my name is also Bort
@ambassadorbort.bsky.social
No, not that Bort. Another subtler Bort.
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Perhaps we should film a debate between a concentration camp guard and an abandoned toilet over whether CECOT is good. Brought to you by Bank of America.
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Perhaps we should film a debate between a concentration camp guard and an abandoned toilet over whether CECOT is good. Brought to you by Bank of America.
Christmas plans locked in
December 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Christmas plans locked in
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We must operate under the assumption that EVERY redaction is a detailed account of Trump raping children. It's the only reasonable conclusion until he proves otherwise.
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We must operate under the assumption that EVERY redaction is a detailed account of Trump raping children. It's the only reasonable conclusion until he proves otherwise.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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They can redact and play games but it doesn’t change the fact that the President of the United States is a child rapist.
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They can redact and play games but it doesn’t change the fact that the President of the United States is a child rapist.
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its nice when u enjoy ur job
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
its nice when u enjoy ur job
Fuck yeah, brother
Space news is the best. Like, what do you mean there's a runaway supermassive black hole 10 million times bigger than the sun moving through space at 2 million miles per hour www.space.com/astronomy/bl...
James Webb Space Telescope confirms 1st 'runaway' supermassive black hole rocketing through 'Cosmic Owl' galaxies at 2.2 million mph: 'It boggles the mind!'
"The forces that are needed to dislodge such a massive black hole from its home are enormous."
www.space.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Fuck yeah, brother
I don’t understand any part of any words in this thread.
the Rizzler has done more good for polyamorous people than Karl Marx. Full stop.
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I don’t understand any part of any words in this thread.
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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look: say what you will about porno, it's a top 5 thing to jack off to
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
look: say what you will about porno, it's a top 5 thing to jack off to
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if you put an AI Surveillance Camera in my town I'm cutting it down with a battery powered angle grinder. the Milwaukee M18 FUEL system gives me the power i need to remove cop slop from my community futurism.com/future-socie...
Regular People Are Rising Up Against AI Surveillance Cameras
AI surveillance outfit Flock Safety is aggressively expanding its dragnet across the US, but ordinary people aren't impressed.
futurism.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
if you put an AI Surveillance Camera in my town I'm cutting it down with a battery powered angle grinder. the Milwaukee M18 FUEL system gives me the power i need to remove cop slop from my community futurism.com/future-socie...
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The gate says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" but they don't check your pockets or anything
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The gate says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" but they don't check your pockets or anything
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bullying works. keep it up.
"I think that’s one of the things that broke him was being hated by so many people."
Parents of notorious Border Patrol agent blame public backlash for his overdose death
It’s the first time they’ve spoken out since their son’s controversial arrest of a U.S. citizen and his drunken confrontation with police drew intense scrutiny.
lbpost.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
bullying works. keep it up.
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that's right, double down, you hateful piece of shit, even your own supporters hate this, they're just starting to realize that all stick no carrot means they get the stick, too
Trump on Rob Reiner: He was a deranged person… Trump derangement syndrome. I was not a fan. I thought he was very bad for our country.
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
that's right, double down, you hateful piece of shit, even your own supporters hate this, they're just starting to realize that all stick no carrot means they get the stick, too
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giving new coworker a burner phone and whispering teams chat isn't safe
December 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
giving new coworker a burner phone and whispering teams chat isn't safe
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these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
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wasn't expecting the massive response to this.
Thank you, hope you like it.
Thank you, hope you like it.
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
wasn't expecting the massive response to this.
Thank you, hope you like it.
Thank you, hope you like it.
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
This guy is the Chris Cillizza of "no war but class war" morons. A real and true dipshit
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This guy is the Chris Cillizza of "no war but class war" morons. A real and true dipshit
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The people on the pedestrian bridge over the freeway between Minneapolis and Saint Paul this morning had a big sign reading "Starve Bezos"
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The people on the pedestrian bridge over the freeway between Minneapolis and Saint Paul this morning had a big sign reading "Starve Bezos"
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!