Turmut Hoer
@4u5t0.bsky.social
Now zum deloights in 'aymakin' an' zum they vancies mow-w-w-win', but of all the jobs as Oi loik best gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'
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Turmut Hoer
@4u5t0.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Little known: Gilbert & Sullivan reviewed baked goods in southwest Cornwall. They found the following prices:
Newlyn: steak & kidney thruppence, chicken tuppence ha'penny
Mousehole: both 3d
Paul: s&k 2½d, chicken 2d
Gulval: both 2½d
Heamoor: s&k 2d, chicken 3d
Those were the pie rates of Penzance.
Newlyn: steak & kidney thruppence, chicken tuppence ha'penny
Mousehole: both 3d
Paul: s&k 2½d, chicken 2d
Gulval: both 2½d
Heamoor: s&k 2d, chicken 3d
Those were the pie rates of Penzance.
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If there's something strange.
In your neighborhood.
In your neighborhood.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If there's something strange.
In your neighborhood.
In your neighborhood.
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Day 319 of #365DaysOfSmiles
Always show up! It's the only way to get a treat
Always show up! It's the only way to get a treat
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Day 319 of #365DaysOfSmiles
Always show up! It's the only way to get a treat
Always show up! It's the only way to get a treat
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November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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All this #SnailPosting reminded me of the time I gathered up all the empty shells in the garden and did this... 🤷♂️🐌
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All this #SnailPosting reminded me of the time I gathered up all the empty shells in the garden and did this... 🤷♂️🐌
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: "I have nothing to offer but blood, sweat, gravy, and egg."
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: "I have nothing to offer but blood, sweat, gravy, and egg."
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I still think about this tweet.
![[screenshot of a tweet by twitter user @C_Zinkiev. text of tweet follows]
"Went on a date with a guy I really like. I dressed nice, did myhair, ggave him an extensvie 30 minute lecture on coelacanths, yet I haven't heard from him 🤔 the only thing I can think of is perhaps I did not provide enough information about coelacanths?? Fish people pls advise"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7soh2zyx7vqj37ngempaec4d/bafkreiafxfntj3c2wadbmdt36vatmhjtwbwf3b74y3irqmrnlx7mbpbtqy@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I still think about this tweet.
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More horn sections. This time a full big band section (alto, alto, tenor, tenor, baritone) doing a sort of R&B 9/8 thing. Very thrown together today, but fun to arrange.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
More horn sections. This time a full big band section (alto, alto, tenor, tenor, baritone) doing a sort of R&B 9/8 thing. Very thrown together today, but fun to arrange.
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The room is
almost all
elephant.
Almost none
of it isn’t.
Pretty much
solid elephant.
So there’s no
room to talk
about it.
-Kay Ryan, “The Elephant in the Room”
#everynightapoem
almost all
elephant.
Almost none
of it isn’t.
Pretty much
solid elephant.
So there’s no
room to talk
about it.
-Kay Ryan, “The Elephant in the Room”
#everynightapoem
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The room is
almost all
elephant.
Almost none
of it isn’t.
Pretty much
solid elephant.
So there’s no
room to talk
about it.
-Kay Ryan, “The Elephant in the Room”
#everynightapoem
almost all
elephant.
Almost none
of it isn’t.
Pretty much
solid elephant.
So there’s no
room to talk
about it.
-Kay Ryan, “The Elephant in the Room”
#everynightapoem
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Have you heard Bill Bailey’s affectionate Portishead pisstake ? youtu.be/0R7OVnTyUvM?...
Bill Bailey - Zippedee Do Dah - Part Troll
YouTube video by billbailey
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Have you heard Bill Bailey’s affectionate Portishead pisstake ? youtu.be/0R7OVnTyUvM?...
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Happy Monster says 'Hi!'
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Happy Monster says 'Hi!'
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Meet Charles Hodges (left) and David Peacock (right).
Meet Hall and Oates, the moobs formerly known as Tango and Cash
You name your boobs after your favourite music duo! What are the names of your boobs?🤔😁
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Meet Charles Hodges (left) and David Peacock (right).
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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Release the EpiPen files!
[indistinct noises]
No, seriously, that fucken bee is gonna kill me.
[indistinct noises]
No, seriously, that fucken bee is gonna kill me.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Release the EpiPen files!
[indistinct noises]
No, seriously, that fucken bee is gonna kill me.
[indistinct noises]
No, seriously, that fucken bee is gonna kill me.
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Apollo 13: Houston we have a problem
NASA Management: That's not how we speak in this office
Apollo 13: Sorry, Houston we have an opportunity to succeed
NASA Management: That's not how we speak in this office
Apollo 13: Sorry, Houston we have an opportunity to succeed
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Apollo 13: Houston we have a problem
NASA Management: That's not how we speak in this office
Apollo 13: Sorry, Houston we have an opportunity to succeed
NASA Management: That's not how we speak in this office
Apollo 13: Sorry, Houston we have an opportunity to succeed
Age yourself with gaming.
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
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and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park