Turmut Hoer
@4u5t0.bsky.social
Now zum deloights in 'aymakin' an' zum they vancies mow-w-w-win', but of all the jobs as Oi loik best gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'
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Turmut Hoer
@4u5t0.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Little known: Gilbert & Sullivan reviewed baked goods in southwest Cornwall. They found the following prices:
Newlyn: steak & kidney thruppence, chicken tuppence ha'penny
Mousehole: both 3d
Paul: s&k 2½d, chicken 2d
Gulval: both 2½d
Heamoor: s&k 2d, chicken 3d
Those were the pie rates of Penzance.
Newlyn: steak & kidney thruppence, chicken tuppence ha'penny
Mousehole: both 3d
Paul: s&k 2½d, chicken 2d
Gulval: both 2½d
Heamoor: s&k 2d, chicken 3d
Those were the pie rates of Penzance.
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WE DID IT!!! Thank you so so so much, from me and the kitties whose lives you've just changed.
And here's your reward... Our newest Merry Moggy, HAMHAM!
And here's your reward... Our newest Merry Moggy, HAMHAM!
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
WE DID IT!!! Thank you so so so much, from me and the kitties whose lives you've just changed.
And here's your reward... Our newest Merry Moggy, HAMHAM!
And here's your reward... Our newest Merry Moggy, HAMHAM!
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Can we talk about the software industry's weird refusal to use the word "no"?
DELETE EVERY FILE YOU'VE EVER CREATED? "YES / NOT NOW"
DO YOU WANT US TO SEND RUDE EMAILS TO YOUR MUM? "YES / MAYBE LATER"
THERE'S A MAN BEHIND YOU WITH A RED-HOT POKER "GOT IT"
DELETE EVERY FILE YOU'VE EVER CREATED? "YES / NOT NOW"
DO YOU WANT US TO SEND RUDE EMAILS TO YOUR MUM? "YES / MAYBE LATER"
THERE'S A MAN BEHIND YOU WITH A RED-HOT POKER "GOT IT"
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Can we talk about the software industry's weird refusal to use the word "no"?
DELETE EVERY FILE YOU'VE EVER CREATED? "YES / NOT NOW"
DO YOU WANT US TO SEND RUDE EMAILS TO YOUR MUM? "YES / MAYBE LATER"
THERE'S A MAN BEHIND YOU WITH A RED-HOT POKER "GOT IT"
DELETE EVERY FILE YOU'VE EVER CREATED? "YES / NOT NOW"
DO YOU WANT US TO SEND RUDE EMAILS TO YOUR MUM? "YES / MAYBE LATER"
THERE'S A MAN BEHIND YOU WITH A RED-HOT POKER "GOT IT"
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I’ve had this curséd image in my head for over a week so now I’m making it everybody’s problem
February 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I’ve had this curséd image in my head for over a week so now I’m making it everybody’s problem
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Daily bunny no.3220 always sticks the landing
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Daily bunny no.3220 always sticks the landing
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
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A #Roman glass bowl in cobalt blue with white irregular swirls; it was made about 2000 years ago, probably in Italy, but ended up in a C1st AD grave in Roman Britain
#AncientBlueSky #Archaeology #RomanArchaeology #AncientRome
#AncientBlueSky #Archaeology #RomanArchaeology #AncientRome
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
A #Roman glass bowl in cobalt blue with white irregular swirls; it was made about 2000 years ago, probably in Italy, but ended up in a C1st AD grave in Roman Britain
#AncientBlueSky #Archaeology #RomanArchaeology #AncientRome
#AncientBlueSky #Archaeology #RomanArchaeology #AncientRome
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rules for watching Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (1979)
- try to guess the age of everyone in screen
- shout “78!” or similar
- look cast up on IMDb
- discover they are all younger than you are now
- try to guess the age of everyone in screen
- shout “78!” or similar
- look cast up on IMDb
- discover they are all younger than you are now
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
rules for watching Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (1979)
- try to guess the age of everyone in screen
- shout “78!” or similar
- look cast up on IMDb
- discover they are all younger than you are now
- try to guess the age of everyone in screen
- shout “78!” or similar
- look cast up on IMDb
- discover they are all younger than you are now
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A repository of legal documents called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deeds
A map of a West Yorkshire city called Maslow's Hierarchy of Leeds.
