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That would certainly be very newsworthy
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’ll add: it might make you feel good to post it, but it’s also indicative of you being lazy in a bad way

It’s not clever, it’s lazy

It’s also a colossal waste of energy

So fucking cringe in the worst way
*sigh* I'll say it again: your A.I. generated ResistLib slopaganda doesn't have the effect on your target audience that you hope for. It doesn't make me dislike the President any more than I already do. It does make me think you are an unreliable source of credible opinion or information.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The jokes are indeed good
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".

Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I think one reason Epstein wasn't a big part of Qanon's focus was because a lot of these guys consider teenage girls to be fair game.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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The moral of the story is this: men, women aren't listened to. So it's up to YOU to use your privilege and stand up against the perves. Silent solidarity means jack shit.
And ffs, don't ring girls up and wank down the phone to them.
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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yo mamma’s kerning so bad, all her hyperlinks say “dick here”
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Barbarossa was a success until the day it wasn't.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Last week was an absolute blast. Next one? EVEN BETTER

R.O.T.T. -S.O.P. SAT
multiplayer stupidity with chums SUN
R.O.T.T - S.O.P. & RETRO closer for monday!

things are def subject to change because i like lying.

I GOD DAMN BETTER SEE U THEN
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
But it’s ACA that’s evil, sure

The GOP can blow me
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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what? a schedule?
yeah maybe its too late to start doin this thing but these bumpers are fun to make and good practice.

these have been the days i p much only stream anyway.

lookin forward to ROTT!
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Secret police-ass bullshit
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Sorry but I think the theme is here. (Also let it be known Issaquah is an affluent suburb of Seattle… far from “shithole” status.)
Issaquah on edge after ICE arrest outside preschool
A series of immigration arrests has shaken an Issaquah preschool community over the past week. The arrests have also had a ripple effect throughout the city’s education system.
www.kuow.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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We get ever closer to the pendejomander
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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TRANS RIGHTS ARE A WINNING POLITICAL ISSUE

Every single centrist claiming we must all compromise our bodily autonomy for their personal comfort is a traitor to American democracy & rational human decency.

They have no place in a modern Democratic Party, toss them out. Total liberation for all.
estibass.com esti @estibass.com · Jun 25
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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@governor.ca.gov Governor Newsom, given the abject failure of GOP transphobia tonight to get them absolutely any success whatsoever with voters, will you be reconsidering your policy of throwing transgender Californians under the bus to further your political ambitions?
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
And it’s only gotten worse! This is from 2008!

Higher-resolution pdf here reason.org/wp-content/u...
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Am hearing now that on his deathbed, Dick Cheney unhesitatingly recited the shahada and embraced the light of Islam. Even now, he looks down upon the faithful from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Muhammad is his prophet!
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I’ve continually used my voice and platform to educate the public and speak out against President Donald Trump’s threats to the American people, and I will continue to do so, because it is the right thing to do.

Read my full article on Substack here: open.substack.com/pub/dylantho...
I won't sit on the sidelines
Two Soldiers stood up to fascism. I was one of them.
open.substack.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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that is 100 percent a shorts and adidas slides in the snow kid
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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In this house we let the cats choose their own costumes and surprise us
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Drug traffickers aren’t terrorist organizations. They pursue money, not political change, and there’s no terrorist attacks to respond to or prevent.

When fighting nonstate orgs, killing low level operatives serves little purpose.

The boat strikes are illegal, immoral, and bad strategy all at once.
Trump admin claims that its premeditated killings at sea aren't flat out murder because US is supposedly in an armed conflict (false).

But its reported daisy-chain targeting is not focused on lawful targets, ie combatants or those DPHing.

If war, then war crimes.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/u...
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM