Wild Gesticulations
@apolicious.bsky.social
he's just like this guy, you know?
this is my third post attempt. I tried to invoke history, international law, and nostalgia. none of it felt appropriate.
I'll just say that I've seen our government do this shit before. it's not just immoral, it's inevitably ineffective. there are no positive outcomes. bad times are upon us.
I'll just say that I've seen our government do this shit before. it's not just immoral, it's inevitably ineffective. there are no positive outcomes. bad times are upon us.
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
this is my third post attempt. I tried to invoke history, international law, and nostalgia. none of it felt appropriate.
I'll just say that I've seen our government do this shit before. it's not just immoral, it's inevitably ineffective. there are no positive outcomes. bad times are upon us.
I'll just say that I've seen our government do this shit before. it's not just immoral, it's inevitably ineffective. there are no positive outcomes. bad times are upon us.
STOP CALLING IT THE EAST PACIFIC. IT IS THE ATLANTIC. IT STOPS BEING THE PACIFIC WHEN TWO WHOLE-ASS CONTINENTS GET IN THE WAY.
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 AM
STOP CALLING IT THE EAST PACIFIC. IT IS THE ATLANTIC. IT STOPS BEING THE PACIFIC WHEN TWO WHOLE-ASS CONTINENTS GET IN THE WAY.
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whoa whoa whoa, missed that they've got a William Lustig collection on Criterion Channel, and guys, you could do a lot worse
Directed by William Lustig - The Criterion Channel
Raw, nightmarish transmissions from the unholy depths of the New York City underground, the films of revered cult auteur William Lustig are thrillingly intense, shockingly visceral plunges into the da...
www.criterionchannel.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
whoa whoa whoa, missed that they've got a William Lustig collection on Criterion Channel, and guys, you could do a lot worse
I walked 500 miles, but they were mainly performative.
January 2, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I walked 500 miles, but they were mainly performative.
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or you could, you know, show her you love her by giving her experiences she'll enjoy. even if you can't take her to the beach you can still sign up for a pottery class or some shit and do the whole Ghost thing. I once saved Valentines day with a $5 bag of tealights. the bar is lower than you'd think
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 AM
or you could, you know, show her you love her by giving her experiences she'll enjoy. even if you can't take her to the beach you can still sign up for a pottery class or some shit and do the whole Ghost thing. I once saved Valentines day with a $5 bag of tealights. the bar is lower than you'd think
shit. I dipped into an argument on reddit. this is not healthy.
a group of people are sitting in a theater watching a movie and a man says `` time for go to bed '' .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a theater watching a movie and a man says `` time for go to bed '' .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 AM
shit. I dipped into an argument on reddit. this is not healthy.
you're still all filthy animals.
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 AM
you're still all filthy animals.
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Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
it's remarkable how such small acts of self care can dramatically improve your well-being. a quick shower. taking out the trash. clean sheets. a bit of lotion on the face.
it's also remarkable how little interest I have in actually doing any of these things.
it's also remarkable how little interest I have in actually doing any of these things.
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
it's remarkable how such small acts of self care can dramatically improve your well-being. a quick shower. taking out the trash. clean sheets. a bit of lotion on the face.
it's also remarkable how little interest I have in actually doing any of these things.
it's also remarkable how little interest I have in actually doing any of these things.
when I was a wee teen I went into a rural gas station bathroom that was CLEARLY designed for one person, although it had a toilet and a urinal. I apologized profusely to the man utilizing the latter.
he replied "don't worry! it's a two-shooter!"
I'll never forget that until the day I die.
he replied "don't worry! it's a two-shooter!"
I'll never forget that until the day I die.
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
when I was a wee teen I went into a rural gas station bathroom that was CLEARLY designed for one person, although it had a toilet and a urinal. I apologized profusely to the man utilizing the latter.
he replied "don't worry! it's a two-shooter!"
I'll never forget that until the day I die.
he replied "don't worry! it's a two-shooter!"
I'll never forget that until the day I die.
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"cats are so smart! they have just another level of emotional intelligence. every time I'm depressed she comes over and comforts me."
really? because frankie has been staring at a set of closed blinds for about five minutes now. not sure there's a lot going on in there.
really? because frankie has been staring at a set of closed blinds for about five minutes now. not sure there's a lot going on in there.
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"cats are so smart! they have just another level of emotional intelligence. every time I'm depressed she comes over and comforts me."
really? because frankie has been staring at a set of closed blinds for about five minutes now. not sure there's a lot going on in there.
really? because frankie has been staring at a set of closed blinds for about five minutes now. not sure there's a lot going on in there.
if you need to ask - no, you don't. if your setup brings you joy, you don't need to sink another $2k into hardware. if you want to get into such rarified air, take a step back and examine where your standards come from. most music comes from (objectively) shitty sources. and that's great.
If you've wondered what a preamplifier is, what it exactly does, and whether your audio setup is missing one, we've got the answers—as well as some of our top recommendations. www.wired.com/story/what-i...
What Is a Preamp, and Do I Really Need One?
If you've wondered what a preamplifier is, what it exactly does, and whether your audio setup is missing one, we've got the answers—as well as some of our top recommendations.
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December 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
if you need to ask - no, you don't. if your setup brings you joy, you don't need to sink another $2k into hardware. if you want to get into such rarified air, take a step back and examine where your standards come from. most music comes from (objectively) shitty sources. and that's great.
oh this one's good.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
oh this one's good.
I'm sorry, I'm [QUALIFIER] so please don't hold me accountable for [WAY MORE POSTS THAT SHOULD BE QUALIFIED]
December 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I'm sorry, I'm [QUALIFIER] so please don't hold me accountable for [WAY MORE POSTS THAT SHOULD BE QUALIFIED]
my first exposure to Duckman was when [PARENTAL FIGURE] took my lil' sister and I to their friends (professional gambler) house, decorated with a bowl containing a large mountain of cocaine. after everyone passed out we dunked into the cable (which we didn't have) then BAM! Duckman! blew my mind.
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
my first exposure to Duckman was when [PARENTAL FIGURE] took my lil' sister and I to their friends (professional gambler) house, decorated with a bowl containing a large mountain of cocaine. after everyone passed out we dunked into the cable (which we didn't have) then BAM! Duckman! blew my mind.
I grew up in a (then) "small town" and ended up in Montana. a place that's, apparently, wildly unpopular.
I've lived in this house for five years and could not tell you my neighbors first names with a gun to my head.
I fucking love it.
I've lived in this house for five years and could not tell you my neighbors first names with a gun to my head.
I fucking love it.
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I grew up in a (then) "small town" and ended up in Montana. a place that's, apparently, wildly unpopular.
I've lived in this house for five years and could not tell you my neighbors first names with a gun to my head.
I fucking love it.
I've lived in this house for five years and could not tell you my neighbors first names with a gun to my head.
I fucking love it.
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Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
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American Canto paperback cover
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
American Canto paperback cover
clearly someone left him in the sun too long.
Jeffrey R. Holland led the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, a key governing body. He was next in line to become the church's president. n.pr/44KPh3K
Jeffrey R. Holland, next in line to lead Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, dies at 85
Jeffrey R. Holland led the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, a key governing body. He was next in line to become the church's president.
n.pr
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
clearly someone left him in the sun too long.
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I like big butts and I cannot lie, I can recite 300 digits of pi
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I like big butts and I cannot lie, I can recite 300 digits of pi
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
so this is giving me a lot of feelings.
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
so this is giving me a lot of feelings.
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