Lore Sjöberg
@loresjoberg.bsky.social
Always a rake; never a cad.
Humor: badgods.com
Writing: dogsandsorcerers.com
My Books: https://mybook.to/booksoflore
Patreon: patreon.com/loresjoberg
Humor: badgods.com
Writing: dogsandsorcerers.com
My Books: https://mybook.to/booksoflore
Patreon: patreon.com/loresjoberg
“Teach Your Children” originally had a third verse about teaching the mailman well, but they wisely decided that was belaboring the point.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Teach Your Children” originally had a third verse about teaching the mailman well, but they wisely decided that was belaboring the point.
Building a door is just admitting that building a wall was a mistake. Commit, dammit!
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Building a door is just admitting that building a wall was a mistake. Commit, dammit!
I’m watching the US version of Ghosts and…I…like…it? Each episode has at least one annoying thing; anachronisms like Flower using the word “throuple” or 70’s-style “so crazy it just might work” plots. I keep coming back to it, though, mostly because of the excellent and charming ensemble.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’m watching the US version of Ghosts and…I…like…it? Each episode has at least one annoying thing; anachronisms like Flower using the word “throuple” or 70’s-style “so crazy it just might work” plots. I keep coming back to it, though, mostly because of the excellent and charming ensemble.
I always thought of them as OUR humps.
Oh frog, I have been reminded. Of THIS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg4...
Alanis Morissette - My Humps
YouTube video by Alanis Morissette
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I always thought of them as OUR humps.
Step aside, pumpkin spice girls, it’s mothafuccin EGGNOG SEASON!
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Step aside, pumpkin spice girls, it’s mothafuccin EGGNOG SEASON!
shania swift vs taylor twain
shania swift taylor twain cousins
shania swift taylor twain crab walk race winner
shania swift sharia law
shania swift seen in same place as taylor twain ever
taylor twain real hanna montana
taylor twain shania swift hair styles
harry styles hair styles
shania swift taylor twain cousins
shania swift taylor twain crab walk race winner
shania swift sharia law
shania swift seen in same place as taylor twain ever
taylor twain real hanna montana
taylor twain shania swift hair styles
harry styles hair styles
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
shania swift vs taylor twain
shania swift taylor twain cousins
shania swift taylor twain crab walk race winner
shania swift sharia law
shania swift seen in same place as taylor twain ever
taylor twain real hanna montana
taylor twain shania swift hair styles
harry styles hair styles
shania swift taylor twain cousins
shania swift taylor twain crab walk race winner
shania swift sharia law
shania swift seen in same place as taylor twain ever
taylor twain real hanna montana
taylor twain shania swift hair styles
harry styles hair styles
But who takes priority, the bros of hoes or the hoes of bros?
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
But who takes priority, the bros of hoes or the hoes of bros?
It’s important to remember that, in creating AD&D, Gary Gygax included a magic piano powered by jazz standards.
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It’s important to remember that, in creating AD&D, Gary Gygax included a magic piano powered by jazz standards.
Me (setting up the world's most expensive "deez nuts" joke): As for cognac, would you prefer the Courvoisier L'Essence or the Hennessy Paradis?
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me (setting up the world's most expensive "deez nuts" joke): As for cognac, would you prefer the Courvoisier L'Essence or the Hennessy Paradis?
Wow, I am startled at how much bullshit Buzzfeed managed to pack into this list.
* Drunk driving was frowned upon in the 80s.
* Nobody cares if kids do odd jobs for money.
* I did not fucking take candy from random neighbors.
* People still say "no homo."
* And much more!
* Drunk driving was frowned upon in the 80s.
* Nobody cares if kids do odd jobs for money.
* I did not fucking take candy from random neighbors.
* People still say "no homo."
* And much more!
Millennials Are Sharing The Normal '80s Things That Are Considered "Wildly Inappropriate" Now
How everyone survived the '80s and '90s, I'm not sure.
www.buzzfeed.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wow, I am startled at how much bullshit Buzzfeed managed to pack into this list.
* Drunk driving was frowned upon in the 80s.
* Nobody cares if kids do odd jobs for money.
* I did not fucking take candy from random neighbors.
* People still say "no homo."
* And much more!
* Drunk driving was frowned upon in the 80s.
* Nobody cares if kids do odd jobs for money.
* I did not fucking take candy from random neighbors.
* People still say "no homo."
* And much more!
Depressed person opening a beer on a Saturday evening: "It's 10:30 on a weekday somewhere…"
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Depressed person opening a beer on a Saturday evening: "It's 10:30 on a weekday somewhere…"
We are living through the golden age of not knowing whether the person you're looking at is wearing pants.
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We are living through the golden age of not knowing whether the person you're looking at is wearing pants.
I’m sorry, I just can’t help but believe in free will.
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’m sorry, I just can’t help but believe in free will.
Sometimes I feel like Cassandra, but nobody believes me during or after the calamity either.
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sometimes I feel like Cassandra, but nobody believes me during or after the calamity either.
BOROMIR DID NOTHING WRONG!
I’m really starting to suspect that most of the tech bros haven’t actually read Tolkien, as they certainly don’t understand it.
The gentle hobbits save the “hard men” of Gondor, largely through compassion and selflessness. Not the other way around. The Christian parable is barely hidden!
The gentle hobbits save the “hard men” of Gondor, largely through compassion and selflessness. Not the other way around. The Christian parable is barely hidden!
Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
BOROMIR DID NOTHING WRONG!
You can tell a British TV show is really successful when it has more Christmas specials than it had episodes in its first season.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You can tell a British TV show is really successful when it has more Christmas specials than it had episodes in its first season.
I’ve been drinking a Coke Zero right before bed and sleeping unusually soundly. ADHD is weird.
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’ve been drinking a Coke Zero right before bed and sleeping unusually soundly. ADHD is weird.
Oh for fuck’s sake.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh for fuck’s sake.
Being a people-pleaser with main character syndrome makes life quite a jaunt.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Being a people-pleaser with main character syndrome makes life quite a jaunt.
He says, ”Son, can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad, and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”
I say “Love Shack?”
“Yeah,” he says. “Yeah. Love Shack.”
I say “Love Shack?”
“Yeah,” he says. “Yeah. Love Shack.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He says, ”Son, can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad, and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”
I say “Love Shack?”
“Yeah,” he says. “Yeah. Love Shack.”
I say “Love Shack?”
“Yeah,” he says. “Yeah. Love Shack.”
Reposted by Lore Sjöberg
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
Monty Hall has gone rogue.
You can have a billion dollars, or a head. Pick one.
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Monty Hall has gone rogue.