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Non fascist marble av guy
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I just want a partner who's a little monk who knows who Isaiah Berlin is, DMs open
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LOT going on here obviously so i will add my own specialist knowledge, which is the penguin classics versions of the odyssey and iliad are terrible prose translations that do not benefit from being read aloud
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Hector is awesome. So bummed when he dies.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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i think he should test this hypothesis by live-streaming himself reading through the Wikipedia page(s) for Tiananmen Square and Uyghurs in China

let's put this theory into praxis

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From the LivestreamFail community on Reddit: Hasan Defends Chinese Security Police Harassing Him for a Meme on His Phone. "America is Worse"
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November 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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American tankie influencer gets interrogated by actual Chinese state police while visiting Tiananmen Square sounds like a comedy sketch and yet it's real lmao

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From the LivestreamFail community on Reddit: Chinese security police harassed Hasan Piker while he was live streaming in Tiananmen Square
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November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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see the difference between Hasan and Beijingers is that Beijingers love their dogs.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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ahahahahhahahahahha
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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We need a modern-day William McGonagall to write gloriously bad but serious doggerel about our nation's saddest moments
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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fun challenge for you: which of the four following statements is antizionist?

1) Zionists killed Christ
2) Zionists own the banks and the media
3) Jewish existence should not be defined solely by its connection to one region
4) Zionists suck the blood of Christian babies in their Talmudic rituals
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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find the actual antizionism!

1) Zionists are using pornography to foster miscegenation and destroy the white race
2) Both political parties are owned by a cabal of perfidious Zionists
3) The Palestinian people's connetion with its homeland is real and valid
4) Hitler was right about Zionists
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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find the actual antizionism!

1) Zionists use a secret vegetable to control the alcohol industry
2) Zionists are culture parasites who create nothing but steal all they own
3) Jewish minority languages are worth fostering and supporting
4) The Zionists are responsible for all the wars in the world
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Whether any Star Wars is good is, on a micro level, determined by how old one was when one watched it and, on a much Truer macro level, how much lightsaber screen time there is lol You’re right, Phantom Menace and Jar Jar fuckin rule
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Mother of God. It’s here. The most Bluesky sentence of all time. We finally did it.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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You chose to wake up and stick your face neck deep in the internet while dealing with big emotions & trying to armchair quarterback the world. You're doing great sweetie keep going
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Awful as it was DADT was an improvement.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Ancient Aliens believers are out here doing Monophysitism, now we're cooking with gas
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Positioning Zionism as a Special Corrupting Outside Force on the American body politic — rather than a bog-standard (if unusually successful!) ethnonationalist lobby — is an antisemitic argument. And as a non-zionist Jew I am not going to run cover for it
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This used to happen within days. While the perp was in the process of being executed people would sell their shitty songs about the murder in the crowd under the scaffold
You ever think about how there was only 1 to 2 months between the actual wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and Gordon Lightfoot recording his song.

And how weird and slightly deranged it would be if someone had dropped a banger about a contemporary disaster on its heels.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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> One study by a Brown University archaeology student suggests that the bridge has functioned as a center of athletic initiation, punk counterculture gathering, and even suicide since 1976

Won't somebody think of the football hazing, the punks, and the suicidal???
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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look Homer was just a very prescient author
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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they didn't have angling (with fake insects) either; the point of Logue is that he takes Homeric metaphors - in this case Patroclus spearing a man like a fisherman hooks a fish onto land - and reworks them into the idioms of modernity, especially modern war.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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adam McKay is gonna be the Green Party candidate in 2028 and all the lefties are gonna go libertarian the same year
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM