Avery
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✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even
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Avery
@averybodyposts.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Not really looking for a sugar daddy, but maybe like a sugar uncle who just buys me booze and cigarettes
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you people with pump top shampoo/conditioner ever just feel real nasty when they’re running low and you’re just in there ass naked pumping those tops like “come on, squirt all over my hands” and then it just explodes all over the shower
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
you people with pump top shampoo/conditioner ever just feel real nasty when they’re running low and you’re just in there ass naked pumping those tops like “come on, squirt all over my hands” and then it just explodes all over the shower
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In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too.
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too.
…and the Burger King was behind the bar, telling them he doesn’t serve their kind
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
…and the Burger King was behind the bar, telling them he doesn’t serve their kind
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Wish there was a champions medal for running a daily three-legged race with anxiety and depression.
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wish there was a champions medal for running a daily three-legged race with anxiety and depression.
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
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ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
Lol heyyyy…and I’m pretty sure I’m the same size, but 🤷🏻♀️
October 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Lol heyyyy…and I’m pretty sure I’m the same size, but 🤷🏻♀️
Thadddd!!! Hey lol
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thadddd!!! Hey lol
I’ve been alright, hope you have too
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ve been alright, hope you have too
Ohhh there’s nothing left after this year so no worries
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ohhh there’s nothing left after this year so no worries
It’s starting off a little slow, but there are some funny parts
October 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s starting off a little slow, but there are some funny parts
🤷🏻♀️ I’m pretty sure I’ve already watched everything else
October 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
🤷🏻♀️ I’m pretty sure I’ve already watched everything else
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The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.
The Flandalorian
The Flandalorian
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.
The Flandalorian
The Flandalorian
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went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt
October 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt
It’s that time of year when I’m becoming increasingly stuck indoors, soooo…
*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*
*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*
October 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s that time of year when I’m becoming increasingly stuck indoors, soooo…
*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*
*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*
I don’t really want any porridge, it’s always too hot or too cold, and I’m not sure how I had any to begin with…where did it come from? I didn’t buy it
June 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don’t really want any porridge, it’s always too hot or too cold, and I’m not sure how I had any to begin with…where did it come from? I didn’t buy it
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my life is being stolen right before my eyes one work day at a time
June 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
my life is being stolen right before my eyes one work day at a time