Elizabeth
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old man yells at cloud
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It me
a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its face .
ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its face .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It me
This is the most of the eagles I’ve watched all season, and I gotta say, yous are a bunch of sickos for doing it all season, this is garbage ball
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is the most of the eagles I’ve watched all season, and I gotta say, yous are a bunch of sickos for doing it all season, this is garbage ball
Barley watched any Birds this year but watching national Sunday night game commentary just to feel something
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Barley watched any Birds this year but watching national Sunday night game commentary just to feel something
I do think sports gambling has additional partial responsibility for other societal problems as well — if you’re sending death threats to an athlete for not throwing a strike, imagine how you’re acting with your relationships, your community, how you’re voting, etc.
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I do think sports gambling has additional partial responsibility for other societal problems as well — if you’re sending death threats to an athlete for not throwing a strike, imagine how you’re acting with your relationships, your community, how you’re voting, etc.
Josh Shapiro can’t stand right without a spine
Pat McAfee wants it on the record that he's "PUMPED" that Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is at College GameDay.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Josh Shapiro can’t stand right without a spine
I just texted with Jesus, and he said you’re a bitch
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I just texted with Jesus, and he said you’re a bitch
I would undertip this barista
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I would undertip this barista
Oh no, Trump directed the DOJ to look into the Democrat pedophiles as well
Good thing I’m not in a cult and think justice should be served regardless of political affiliation
Good thing I’m not in a cult and think justice should be served regardless of political affiliation
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh no, Trump directed the DOJ to look into the Democrat pedophiles as well
Good thing I’m not in a cult and think justice should be served regardless of political affiliation
Good thing I’m not in a cult and think justice should be served regardless of political affiliation
Hearing ska on the football game
a man wearing a wig and headphones is sitting in an office chair playing a video game
Alt: a man wearing a wig and headphones is sitting in an office chair playing a video game and sits up straight suddenly
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hearing ska on the football game
Asking my boyfriend what color the Patriots jerseys are off the theory my dad always had, which is that men only know up to a Crayola 16 pack of colors
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Asking my boyfriend what color the Patriots jerseys are off the theory my dad always had, which is that men only know up to a Crayola 16 pack of colors
Oyster happy hour will fix me
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Oyster happy hour will fix me
Hope Fetterman gets visited by the ghosts of past, present, and future
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hope Fetterman gets visited by the ghosts of past, present, and future
I can’t wait to make sure Josh Shapiro is never president
Philly won’t forget you threw us under the bus for your political aspirations, dickhead
Philly won’t forget you threw us under the bus for your political aspirations, dickhead
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I can’t wait to make sure Josh Shapiro is never president
Philly won’t forget you threw us under the bus for your political aspirations, dickhead
Philly won’t forget you threw us under the bus for your political aspirations, dickhead
They should give me a Philly Michelin star for these cooper sharp cheesesteaks with hot pepper relish I cooked in K lot
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They should give me a Philly Michelin star for these cooper sharp cheesesteaks with hot pepper relish I cooked in K lot
Who bought this? I just want to talk
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Who bought this? I just want to talk
Easy, breezy Sixers win as usual by the normal team
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Easy, breezy Sixers win as usual by the normal team
My sweet baby boy Maxey is INNOCENT
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My sweet baby boy Maxey is INNOCENT
Choose your poison: 3rd quarter Sixers or Rav4th inning Phillies
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Choose your poison: 3rd quarter Sixers or Rav4th inning Phillies
The Celtics uniforms look like the gaudy makeover of the Oval Office, which is perfect for them
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The Celtics uniforms look like the gaudy makeover of the Oval Office, which is perfect for them
They gotta get Franklin out of the pregame huddle, he just looks goofy. Vibes liability
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They gotta get Franklin out of the pregame huddle, he just looks goofy. Vibes liability
*just checking the score after I land*
Ah yes, a classic pitcher’s duel
Ah yes, a classic pitcher’s duel
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
*just checking the score after I land*
Ah yes, a classic pitcher’s duel
Ah yes, a classic pitcher’s duel
Parking shuttle driver at PHL has game on mounted in the center console for people to see, and the audio over the speaker system
City like no other, and 12/10 driver
City like no other, and 12/10 driver
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Parking shuttle driver at PHL has game on mounted in the center console for people to see, and the audio over the speaker system
City like no other, and 12/10 driver
City like no other, and 12/10 driver
I need airport lounge access
I feel the common people have gotten even more, well, common, and I cannot be amongst them
(I am overstimulated)
I feel the common people have gotten even more, well, common, and I cannot be amongst them
(I am overstimulated)
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I need airport lounge access
I feel the common people have gotten even more, well, common, and I cannot be amongst them
(I am overstimulated)
I feel the common people have gotten even more, well, common, and I cannot be amongst them
(I am overstimulated)