIS WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THE FILES