Elizabeth
@thejawnoftime.bsky.social
old man yells at cloud
📍philly ❤️
📍philly ❤️
West coast sixers are none of my business 🙅🏻♀️
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
West coast sixers are none of my business 🙅🏻♀️
Which wide receiver was this
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Which wide receiver was this
Looking for a hotel for a trip, this room’s got the Executive Cuck Chair
February 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Looking for a hotel for a trip, this room’s got the Executive Cuck Chair
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
U2
Coldplay
Dave Matthews Band
Maroon Five
Imagine Dragons/Bastille (that’s the same band, right?)
Honorable mentions: Pearl Jam, most modern country, hair metal bands
U2
Coldplay
Dave Matthews Band
Maroon Five
Imagine Dragons/Bastille (that’s the same band, right?)
Honorable mentions: Pearl Jam, most modern country, hair metal bands
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic! at the Disco
Hinder
Nickelback
The Lumineers (or any stomp clap hey band)
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic! at the Disco
Hinder
Nickelback
The Lumineers (or any stomp clap hey band)
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
no particular order
Paramore
Goo Goo Dolls
The Byrds
Creed
Deerhunter
Maroon 5
Evanescence
Incubus
My Chemical Romance
Jimmy Eat World
98BackstreetSync
That's more than 5, but fuck your numbers
no particular order
Paramore
Goo Goo Dolls
The Byrds
Creed
Deerhunter
Maroon 5
Evanescence
Incubus
My Chemical Romance
Jimmy Eat World
98BackstreetSync
That's more than 5, but fuck your numbers
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
U2
Coldplay
Dave Matthews Band
Maroon Five
Imagine Dragons/Bastille (that’s the same band, right?)
Honorable mentions: Pearl Jam, most modern country, hair metal bands
U2
Coldplay
Dave Matthews Band
Maroon Five
Imagine Dragons/Bastille (that’s the same band, right?)
Honorable mentions: Pearl Jam, most modern country, hair metal bands
It’s loaded baked potato night here
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
It’s loaded baked potato night here
Trump shit himself
a white door is open in a hallway with a television in the background
Alt: A gif of a white room with a door that Big Bird suddenly kicks down and stands menacingly in the doorway
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Trump shit himself
Shapiro thinks we’re still in the Parks and Rec “they go low, we go high” era of politics, and I can’t wait to help massively embarrass him in 2028
Josh Shapiro can go fuck himself. So goddamn tired of this self-absorbed empty suit.
February 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Shapiro thinks we’re still in the Parks and Rec “they go low, we go high” era of politics, and I can’t wait to help massively embarrass him in 2028
Hey dh @governor.pa.gov see this? Still think the “rhetoric” is too strong?
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Hey dh @governor.pa.gov see this? Still think the “rhetoric” is too strong?
Just spent 2+ hours helping to shovel out my boyfriend’s plowed in car. As a 39 year old, I will never physically or mentally recover from this
February 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Just spent 2+ hours helping to shovel out my boyfriend’s plowed in car. As a 39 year old, I will never physically or mentally recover from this
Does someone want to give me their Netflix password so I can watch Bridgerton
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Does someone want to give me their Netflix password so I can watch Bridgerton
Sixers win (bringing out all my favorite Jo content tonight)
a basketball player from the philadelphia 76ers is dancing on the court with fans .
Alt: Joel Embiid from the philadelphia 76ers is dancing on the court with cheerleaders
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Sixers win (bringing out all my favorite Jo content tonight)
The Joel Embiid game
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The Joel Embiid game
Just tore up the basketball shooting game at the Sixers, I’m warmed up and ready to go in (I’m 5’10”)
February 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Just tore up the basketball shooting game at the Sixers, I’m warmed up and ready to go in (I’m 5’10”)
Very happy for the lesbian Gritties 🥰(Grittys? What’s the plural here?)
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Very happy for the lesbian Gritties 🥰(Grittys? What’s the plural here?)
“Thrift stores bring the heat”
The heat:
The heat:
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
“Thrift stores bring the heat”
The heat:
The heat:
I too have taken Xanax and then put up 9 3’s in an NBA game
Philadelphia's Paul George has been suspended 25 games for violating the NBA's anti-drug policy
He said in a statement that he has been working on his mental health, and "I made the mistake of taking an improper medication."
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/phi...
He said in a statement that he has been working on his mental health, and "I made the mistake of taking an improper medication."
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/phi...
Philadelphia's Paul George suspended 25 games for violating NBA's anti-drug policy
George is averaging 16 points a game and has been part of a 76ers team showing signs of being a postseason threat.
www.nbcsports.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I too have taken Xanax and then put up 9 3’s in an NBA game
Paul George did what
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Paul George did what
We should all aspire to have our part in the downfall of a powerful man highlighted in our obituary headline. RIP
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
We should all aspire to have our part in the downfall of a powerful man highlighted in our obituary headline. RIP
I gotta lock in. Going to a BYO Italian spot with the girls tonight, and we’re each bringing our own bottle
January 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I gotta lock in. Going to a BYO Italian spot with the girls tonight, and we’re each bringing our own bottle
Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial
YouTube video by Schitt's Creek
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
As a millennial who is very fortunate to be a homeowner, I do not endorse this
President Donald Trump said during a Cabinet meeting on Thursday that he wants to "drive housing prices up."
"Existing housing, people who own their homes, we're going to keep them wealthy. We're going to keep those prices up," Trump said.
"Existing housing, people who own their homes, we're going to keep them wealthy. We're going to keep those prices up," Trump said.
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
As a millennial who is very fortunate to be a homeowner, I do not endorse this
New reaction picture for “you’d have to be sick to enjoy the downfall of ____” just dropped
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
New reaction picture for “you’d have to be sick to enjoy the downfall of ____” just dropped
Joel Embiid, prima ballerina
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Joel Embiid, prima ballerina
Rate my mental health currently based just off the knowledge that I’m eating buttered noodles and watching the Sixers
Gifs preferred, but not required
Gifs preferred, but not required
January 30, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Rate my mental health currently based just off the knowledge that I’m eating buttered noodles and watching the Sixers
Gifs preferred, but not required
Gifs preferred, but not required
Realized that taking the trash out to the curb was the furthest I’ve been from my house since Saturday, doing great 👍
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Realized that taking the trash out to the curb was the furthest I’ve been from my house since Saturday, doing great 👍