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Elizabeth
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old man yells at cloud

📍philly ❤️
BAD BUNNY JUST WINKED AT ME YOU ALL SAW THAT RIGHT?
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
WHAT MOTHER IS HERE?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Due to technical and licensing difficulties, the TPUSA halftime show will exclusively air on Kid Rock’s new app, “Mature For Her Age”
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Only flag I stand for
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Waiting for the Green Day performance reminds me how much of a banger “Jesus of Suburbia” is. Probably in top 5 favorite (alt) rock songs for me
February 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Roger Goodell gave the thumbs up to Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl because the NFL knew the Republicans’ grasp of power was waning and limited by the Pedo-In-Chief staying alive. In this essay I will —
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Elizabeth
Sunday, approximately 8 PM. Bad Bunny invites special guest and collaborator Farruko on stage. The lights go down, the bass starts, projected spiders fill the walls of Levi’s stadium

Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot

We are free
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I mean this very sincerely, but I keep forgetting today is the Super Bowl — the only thing on my schedule today is the Bad Bunny concert
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I think we need to consider whoever came up with the idea of charging for seat selection on airplane among the greatest monsters in human history, and I will see them in hell
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Had a nice little (very) late birthday celebration with my family this afternoon — checked out that newish pizza place on Spring Garden, Cerveau, and had the French onion pizza, and mom brought a beautiful white chocolate raspberry cake from some bakery in Hatboro!
February 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
They saw me in the newspaper and thought to reach out 🥰
February 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
“Don’t worry, everyone, a deeply racist staffer has access to the social media account of one of the world’s most powerful men & is able to post freely. Though believable, it absolutely was not the documented deeply racist narcissistic & obsessive president. Everyone feel better now, we’re good?”
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Paramore-militarized police forces
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Sunday, approximately 8 PM. Bad Bunny invites special guest and collaborator Farruko on stage. The lights go down, the bass starts, projected spiders fill the walls of Levi’s stadium

Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot

We are free
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This is only seems exceptionally smart if you’re exceptionally stupid btw
They text each other and have spreadsheets. scary
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Having myself a classic Low Serotonin Thursday ™️

(eating chicken nuggets in bed and watching food network slop)
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I’m sorry, this is so fucking funny
Trump mocks the idea of praying during a meal at the National Prayer Breakfast:

“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Well this will do double duty now
Painting “Fuck Harris” on my nails in honor of our beautiful boy being sent to Oklahoma
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
This scene was meant for this occasion
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Painting “Fuck Harris” on my nails in honor of our beautiful boy being sent to Oklahoma
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Grabbing the other half of my hoagie which has now become my Emotional Support Hoagie
a woman in a black dress is talking to a man and says i 'm gonna go talk to some food about this .
Alt: Liz Lemon from 30 Rock in a black dress is talking to a man and says “i’m gonna go talk to some food about this”
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just fell to my knees, JOSH HARRIS WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THE FILES
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM