Dana Roach
@danaroach.bsky.social
He/him | EDHRECast and CMDR Central | Writer @ http://EDHREC.com and http://commandersherald.com | Black/trans lives matter | His mom says he’s handsome.
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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That’s why conservatives are pouring millions intro trad-wife bullshit and birth control disinformation. They need young women to believe the erosion of their rights is a good thing, actually!
It’s not enough to oppress women—they want us ^grateful* for it. (We’re so much prettier when we smile.)
It’s not enough to oppress women—they want us ^grateful* for it. (We’re so much prettier when we smile.)
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
That’s why conservatives are pouring millions intro trad-wife bullshit and birth control disinformation. They need young women to believe the erosion of their rights is a good thing, actually!
It’s not enough to oppress women—they want us ^grateful* for it. (We’re so much prettier when we smile.)
It’s not enough to oppress women—they want us ^grateful* for it. (We’re so much prettier when we smile.)
This fucking floppy pair of clown shoes better not get the Dem nomination.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This fucking floppy pair of clown shoes better not get the Dem nomination.
Gonna tell my kids this is the origin of the 6 7 meme.
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Gonna tell my kids this is the origin of the 6 7 meme.
If the Democrats could be bothered to ever do anything fucking useful like pass M4A guys like Trump wouldn’t win elections to put guys like RFK Jr in charge.
Almost all of them switched decades ago or longer. Tell me how we are going to move from where we are today , to where you want to go ?
Saying you want it is easy. All I'm asking is how are we going to get there ?
If Bernie's M4A passed under Biden, RFK jr would be running M4A today.
Saying you want it is easy. All I'm asking is how are we going to get there ?
If Bernie's M4A passed under Biden, RFK jr would be running M4A today.
Every other country does it, Mark. It's not some vague thought experiment.
Lots of ways it can be imperfect, of course, but it fundamentally gives everyone access to healthcare without fear of bankruptcy.
Lots of ways it can be imperfect, of course, but it fundamentally gives everyone access to healthcare without fear of bankruptcy.
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If the Democrats could be bothered to ever do anything fucking useful like pass M4A guys like Trump wouldn’t win elections to put guys like RFK Jr in charge.
A shitty update that makes all our phones run slower?
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
A shitty update that makes all our phones run slower?
As a parent of a band kid I’ve sat though a lot of painful performances by other people’s children in order to see my son play.
Similarly I can sit through TMNT with a polite smile on my face in order to see Lorwyn get their solo.
Similarly I can sit through TMNT with a polite smile on my face in order to see Lorwyn get their solo.
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
As a parent of a band kid I’ve sat though a lot of painful performances by other people’s children in order to see my son play.
Similarly I can sit through TMNT with a polite smile on my face in order to see Lorwyn get their solo.
Similarly I can sit through TMNT with a polite smile on my face in order to see Lorwyn get their solo.
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
I am currently "everything about this makes me want to physically hurt Jimmy Kimmel" years old.
This truly is the darkest most brain-rotten timeline.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I am currently "everything about this makes me want to physically hurt Jimmy Kimmel" years old.
Say what you will about Trump, he’s got Vance figured out.
Trump on Tim Walz: "I think the man is a grossly incompetent man. I thought that from the day I watched JD destroy him in the debate. I was saying, 'Who's more incompetent, that man or my man?' I had a man and he had a man. They were both incompetent."
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Say what you will about Trump, he’s got Vance figured out.
I’ve never once met a Trump supporter and thought “Really? Him? He voted for Trump? That thoughtful, reasoned, well-informed person voted for Trump?”
It’s always exactly the person you thought would support him that supports him.
It’s always exactly the person you thought would support him that supports him.
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’ve never once met a Trump supporter and thought “Really? Him? He voted for Trump? That thoughtful, reasoned, well-informed person voted for Trump?”
It’s always exactly the person you thought would support him that supports him.
It’s always exactly the person you thought would support him that supports him.
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in retrospect the whole “we’re gonna commit war crimes again boys” media tour by the secretary of defense may have been legally misguided
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
in retrospect the whole “we’re gonna commit war crimes again boys” media tour by the secretary of defense may have been legally misguided
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The most dangerous moment in every authoritarian regime is when it realizes that its power has crested and is now falling. This is when they realize that if they are to achieve their maximalist ambitions, now they have to throw the dice — because no matter how bad the odds, their odds are best now.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The most dangerous moment in every authoritarian regime is when it realizes that its power has crested and is now falling. This is when they realize that if they are to achieve their maximalist ambitions, now they have to throw the dice — because no matter how bad the odds, their odds are best now.
Guys with mustaches consistently being the worst.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Guys with mustaches consistently being the worst.
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Student: Calls trans people, including their trans TA, demonic.
Assholes on Bluesky: “I think this is a nuanced matter, and the instructors overstepped.”
Assholes on Bluesky: “I think this is a nuanced matter, and the instructors overstepped.”
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Student: Calls trans people, including their trans TA, demonic.
Assholes on Bluesky: “I think this is a nuanced matter, and the instructors overstepped.”
Assholes on Bluesky: “I think this is a nuanced matter, and the instructors overstepped.”
It’s a testament to how much everyone loves @mathimus55.bsky.social that not one person from EDHREC removed the letter M from this at his wedding reception last month.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s a testament to how much everyone loves @mathimus55.bsky.social that not one person from EDHREC removed the letter M from this at his wedding reception last month.
If you put the original songs from Phineas and Ferb against Taylor Swift’s entire discography, Phineas and Ferb wins, and it’s not particularly close.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If you put the original songs from Phineas and Ferb against Taylor Swift’s entire discography, Phineas and Ferb wins, and it’s not particularly close.
Potatoes cooking for Thanksgiving #1
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Potatoes cooking for Thanksgiving #1
Sean Duffy is maybe one of the least dumb people in this administration, which means he's still very, very dumb.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sean Duffy is maybe one of the least dumb people in this administration, which means he's still very, very dumb.
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
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Thanks so much to GQ for publishing my liner notes for the new Replacements 'Let It Be' boxset, out on Friday. Extra special thanks to Jessica Hopper, Patterson Hood and Brian Paulson for their extraordinary insights. What an absolute joy this project has been to work on. www.gq.com/story/when-t...
When The Replacements' Courage Was at its Peak
On their 1984 album ‘Let It Be,’ the Minneapolis indie-rock wastrels spewed a message of working-class passion and outsider solidarity into the world's answering machine.
www.gq.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Thanks so much to GQ for publishing my liner notes for the new Replacements 'Let It Be' boxset, out on Friday. Extra special thanks to Jessica Hopper, Patterson Hood and Brian Paulson for their extraordinary insights. What an absolute joy this project has been to work on. www.gq.com/story/when-t...
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Soooooo if I streamed the new @edhrec.com #MTG crossword tomorrow who would be interested in watching? 👀
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Soooooo if I streamed the new @edhrec.com #MTG crossword tomorrow who would be interested in watching? 👀