jordie3000
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That would certainly be very newsworthy
You know, I thought I had a rough day, but it’s nice knowing the President is clearly still having a rougher one
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You know, I thought I had a rough day, but it’s nice knowing the President is clearly still having a rougher one
Seriously that’s a lot of words for “after an extensive investigation the FBI has concluded Crooks worked alone”
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Seriously that’s a lot of words for “after an extensive investigation the FBI has concluded Crooks worked alone”
I think I liked it better when tweets were two sentences if you were nice and concise, this shit could’ve been a LiveJournal
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I think I liked it better when tweets were two sentences if you were nice and concise, this shit could’ve been a LiveJournal
I’m not a lawyer with access to discovery so no, but a man who’s been documented walking in on that many young women and girls at pageants, and has commented more than once about his own daughter (who was underage at some of that time) cannot statistically be far away from misconduct
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m not a lawyer with access to discovery so no, but a man who’s been documented walking in on that many young women and girls at pageants, and has commented more than once about his own daughter (who was underage at some of that time) cannot statistically be far away from misconduct
Ngl flossing is great, it’s like treasure-hunting in your own face
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ngl flossing is great, it’s like treasure-hunting in your own face
He was pretty mad about that real estate thing iirc but also I have a feeling he might’ve looked forward to having hella dirt on a sitting president when he himself was having legal troubles (again)
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He was pretty mad about that real estate thing iirc but also I have a feeling he might’ve looked forward to having hella dirt on a sitting president when he himself was having legal troubles (again)
Oh honey, get a suit that fits, that tie gap is doing you no favors
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oh honey, get a suit that fits, that tie gap is doing you no favors
Definitely hated Trump, but there’s more than one way to do a statutory rape
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Definitely hated Trump, but there’s more than one way to do a statutory rape
Maybe he was less shitty back then?
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Maybe he was less shitty back then?
Oh thank goodness someone else did it, I kept meaning to but to paraphrase Prince Humperdink lately it’s been work work work all the time
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh thank goodness someone else did it, I kept meaning to but to paraphrase Prince Humperdink lately it’s been work work work all the time
It was also a time when CHWM voices started declining as the only ones being heard. They’re not the masters of the universe anymore and boy howdy are they mad about it
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It was also a time when CHWM voices started declining as the only ones being heard. They’re not the masters of the universe anymore and boy howdy are they mad about it
So he’s gonna have his next birthday at a Chevy’s?
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So he’s gonna have his next birthday at a Chevy’s?
Looks like someone just hit “alphabetize A-Z” and then “publish”
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Looks like someone just hit “alphabetize A-Z” and then “publish”
You could argue Fetterman’s a manlier man (according to some definitions) and so Trump would be sucking up to him, trying to get his approval in some way. It’s kind of like how when Putin shows up Trump goes all “look at my toys, do you like them?”
Bribery + “please show me love”
Bribery + “please show me love”
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You could argue Fetterman’s a manlier man (according to some definitions) and so Trump would be sucking up to him, trying to get his approval in some way. It’s kind of like how when Putin shows up Trump goes all “look at my toys, do you like them?”
Bribery + “please show me love”
Bribery + “please show me love”
I do appreciate how Aaron’s videos do have captions
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I do appreciate how Aaron’s videos do have captions
I mean yes a thorough document review is good when you’re studying things but also in the face of an overwhelming preponderance of evidence the only questions you should have are details not relevant to the question at hand
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I mean yes a thorough document review is good when you’re studying things but also in the face of an overwhelming preponderance of evidence the only questions you should have are details not relevant to the question at hand
Metaphorically, dude hasn’t been showing much ability to kick beyond shuffling lately
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Metaphorically, dude hasn’t been showing much ability to kick beyond shuffling lately