Lore Sjöberg
@loresjoberg.bsky.social
Always a rake; never a cad.
Humor: badgods.com
Writing: dogsandsorcerers.com
My Books: https://mybook.to/booksoflore
Patreon: patreon.com/loresjoberg
Humor: badgods.com
Writing: dogsandsorcerers.com
My Books: https://mybook.to/booksoflore
Patreon: patreon.com/loresjoberg
Oh for fuck’s sake.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh for fuck’s sake.
The video for Baby Got Back is weirder than I remember.
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The video for Baby Got Back is weirder than I remember.
Jesus Christ how much does that dog shit?
September 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Jesus Christ how much does that dog shit?
Humans of Earth, I present the saddest attempt at a scam I have ever been targeted by.
September 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Humans of Earth, I present the saddest attempt at a scam I have ever been targeted by.
September 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
To the tune of “Girls on Film.”
September 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
To the tune of “Girls on Film.”
Update: I am apparently putting Horsey Sauce on EVERYTHING.
September 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Update: I am apparently putting Horsey Sauce on EVERYTHING.
Morgan Freeman, best known for playing Easy Reader in the children's television series "The Electric Company."
September 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Morgan Freeman, best known for playing Easy Reader in the children's television series "The Electric Company."
God forbid men have hobbies.
August 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
God forbid men have hobbies.
Today on "Garden Path Headlines."
This one's a doozy, because if you decide not to re-contextualize your understanding of the headline, you're lead to the conclusion that Pink Floyd just recently decided to burn an old man to death for an album cover.
This one's a doozy, because if you decide not to re-contextualize your understanding of the headline, you're lead to the conclusion that Pink Floyd just recently decided to burn an old man to death for an album cover.
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Today on "Garden Path Headlines."
This one's a doozy, because if you decide not to re-contextualize your understanding of the headline, you're lead to the conclusion that Pink Floyd just recently decided to burn an old man to death for an album cover.
This one's a doozy, because if you decide not to re-contextualize your understanding of the headline, you're lead to the conclusion that Pink Floyd just recently decided to burn an old man to death for an album cover.
First to open one up and find it wins a prize!
August 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
First to open one up and find it wins a prize!
Google, why are there scrolling lollipops at the top of my search results?
August 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Google, why are there scrolling lollipops at the top of my search results?
This feels like aliens are trying to resolve a scheduling conflict with me. “Ooh, Friday’s not good for me, I can do first thing Thursday, otherwise you’re going to have to eliminate humanity after the break.”
July 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This feels like aliens are trying to resolve a scheduling conflict with me. “Ooh, Friday’s not good for me, I can do first thing Thursday, otherwise you’re going to have to eliminate humanity after the break.”
Oh the lies! The calumny!
July 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh the lies! The calumny!
This is the future liberals want.
July 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is the future liberals want.