Elizabeth
@thejawnoftime.bsky.social
old man yells at cloud
📍philly ❤️
📍philly ❤️
I’m not sure how they’re holding the Winter Olympics in Italy when it’s not a real place 😕
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I’m not sure how they’re holding the Winter Olympics in Italy when it’s not a real place 😕
They saw me in the newspaper and thought to reach out 🥰
February 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
They saw me in the newspaper and thought to reach out 🥰
“Don’t worry, everyone, a deeply racist staffer has access to the social media account of one of the world’s most powerful men & is able to post freely. Though believable, it absolutely was not the documented deeply racist narcissistic & obsessive president. Everyone feel better now, we’re good?”
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
“Don’t worry, everyone, a deeply racist staffer has access to the social media account of one of the world’s most powerful men & is able to post freely. Though believable, it absolutely was not the documented deeply racist narcissistic & obsessive president. Everyone feel better now, we’re good?”
Paramore-militarized police forces
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Paramore-militarized police forces
Sunday, approximately 8 PM. Bad Bunny invites special guest and collaborator Farruko on stage. The lights go down, the bass starts, projected spiders fill the walls of Levi’s stadium
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sunday, approximately 8 PM. Bad Bunny invites special guest and collaborator Farruko on stage. The lights go down, the bass starts, projected spiders fill the walls of Levi’s stadium
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
Jhoan Dúran enters and launches a 103 mph fastball at the Patriots mascot
We are free
This is only seems exceptionally smart if you’re exceptionally stupid btw
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is only seems exceptionally smart if you’re exceptionally stupid btw
Having myself a classic Low Serotonin Thursday ™️
(eating chicken nuggets in bed and watching food network slop)
(eating chicken nuggets in bed and watching food network slop)
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Having myself a classic Low Serotonin Thursday ™️
(eating chicken nuggets in bed and watching food network slop)
(eating chicken nuggets in bed and watching food network slop)
I’m sorry, this is so fucking funny
Trump mocks the idea of praying during a meal at the National Prayer Breakfast:
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I’m sorry, this is so fucking funny
Well this will do double duty now
Painting “Fuck Harris” on my nails in honor of our beautiful boy being sent to Oklahoma
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Well this will do double duty now
This scene was meant for this occasion
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
This scene was meant for this occasion
Painting “Fuck Harris” on my nails in honor of our beautiful boy being sent to Oklahoma
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Painting “Fuck Harris” on my nails in honor of our beautiful boy being sent to Oklahoma
Grabbing the other half of my hoagie which has now become my Emotional Support Hoagie
a woman in a black dress is talking to a man and says i 'm gonna go talk to some food about this .
Alt: Liz Lemon from 30 Rock in a black dress is talking to a man and says “i’m gonna go talk to some food about this”
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Grabbing the other half of my hoagie which has now become my Emotional Support Hoagie
Just fell to my knees, JOSH HARRIS WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THE FILES
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Just fell to my knees, JOSH HARRIS WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THE FILES
I think if we weren’t such a gun-happy country, I’d be hitting the “end call” button on these people
this epidemic of people holding loud ass speakerphone conversations on the train……. bring back shame
February 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I think if we weren’t such a gun-happy country, I’d be hitting the “end call” button on these people
I think more men should go to national outlets with their photo to complain that they can’t get laid
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I think more men should go to national outlets with their photo to complain that they can’t get laid
West coast sixers are none of my business 🙅🏻♀️
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
West coast sixers are none of my business 🙅🏻♀️
Which wide receiver was this
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Which wide receiver was this
Looking for a hotel for a trip, this room’s got the Executive Cuck Chair
February 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Looking for a hotel for a trip, this room’s got the Executive Cuck Chair
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
U2
Coldplay
Dave Matthews Band
Maroon Five
Imagine Dragons/Bastille (that’s the same band, right?)
Honorable mentions: Pearl Jam, most modern country, hair metal bands
U2
Coldplay
Dave Matthews Band
Maroon Five
Imagine Dragons/Bastille (that’s the same band, right?)
Honorable mentions: Pearl Jam, most modern country, hair metal bands
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic! at the Disco
Hinder
Nickelback
The Lumineers (or any stomp clap hey band)
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic! at the Disco
Hinder
Nickelback
The Lumineers (or any stomp clap hey band)
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
no particular order
Paramore
Goo Goo Dolls
The Byrds
Creed
Deerhunter
Maroon 5
Evanescence
Incubus
My Chemical Romance
Jimmy Eat World
98BackstreetSync
That's more than 5, but fuck your numbers
no particular order
Paramore
Goo Goo Dolls
The Byrds
Creed
Deerhunter
Maroon 5
Evanescence
Incubus
My Chemical Romance
Jimmy Eat World
98BackstreetSync
That's more than 5, but fuck your numbers
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
U2
Coldplay
Dave Matthews Band
Maroon Five
Imagine Dragons/Bastille (that’s the same band, right?)
Honorable mentions: Pearl Jam, most modern country, hair metal bands
U2
Coldplay
Dave Matthews Band
Maroon Five
Imagine Dragons/Bastille (that’s the same band, right?)
Honorable mentions: Pearl Jam, most modern country, hair metal bands
It’s loaded baked potato night here
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
It’s loaded baked potato night here
Trump shit himself
a white door is open in a hallway with a television in the background
Alt: A gif of a white room with a door that Big Bird suddenly kicks down and stands menacingly in the doorway
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Trump shit himself
Shapiro thinks we’re still in the Parks and Rec “they go low, we go high” era of politics, and I can’t wait to help massively embarrass him in 2028
Josh Shapiro can go fuck himself. So goddamn tired of this self-absorbed empty suit.
February 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Shapiro thinks we’re still in the Parks and Rec “they go low, we go high” era of politics, and I can’t wait to help massively embarrass him in 2028
Hey dh @governor.pa.gov see this? Still think the “rhetoric” is too strong?
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Hey dh @governor.pa.gov see this? Still think the “rhetoric” is too strong?
Just spent 2+ hours helping to shovel out my boyfriend’s plowed in car. As a 39 year old, I will never physically or mentally recover from this
February 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Just spent 2+ hours helping to shovel out my boyfriend’s plowed in car. As a 39 year old, I will never physically or mentally recover from this
Does someone want to give me their Netflix password so I can watch Bridgerton
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Does someone want to give me their Netflix password so I can watch Bridgerton