A. Vague
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A. Vague
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Gentleman in the streets, freak in the skeets. Reply guy. Probably not a bot. He/Him.
Not guilty. Case dismissed.
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Pure Chaotic Good energy.
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I think if you say why the Roman Empire fell and don't produce a list of at least five items, you are almost certainly talking out of your ass. There was no "one big trick".
Roman helmet guy is the Hiroo Onoda of the Roman Empire
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Prior to the ACA, some people were uninsurable. Companies would refuse to insure them because of pre-existing medical conditions.

The ACA is far from perfect, but at least it understood what the actual problems were and tried to fix them.
Dr Oz: "If you had a check in the mail, you could buy the insurance you thought was best for you"
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm a happy omnivore, but I suspect that in 100 years or so we'll be looked at as kind of gross and primitive as everyone will be plant based (or eating lab meat).

Pass the burger.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
That's "nearly legal", not "barely legal".
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The last few years have convinced me more than ever that being rich does not imply that you are smart.
i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"Trump" is clearly a code word meaning "Clinton".
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Bug or feature? I could go either way.
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have no recollection of the second of the prequel films. I know I saw it and I remember nothing about it. I can't recall a single scene from it (or rather, I can recall scenes, but can't tell you they are from that particular movie).
One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.
God its so insane anakin admits to slaughtering a bunch of kids and it’s just a non factor for padme
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
One of my little hobbies is asking it to identify SF short stories based on my brief description. One time it invented an author, stole a title from a real author, and produced a plot summary that matched neither the actual story nor my description.
i've tried talking to chatgpt a few times (because people are always like "how do you know it sucks if you haven't tried it) and the thought I can never get over is "damn this thing does not know shit"
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Thanks to President Trump, Americans are spending 25% less on Thanksgiving travel this year as compared to 2024.
Sean Duffy calls his move to cancel flights as "really unique action"
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The suburbs exist and mass-transit there is expensive, inconvenient, and sometimes doesn't exist at all.
Almost everything a driverless car does transit can do better with the added benefit of not having to think about your car.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Explain a film plot badly:

(This isn't mine. Paraphrased)

Rich kid who is good at sports goes to exclusive school and thinks the rules don't apply to him and his friends.
Explain a film plot badly:

Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Explain a film plot badly:

Scientist (who is not a communist) cheats on wife (who was a communist) with psychiatrist (who is a communist).
Explain a film plot badly:

Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fuckin' Biden, right?
🚨 CNBC: "Announced corporate job cuts surging past 1 million so far this year, with 153,000 new layoffs just in October according to Challenger. That is the worst October since 2003."
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Explain a film plot badly:

Guy has sex with friend's mom while fleeing killer.
Explain a film plot badly:

Somebody quits office job to make soap
Explain a film plot badly:

Guy makes offers people can't refuse and then he dies eating an orange while scaring the shit out of a little kid.
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Number four in our series "Must not cuddle, but want to cuddle".
Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠

Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.

📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Ever think about how there will a come a time when they're posting Sora or whatever AI Trump videos because they can't Weekend at Bernie's him anymore.
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
He's losing it. Lost it. Debatable if he ever had it, but if he ever did it is long gone.
I'm confused about the video clips Trump is pushing out on Truth Social and YouTube right now.

They're all shorter clips on various topics, but I'm not sure where they were shot or why they were done in this style behind a podium talking directly to camera.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
And it's worth noting that millions of cats and dogs world-wide are killed by cars each year. That doesn't mean that this doesn't matter, but A SINGLE DEATH doesn't mean that the technology is soulless, dangerous, and must be destroyed.
Definitely not going to excuse Waymo on this one, but for perspective: at least 50 precious human lives that we know of have been ended by Tesla's Autopilot/FSD.

Sad as it is, a dead cat is a long, long way from the biggest scandal in this technology.
“You can tell by the love and support he’s getting from the community that he was amazing.”

KitKat, known as the "Mayor of 16th Street," was killed by a Waymo cab last week, sparking calls for more regulation of driverless cars.
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Tag yourself. I'm red robot.
just....enjoy this
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He has Post Thrown Sandwich Disorder

The poor man will need therapy.
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM