Wild Gesticulations
@apolicious.bsky.social
he's just like this guy, you know?
aw man, got me all excited. thought he had another stroke or something.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
aw man, got me all excited. thought he had another stroke or something.
I'm compelled to be romantically drawn to my hairdresser because she successfully executed a 2 to 1 fade, trimmed with perfect lines. perfect.
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I'm compelled to be romantically drawn to my hairdresser because she successfully executed a 2 to 1 fade, trimmed with perfect lines. perfect.
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
annoyingly screenshotting this, but only because reposts and comments have been disabled.
this is a magnificent pic. unfortunately all the fun parts are completely fake. bummer.
there are so, so many real obtuse scenes from that night that you don't even have to go digging for, much less make up.
this is a magnificent pic. unfortunately all the fun parts are completely fake. bummer.
there are so, so many real obtuse scenes from that night that you don't even have to go digging for, much less make up.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
annoyingly screenshotting this, but only because reposts and comments have been disabled.
this is a magnificent pic. unfortunately all the fun parts are completely fake. bummer.
there are so, so many real obtuse scenes from that night that you don't even have to go digging for, much less make up.
this is a magnificent pic. unfortunately all the fun parts are completely fake. bummer.
there are so, so many real obtuse scenes from that night that you don't even have to go digging for, much less make up.
someone asked for pet nicknames which let me down a google photos rabbit hole where I found this photo of nemo looking ridiculously handsome. it's a good thing he is, because he is as dumb as a sack of hammers. but in a charming way.
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
someone asked for pet nicknames which let me down a google photos rabbit hole where I found this photo of nemo looking ridiculously handsome. it's a good thing he is, because he is as dumb as a sack of hammers. but in a charming way.
when he's good, he's my handsome good boy. more often he's tit-head.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
when he's good, he's my handsome good boy. more often he's tit-head.
seeing Emo Philips live was a highlight of this decade. unspeakably good.
October 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
seeing Emo Philips live was a highlight of this decade. unspeakably good.
when your bands (Powerman 5000) wikipedia page features a graph like this, you might have a problem.
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
when your bands (Powerman 5000) wikipedia page features a graph like this, you might have a problem.
looks like Mypillow ain't doing so great.
October 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
looks like Mypillow ain't doing so great.
I don't know if it meets either criteria but I just came across this about an hour ago. the first "but give it boobs" example I've stumbled across in the wild. (a facebook recommended reel. no I did not click.)
May 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I don't know if it meets either criteria but I just came across this about an hour ago. the first "but give it boobs" example I've stumbled across in the wild. (a facebook recommended reel. no I did not click.)
thanks, youtube.
April 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
thanks, youtube.
"some jews"
yikes.
yikes.
April 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"some jews"
yikes.
yikes.
he was a union man.
March 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
he was a union man.
big day here on bluesky.
March 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
big day here on bluesky.
it's that time again, bitches.
February 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
it's that time again, bitches.
lol we are so fucked.
February 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
lol we are so fucked.