Wild Gesticulations
@apolicious.bsky.social
he's just like this guy, you know?
I've been forced to ask my family to stop gifting me books. I not only lack the time needed to read the things I actually want to read, I also lack the physical space for books that, in all likelihood, I will not give a shit about. try moving all that shit and get back to me.
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I've been forced to ask my family to stop gifting me books. I not only lack the time needed to read the things I actually want to read, I also lack the physical space for books that, in all likelihood, I will not give a shit about. try moving all that shit and get back to me.
"that Mythbusters show" sir you are talking about my childhood.
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
"that Mythbusters show" sir you are talking about my childhood.
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It’s big boo time
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s big boo time
this was no bit actor, this guy was the real deal. he'd done real work. and he was good! he could've coasted on his reputation for basically forever but, for apparently nothing more than love of the game, he signed on with Coco.
anyway, I'm watching Barney Miller and just... damn. he always slayed
anyway, I'm watching Barney Miller and just... damn. he always slayed
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
this was no bit actor, this guy was the real deal. he'd done real work. and he was good! he could've coasted on his reputation for basically forever but, for apparently nothing more than love of the game, he signed on with Coco.
anyway, I'm watching Barney Miller and just... damn. he always slayed
anyway, I'm watching Barney Miller and just... damn. he always slayed
god, that makes me want to read it even less. I'm just not sure I can handle that much goodness right now, in comparison to all of my things.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
god, that makes me want to read it even less. I'm just not sure I can handle that much goodness right now, in comparison to all of my things.
sure, but [SPOILERS HEREAFTER] she did it with the entire collective experiences of every commercial, military, and test pilot on the planet. add that into the fact that the C-130 was designed for short(er) takeoffs and landings you can suspend your disbelief a minute. prop numbers are irrelevant.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
sure, but [SPOILERS HEREAFTER] she did it with the entire collective experiences of every commercial, military, and test pilot on the planet. add that into the fact that the C-130 was designed for short(er) takeoffs and landings you can suspend your disbelief a minute. prop numbers are irrelevant.
I'm compelled to be romantically drawn to my hairdresser because she successfully executed a 2 to 1 fade, trimmed with perfect lines. perfect.
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I'm compelled to be romantically drawn to my hairdresser because she successfully executed a 2 to 1 fade, trimmed with perfect lines. perfect.
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
so, this is a GPOY. deal.
(and no, I have no idea why portrait mode made it look like I have freckles. I have general drunkie red face but it's not speckled)
"DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR BEING YOURSELF, YOU TWIT."
I know. but my therapist said I should "put myself out there more often."
being said: cashiers aren't a substitute for friends. the (SHOCKINGLY) cute woman who just cut my hair isn't romantically interested. my neighbor just wants me to mow my lawn.
I know. but my therapist said I should "put myself out there more often."
being said: cashiers aren't a substitute for friends. the (SHOCKINGLY) cute woman who just cut my hair isn't romantically interested. my neighbor just wants me to mow my lawn.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR BEING YOURSELF, YOU TWIT."
I know. but my therapist said I should "put myself out there more often."
being said: cashiers aren't a substitute for friends. the (SHOCKINGLY) cute woman who just cut my hair isn't romantically interested. my neighbor just wants me to mow my lawn.
I know. but my therapist said I should "put myself out there more often."
being said: cashiers aren't a substitute for friends. the (SHOCKINGLY) cute woman who just cut my hair isn't romantically interested. my neighbor just wants me to mow my lawn.
when I was a pre-teen I was left alone in a hotel room and decided to peruse the PPV porn. the thumbnails and descriptions really did it. but when I heard my mom and little sister coming back into the room I panicked and hit "purchase" instead of exit. imagine the later dispute at the front desk.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
when I was a pre-teen I was left alone in a hotel room and decided to peruse the PPV porn. the thumbnails and descriptions really did it. but when I heard my mom and little sister coming back into the room I panicked and hit "purchase" instead of exit. imagine the later dispute at the front desk.
they renamed the "best design" award to the "Grant Imahara" award and now I want to cry.
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
they renamed the "best design" award to the "Grant Imahara" award and now I want to cry.