NOT TIM Boomer Sooner!
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I like dogs and jokes about JFK. And the Texas Rangers, Stars, Islanders, Blackhawks, Sooners, Red Sox and LFC.
"And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats. It's cool for cats."
"And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats. It's cool for cats."
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You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
I know some Stars fans are upset at Patty Roy for yelling at Mikko, but he just saw Tsyplakov laying on the ice after taking a huge hit from behind.
I can't really blame him for losing his cool there. Or for the 5 minute major that resulted.
But I am tired of the league basically rewarding...
I can't really blame him for losing his cool there. Or for the 5 minute major that resulted.
But I am tired of the league basically rewarding...
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I know some Stars fans are upset at Patty Roy for yelling at Mikko, but he just saw Tsyplakov laying on the ice after taking a huge hit from behind.
I can't really blame him for losing his cool there. Or for the 5 minute major that resulted.
But I am tired of the league basically rewarding...
I can't really blame him for losing his cool there. Or for the 5 minute major that resulted.
But I am tired of the league basically rewarding...
At this rate, neither team is going to be controlling the AAC.
NEW: The Stars have submitted new court filings accusing the Mavericks of violating their own franchise agreement with the city by moving their principal executive offices to Las Vegas during the sale to Miriam Adelson and the Dumont family. ⤵️
Stars’ new court filings accuse Mavericks of violating their own franchise agreement
Mavericks rebut latest claim in ongoing legal saga regarding future of American Airlines Center.
www.dallasnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
At this rate, neither team is going to be controlling the AAC.
I get the NHL wanting to protect goaltenders in their own crease, but the narrative that Robertson skated the blue before Pulock redirected him is...not factual.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I get the NHL wanting to protect goaltenders in their own crease, but the narrative that Robertson skated the blue before Pulock redirected him is...not factual.
And as a fan of both teams...
That's a bullshit call
Pulock pushed Robertson into Rittich
That's a bullshit call
Pulock pushed Robertson into Rittich
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
And as a fan of both teams...
That's a bullshit call
Pulock pushed Robertson into Rittich
That's a bullshit call
Pulock pushed Robertson into Rittich
Pulock redirected Robertson into Rittich.
This should count.
This should count.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Pulock redirected Robertson into Rittich.
This should count.
This should count.
Stars give up a shorty and now Jamie Benn is truly back as he takes a high sticking penalty to take them off the job.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Stars give up a shorty and now Jamie Benn is truly back as he takes a high sticking penalty to take them off the job.
Sorry, but that's an absolutely awful goal for Jake to give up.
Just feeds the narrative.
Just feeds the narrative.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sorry, but that's an absolutely awful goal for Jake to give up.
Just feeds the narrative.
Just feeds the narrative.
As a fan of both teams, I'll just say the Stars are lucky to not be down after 40.
Mav looked like he made a defensive play on Drouin's attempted bank shot in the closing seconds.
Mav looked like he made a defensive play on Drouin's attempted bank shot in the closing seconds.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
As a fan of both teams, I'll just say the Stars are lucky to not be down after 40.
Mav looked like he made a defensive play on Drouin's attempted bank shot in the closing seconds.
Mav looked like he made a defensive play on Drouin's attempted bank shot in the closing seconds.
Posted this on the other site, but I'll post it here, too.
Because I don't know if this was intentional or not.
Because I don't know if this was intentional or not.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Posted this on the other site, but I'll post it here, too.
Because I don't know if this was intentional or not.
Because I don't know if this was intentional or not.
That tribute from Nadel to Razor was superbly effervescent and magnificent.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
That tribute from Nadel to Razor was superbly effervescent and magnificent.
When I lived in Oklahoma and our small town (Tuttle) got a Del Rancho, it was a fucking game changer.
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When I lived in Oklahoma and our small town (Tuttle) got a Del Rancho, it was a fucking game changer.
Keith Pedolbermann
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Keith Pedolbermann
As an Islanders and Stars fan, I do not really miss Barclay’s Center.
Yes, it’s the site where the Isles snapped a 23 year playoff series win drought on John Tavares wrap around. But the team, culturally, belongs on Long Island.
Yes, it’s the site where the Isles snapped a 23 year playoff series win drought on John Tavares wrap around. But the team, culturally, belongs on Long Island.
On this day in 2018 (11/18/2018), Roope Hintz scores his first career NHL goal, with an assist from Jason Spezza for his 900th career point, in a 6-2 win over the New York Islanders at Barclays Center.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As an Islanders and Stars fan, I do not really miss Barclay’s Center.
Yes, it’s the site where the Isles snapped a 23 year playoff series win drought on John Tavares wrap around. But the team, culturally, belongs on Long Island.
Yes, it’s the site where the Isles snapped a 23 year playoff series win drought on John Tavares wrap around. But the team, culturally, belongs on Long Island.
Primitive Radio Gods' next banger.
Standing outside of a downtown office building right now holding a sign that says "will write your three-sentence email for $200"
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Primitive Radio Gods' next banger.
Onside Kick Punt
Or an Onside Kunt
Or an Onside Kunt
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Onside Kick Punt
Or an Onside Kunt
Or an Onside Kunt
Guyton with the Ric Flair Flop
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Guyton with the Ric Flair Flop
Reposted by NOT TIM Boomer Sooner!
I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure
Big 4th down coming up
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Big 4th down coming up
Big 3rd down coming up
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Big 3rd down coming up
At least we’re seeing penetration from the D on the Cowboys pash rush
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
At least we’re seeing penetration from the D on the Cowboys pash rush
And here comes the war criminal on the Manningcast.
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And here comes the war criminal on the Manningcast.
This is a battle between the easily moved force and the unmovable object.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is a battle between the easily moved force and the unmovable object.
Just now listening to today's DZ epi.
I would just like to announce I have permanent lights installed on the eaves of my house and currently have a Fall motif going on because it's too damn early for Christmas lights.
Except on the weekends.
I would just like to announce I have permanent lights installed on the eaves of my house and currently have a Fall motif going on because it's too damn early for Christmas lights.
Except on the weekends.
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just now listening to today's DZ epi.
I would just like to announce I have permanent lights installed on the eaves of my house and currently have a Fall motif going on because it's too damn early for Christmas lights.
Except on the weekends.
I would just like to announce I have permanent lights installed on the eaves of my house and currently have a Fall motif going on because it's too damn early for Christmas lights.
Except on the weekends.
Broken Penix
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Broken Penix