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Brandon in FW (Bill Guerin left Caufield and Robo at home)
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I like dogs, IT, and jokes about JFK. And the Texas Rangers, Stars, Islanders, Blackhawks, Sooners, Red Sox and LFC. I do not like ICE.

If you know the (NY) Rangers suck, clap your hands

RKB 9/4/40 - 11/23/25
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TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Tom Wilson is still a piece of shit
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Who did they lose to?
Happy College Baseball season to those that observe 🎉🎉🎉

I meant to post this at like 9am, but then work happened, and Tech lost game one earlier today, so it feels less exciting now 😕
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Ah, the classic "You made ridiculous saves on all those other chances and you let THAT one in?"
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I just remember Brad Pitt was in the mountains when he made Seven Years in Tibet.

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February 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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god help me i can’t stop laughing at this fucking post
POV you’re riffing on bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
The anus?
U.S. news is overwhelmingly center-right and corporatist, and trips over its own anus daily to downplay right wing radicalism and corporate corruption, but it's never enough

they will only be happy with North Korean esque agitprop that heapa 24/7 bobble-headed praise upon our mad idiot king
US FTC chair urges Tim Cook to review Apple News' terms and curation after a study claimed the app promoted "leftist outlets" and suppressed conservative ones (Michael Acton/Financial Times)

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February 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Jason Robertson would have stayed onside.
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Canada scoring a lot of goals today.

Surely the US brought all their goal scorers, too, right?
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Gee, I wonder they didn't say anything about this.
Nathan MacKinnon. Broadcast did not comment on this.
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Celebrini wasn't even born the last time the Olympics were in Italy.

Neither was Cooper Flagg BTW.
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
And then you give up a goal with 5 seconds left in the frame.

That did look like it was either at or below crossbar level BTW.
February 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
All he had to do was elevate the puck
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Broken dog
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Could have used a woodshedding to prep.

#IYKYK
A National Labor Relations Board administrative law judge ruled that Starbucks' district manager violated federal labor law (in part) because he used too many evasive buzzwords in lieu of straightforward answers in his testimony. Lol, lmao: www.nlrbedge.com/p/02102026-a...
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This contest is over.

Give that man his $10,000!
Watch with sound on
February 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
What in the Marilyn Manson?
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
There goes Jussi Saros' retirement plans.
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Future Star Eeli Tolvanen!
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
We up
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Who does she think she is, Doug Gottlieb?
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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On this day in 2003 (2/11/2003), during Mike Modano’s 1,000th NHL game, the Stars’ Aaron Downey squares off against the Hurricanes’ Jesse Boulerice during the 1st period. Downey KO’s him with one punch.

#TexasHockey
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
"...I mean blind!"
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM