A. Vague
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A. Vague
@awfullyvague.bsky.social
Gentleman in the streets, freak in the skeets. Reply guy. Probably not a bot. He/Him.
They're making a list
Don't care if it's right
They're going to deport you
Unless you are white

I C E is coming to town

Don't care if you were born here
Or what your papers say
Don't bother them with talks of "rights"
They'll boot you anyway
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I'm never one to not be pessimistic about education, but you need piss easy questions like this on a test to discriminate between the mid and really low-scorers. Plenty of more appropriate questions on there.
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Insurance companies are far from angels, but it's not like United Healthcare had a huge profit margin (2.1% in the most recent quarter). No system can give absolutely everyone all the healthcare they want whenever they want it.
It's not about whether someone murders, it's about *who* they murder. Luigi Mangione absolutely saved at least a few lives by taking out that CEO, because it put the fear of God into the industry and they got just that tiny bit less eager to kill people in the name of profit margins.
December 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Before everyone freaks out, this is a sample question from an SAT practice test and not all of the other questions are this simple.
Dawg we are so cooked lol
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I answer programming questions on reddit for fun. People often say "it's hard to explain" when prompted for details.

No, it's not. You just have to put in the effort.

(It's almost always trivial to explain)
A) expressing ideas is literally the fucking job
B) if you can’t communicate it with doodles, words, or messy photoshop, the idea isn’t fully baked and you need to explore it more, not use the plagiarizing lie machine that poisons neighborhoods to do the thinking for you.
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We have to use a city bus, which costs money. It also takes about half an hour to get to school because of all the stops. Our kid would have to get up earlier to catch it and sleep is important.

We'll drive.
Why the fuck is everybody dropping off their kid at school personally like a little chauffeur? Put them on the fucking bus, you're not a fuckin driver. You're not a fucking slave.
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How Trump people think they're going to appear in an article vs. reading the article
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This one is just unfair.
ACCELERATIONIST DUEL: VENTURE CAPITALIST vs WEAPONS SELLER

Vote now: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What is wrong with you and can you promise you'll never fix it?
Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art.

As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?

This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I started off mostly agreeing with you (but mad about it). After seeing the responses I am now 100% on your side because the people against this are UnHiNgEd.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.

(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I remember hacking an old version of Eliza to respond to itself, but this is better.
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I prefer the term Honky-American.
Stop saying “Caucasian” when you mean “European white folk” because Caucasian is literally a racist term made up by people who claimed the world was only like 7000 years old
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Super fun thing about measles: It can reset your immune system. Sometimes (not always, but sometimes) it can wipe your immune system's memory, leaving you vulnerable to diseases for which you were vaccinated.

As if measles wasn't bad enough.
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I'm very sad that I will never be able to speak with my father again, but I think this is one of the worst possible ways to deal with that sadness.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just because we are winning does not mean we are not in disarray. We are Democrats.
Democrats win the Miami mayor's race for the first time in 30 years -- and by a double-digit margin over the candidate Trump endorsed.

Fox News this morning: DEMS IN DISARRAY
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Legitimately I'd probably take the JQA approach and use a law book. There's no point in irritating people by swearing in on a stack of Playboys from the 1980s or a copy of Origin of Species, fun though it might be.
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.

If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Truman: The buck stops here

Trump (gesturing vaguely): The buck stops somewhere over there. I never even met the guy.
POLITICO: Do you believe the second strike was necessary?

TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A friend of mine got shingles and he said that if the vax made your arm fall off it would still be preferable to shingles.

(I got the vax)
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Which one is which? I'm 100% serious.

(Also, I don't care)
🔗: bit.ly/4awCqpp
Alix Earle and Braxton Berrios have broken up after more than two years together.
📷: TheStewartofNY/WireImage
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I despise the term "disrupter", because most of the time it just means you are breaking shit. Tell me what you are making and I'll figure out what you are breaking.
CURTIS: All of us need to wake up every morning & say, 'what am I doing to make immigrants feel welcome' regardless of an individual says

BASH: But he's not just an individual. He's the president calling an entire community garbage

C: We knew very well what we were electing. We wanted a disrupter
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tremble in awe at my awesome MS Paint skills:
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I can certainly get behind an abstract political discussion of the form "Is birthright citizenship, as written, good policy?" but as a practical matter I can see who is on each side and I know what side I want to be on.
I continue to think that Matty coming out against birthright citizenship a few months ago should have been taken as a major warning sign that the group chats have already decided to surrender on this.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"If only I could have foreseen this completely predictable outcome. If only all those people who tried to stop me had tried to stop me."
“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM