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Gentleman in the streets, freak in the skeets. Reply guy. Probably not a bot. He/Him.
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A picture of and older Thor Heyerdahl (looking a little like Joe Biden), wearing a shirt with far too many buttons. His hands are crossed on his legs. He's outside, squinting a little in the sunlight.
August 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Look at this thing. It's got more lanes than the freeway it's going under.
El Camino Real going south under Hwy 92. I've been on narrower interstates.
August 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Cryptobros in this thread: What about bitcoi...
Batman slapping the shit out of Robin
August 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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A fancy looking drawing of purple and violet flowers with "Fucking yikes" written on top in cursive letters.
July 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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(interview from The Hollywood Reporter) You never storyboard? No. The ability to stage well is a skill and a talent that I value above almost everything else. And I say that because there are people who do it better than I'll ever be able to do it after 40 years of active study. I just watched Mad Max: Fury Road again last week, and I tell you I couldn't direct 30 seconds of that. I'd put a gun in my mouth. I don't understand how [George Miller] does that, I really don't, and it's my job to understand it. I don't understand two things: I don't understand how they're not still shooting that firm and I don't understand how hundreds of people aren't dead.
June 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer
Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hollow. He's outside, with a tray of bottles in front of him. He's wearing glasses that might be brass with a short telescope for one eyepiece.
June 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Zuck: The average American has three friends.
The kids from The Goonies looking at a map. One of them is pointing into the distance. There are four of them, because each of them has three friends.
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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(On official letterhead of the Attorney General of Alabama with the state seal and everything) "Dr." Edward R. Fields National States Rights Party P.O. Box 1211 Marietta, Georgia 30061 Dear "Dr." Fields: My response to your letter of February 19, 1976 is - kiss my ass. Sincerely, Bill Baxley Attorney General
February 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Sigourney Weaver as Philippa Foot
Philosopher Philippa Foot (or is it Sigourney Weaver?) Actress Sigourney Weaver (or, could it be philosopher Philippa Foot?)
February 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Also, no girls.
Elizebeth Smith Friedman. Cryptanalyst. Legend.
February 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Tweet by Evan DeSimone: Every time we're forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool. Followed by: Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I'm 100% correct.
January 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Mario Lopez/Mario Lorez
Mario Lopez The same picture, but low resolution. Mario LoREZ. *snerk* I kill me. Seriously, that's funny, right?
December 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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name a show you're positive no one remembers but you

ENOS

The Dukes of Hazzard spin-off that nobody asked for.
Four men staring at the camera. A white man in a blue denim jacket and a hat with a stupid grin on his face. A black man to his right (our left), who is a cop despite being dressed like a pimp. Then two older white guys in suits who are probably chief of police and commissioner. The background has a couple of palm trees, proving we are in LA. The picture is from Enos, one of the worst tv shows ever.
November 19, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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Date yourself by showing a picture of your first computer.
A Commodore 64 computer in all its glory.
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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From the man himself.
James Woods, on his twitter account. Sorry, I forget to answer your second question: My major was political science at MIT.
November 4, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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The now famous Joseph Ducreux self-portrait in a hat and wig and jacket, walking stick held in the left hand, pointing at you mockingly, with the text "Avoid the diseases. Acquire the leeches"
September 30, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
Jesus dressed as Colonel Sanders. JFC at the bottom right.
September 14, 2024 at 4:35 AM