A studbook called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Steeds.
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
A repository of legal documents called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deeds
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discovering a new critter every day
hi splinter the paca 💕
hi splinter the paca 💕
August 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
discovering a new critter every day
hi splinter the paca 💕
hi splinter the paca 💕
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A woodwind shop. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
A woodwind shop. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds
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A crafting supply shop called Maslows Hierarchy of Beads
A map of a West Yorkshire city called Maslow's Hierarchy of Leeds.
A studbook called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Steeds.
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
A crafting supply shop called Maslows Hierarchy of Beads
A map of a West Yorkshire city called Maslow's Hierarchy of Leeds.
A studbook called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Steeds.
An emergency room triage poster called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Bleeds.
February 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
A map of a West Yorkshire city called Maslow's Hierarchy of Leeds.
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Slow motion firing a 17th Century matchlock musket! It's such an incredible sight to see the process slowed right down...
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Slow motion firing a 17th Century matchlock musket! It's such an incredible sight to see the process slowed right down...
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You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
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Happy 4th birthday to this stupid thing I was compelled to create!
LONGOOSE FACTS:
- Neck
- The idea came from a typo
- The music is a loop from Bandlab
- It has over 3 million views on TikTok!
- Those views translated directly into £0 and 500+ NFT bros hassling me 24/7 for a YEAR!
- HONK
LONGOOSE FACTS:
- Neck
- The idea came from a typo
- The music is a loop from Bandlab
- It has over 3 million views on TikTok!
- Those views translated directly into £0 and 500+ NFT bros hassling me 24/7 for a YEAR!
- HONK
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Happy 4th birthday to this stupid thing I was compelled to create!
LONGOOSE FACTS:
- Neck
- The idea came from a typo
- The music is a loop from Bandlab
- It has over 3 million views on TikTok!
- Those views translated directly into £0 and 500+ NFT bros hassling me 24/7 for a YEAR!
- HONK
LONGOOSE FACTS:
- Neck
- The idea came from a typo
- The music is a loop from Bandlab
- It has over 3 million views on TikTok!
- Those views translated directly into £0 and 500+ NFT bros hassling me 24/7 for a YEAR!
- HONK
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If you smell smörgås, phone the smörgåsbord.
October 12, 2023 at 5:52 PM
If you smell smörgås, phone the smörgåsbord.
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in the nato alphabet her name is charli xray charlie xray
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 AM
in the nato alphabet her name is charli xray charlie xray
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🌟 NEW VIDEO - OUT NOW 🌟
" The Horrible Truth About Stonehenge... "
A sequel to a video I made a year ago, listing off many reasons not to romanticise prehistoric sites. Not specifically about Stonehenge.
And no, they didn't sleep with them like 'that'. GROW UP...
Link: youtu.be/L7FqBZpjkYg
" The Horrible Truth About Stonehenge... "
A sequel to a video I made a year ago, listing off many reasons not to romanticise prehistoric sites. Not specifically about Stonehenge.
And no, they didn't sleep with them like 'that'. GROW UP...
Link: youtu.be/L7FqBZpjkYg
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February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
🌟 NEW VIDEO - OUT NOW 🌟
" The Horrible Truth About Stonehenge... "
A sequel to a video I made a year ago, listing off many reasons not to romanticise prehistoric sites. Not specifically about Stonehenge.
And no, they didn't sleep with them like 'that'. GROW UP...
Link: youtu.be/L7FqBZpjkYg
" The Horrible Truth About Stonehenge... "
A sequel to a video I made a year ago, listing off many reasons not to romanticise prehistoric sites. Not specifically about Stonehenge.
And no, they didn't sleep with them like 'that'. GROW UP...
Link: youtu.be/L7FqBZpjkYg
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Yeah, feels like it, doesn't it?
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Yeah, feels like it, doesn't it?
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February 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
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For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker