Alewyfe | 🎄 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🦌
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chef | farmer | writer | photographer | butcher | baker | doggie treat maker | stardew habitué | itty bitty boats | bikes | beer | old ways for the new world | artful life & adventure | (tiny farm... big mad) | she/her | alewyfe.com
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Noticing another uptick in fake AI slop food accounts on here... Some link to fake "blogs" with untested recipes and AI photos, others just follow-farm or spam food feeds. I drop all of these into a mod list if you want a one-stop block list that I update whenever I find new ones.
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i am reaching the age where i am having old person reactions to supermarket prices and this thought does burst into your mind unbidden at times but let me assure you that home cooking in fact does remain cheaper
Treatler-Stalinism is a real ideology and an actual, tenured crackpot historian (who used to be a quite good historian) is a true believer in it.
We live in some goddamn interesting times.
We live in some goddamn interesting times.
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
i am reaching the age where i am having old person reactions to supermarket prices and this thought does burst into your mind unbidden at times but let me assure you that home cooking in fact does remain cheaper
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“I am doing this because I believe so long as we have a system where people are being prosecuted for petty theft and not for killing someone on the street, in broad daylight on camera, we have a system that is too broken to continue to function."
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Cook County State’s Attorney has “taken no action whatsoever” against feds, new lawsuit alleges
The suit seeks the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate potential unlawful conduct by federal agents in Illinois.
unraveledpress.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
“I am doing this because I believe so long as we have a system where people are being prosecuted for petty theft and not for killing someone on the street, in broad daylight on camera, we have a system that is too broken to continue to function."
unraveledpress.com/cook-county-...
unraveledpress.com/cook-county-...
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this is what it’s like living in my brain
your first draft isn't perfect? what? that's weird. i've never heard of that happening before. maybe you should give up
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
this is what it’s like living in my brain
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“I’m a Minnesota Catholic mom. Here’s what my neighbors are saying about ICE.”
“It is worse than the national media is showing … I’m terrified for our future as a country and terrified for all of our friends and neighbors and colleagues that aren’t white.”
“It is worse than the national media is showing … I’m terrified for our future as a country and terrified for all of our friends and neighbors and colleagues that aren’t white.”
I'm a Minnesota Catholic mom. Here's what my neighbors are saying about ICE.
The best way to understand what life is like in Minnesota right now is to listen to stories from ordinary residents.
www.americamagazine.org
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
“I’m a Minnesota Catholic mom. Here’s what my neighbors are saying about ICE.”
“It is worse than the national media is showing … I’m terrified for our future as a country and terrified for all of our friends and neighbors and colleagues that aren’t white.”
“It is worse than the national media is showing … I’m terrified for our future as a country and terrified for all of our friends and neighbors and colleagues that aren’t white.”
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It is currently 'packs of coyotes walking across the Charles River' cold outside.
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
It is currently 'packs of coyotes walking across the Charles River' cold outside.
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I’m a doctor in a hospital and one of the most difficult tasks I can think of is getting medical appointments for myself
anyone who has ever tried to find a new primary care provider knows exactly how fucking shitty our medical system is. this shit is miserable
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I’m a doctor in a hospital and one of the most difficult tasks I can think of is getting medical appointments for myself
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Listen, I would never suggest that the end of this march be a cold, piranha-filled hole in the street covered and camouflaged by an asphalt-colored tarp, but people get ideas, you know
Maybe throw some bitey eels in there too
I didn't say eels, you said eels
Maybe throw some bitey eels in there too
I didn't say eels, you said eels
SF 'March for Billionaires' planned for Saturday raises eyebrows
SF 'March for Billionaires' planned for Saturday raises eyebrows
SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) -- Whether it's due to Bernie Sanders vilifying them or Elon Musk simply being Elon Musk, billionaires tend to get a bad rap these days. Now a mysterious group has appeared online that apparently wants to push back on that -- or possibly to poke fun at billionaires threatening to leave California [...]
www.kron4.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Listen, I would never suggest that the end of this march be a cold, piranha-filled hole in the street covered and camouflaged by an asphalt-colored tarp, but people get ideas, you know
Maybe throw some bitey eels in there too
I didn't say eels, you said eels
Maybe throw some bitey eels in there too
I didn't say eels, you said eels
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Interrupting church service = bad
Interrupting church feeding the hungry = good
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Interrupting church feeding the hungry = good
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A San Fernando Valley community is outraged and devastated after feds forced their way onto the grounds of a church during a food giveaway and kidnapped a man, Carlos Chavez, who church officials say helps with children’s ministries, an incident they called “terror at a house of God.”
ktla.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Interrupting church service = bad
Interrupting church feeding the hungry = good
bsky.app/profile/tran...
Interrupting church feeding the hungry = good
bsky.app/profile/tran...
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The college at which I'm employed, which has signed a contract with the AI firm that stole books from 131 colleagues & me, paid a student to write an op-ed for the student paper promoting AI, guided the writing of it, and did not disclose this to the paper. www.thedartmouth.com/article/2026...
College approached and paid student to write op-ed in The Dartmouth
The Dartmouth ran the article on Nov. 17 without knowledge that the College had been involved.
www.thedartmouth.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The college at which I'm employed, which has signed a contract with the AI firm that stole books from 131 colleagues & me, paid a student to write an op-ed for the student paper promoting AI, guided the writing of it, and did not disclose this to the paper. www.thedartmouth.com/article/2026...
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"AI may screw up pubs and beer, but pubs and beer may, conversely, interrupt this process of AI-fueled social incapacity. If we can get these poor young people into a pub and put a beer and another person in front of them"
Recent research and analysis reveals the way young adults are using AI to avoid scary social encounters. What effect is this going to have on pubs?
Is AI Going to Screw Up Pubs? (Real Question) — Beervana
Recent research and analysis reveals the way young adults are using AI to avoid scary social encounters. What effect is this going to have on pubs?
www.beervanablog.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
"AI may screw up pubs and beer, but pubs and beer may, conversely, interrupt this process of AI-fueled social incapacity. If we can get these poor young people into a pub and put a beer and another person in front of them"
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“Cooking is a vanity project” is simultaneously everything is gender, everything is class, and everything is content
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
“Cooking is a vanity project” is simultaneously everything is gender, everything is class, and everything is content
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i have a hunch a bunch of these folks think "home cooking" = a rapid-cut montage and not, like, soup
February 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
i have a hunch a bunch of these folks think "home cooking" = a rapid-cut montage and not, like, soup
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is there anyone in the sociology/digital media/platforms space working on the social media effects of extremely over-produced cooking content on what people think of as "home cooking"?
"adam tooze comes out as a treatler"
You bolt awake in the shores of Little St James. You are not online. It is 1997 AD. You are the Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The financial industry must not be deregulated
You bolt awake in the shores of Little St James. You are not online. It is 1997 AD. You are the Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The financial industry must not be deregulated
February 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
is there anyone in the sociology/digital media/platforms space working on the social media effects of extremely over-produced cooking content on what people think of as "home cooking"?
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We were accurate about the stakes, but it wasn't trendy to listen to us
i don’t wanna spend the rest of my life relitigating this stuff but the 2024 election was just an endless pit of people underplaying the stakes, sucks to be here
yeah and they're going to keep doing it because they won control of the state. like the only thing to be happy about now is the prospect that we will win at some point in the future.
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
We were accurate about the stakes, but it wasn't trendy to listen to us
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trundle, trundle, trundle 😍
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February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
trundle, trundle, trundle 😍
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He likes steak because it's expensive and he likes ketchup because he doesn't actually like steak. It's insane!
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
He likes steak because it's expensive and he likes ketchup because he doesn't actually like steak. It's insane!
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i think one of the things that makes trump so remarkable is how he really has no inner life
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
i think one of the things that makes trump so remarkable is how he really has no inner life
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Via instagram comments. the feds teargassed a fucking hospital.
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Via instagram comments. the feds teargassed a fucking hospital.
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
This is who runs this account
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Goddammit I love Tates, now I gotta find another crispy cookie godDAMMIT
A friend recently bought me these Tiny Tates Gluten Free cookies and they're pretty delicious. I googled them to see where I could buy more but instead this popped up.
Gross. Evil.
I'll find another sweet treat.
ny.eater.com/2021/3/12/22...
Gross. Evil.
I'll find another sweet treat.
ny.eater.com/2021/3/12/22...
Tate’s Bake Shop Workers Allegedly Threatened With Deportation Due to Unionization Efforts
Plus, NYC restaurateurs eagerly look forward to next boost of federal aid — and more intel
ny.eater.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Goddammit I love Tates, now I gotta find another crispy cookie godDAMMIT
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
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Bike with a hockey skate for front wheel on a frozen lake in Minnesota.
February 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Bike with a hockey skate for front wheel on a frozen lake in Minnesota.
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In a world of absolutely shitty and disgusting famous people, it's pretty great that Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa are just out here, guys being dudes, loving their dogs and making fun movies and TV, and not being shitty and disgusting
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
In a world of absolutely shitty and disgusting famous people, it's pretty great that Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa are just out here, guys being dudes, loving their dogs and making fun movies and TV, and not being shitty and disgusting
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![Roast Beef: ...and remember when he made headlines by messin' up his taxes so bad that he almost got lethal injection
[Phillipe looks like he understands] Phillipe: Yeah.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vgwy2b3rrcewfdazrkanjbg4/bafkreidzs7bjxzk66zfpsuliey75jxubb37rln5de37knrszoaqleudkau@jpeg)
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Rabbit rabbit
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Rabbit rabbit