Turmut Hoer
@4u5t0.bsky.social
Now zum deloights in 'aymakin' an' zum they vancies mow-w-w-win', but of all the jobs as Oi loik best gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'
Happy Monster says 'Hi!'
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Happy Monster says 'Hi!'
Age yourself with gaming.
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
"Au revoir...
Nice to see you."
Nice to see you."
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"Au revoir...
Nice to see you."
Nice to see you."
I've been searching all over for someone like you!
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I've been searching all over for someone like you!
It's giving "Grauniad ⭐⭐ review" levels of cope.
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It's giving "Grauniad ⭐⭐ review" levels of cope.
No, your orange cat sounds like an AEC 220 diesel engine on a cold morning.
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
No, your orange cat sounds like an AEC 220 diesel engine on a cold morning.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
tfw when you wear glasses with heavy dark frames.
I would get a NOT A PERVERT GLASSES GUY tee printed, but I gather that sort of thing poses more questions than it answers.
I would get a NOT A PERVERT GLASSES GUY tee printed, but I gather that sort of thing poses more questions than it answers.
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
tfw when you wear glasses with heavy dark frames.
I would get a NOT A PERVERT GLASSES GUY tee printed, but I gather that sort of thing poses more questions than it answers.
I would get a NOT A PERVERT GLASSES GUY tee printed, but I gather that sort of thing poses more questions than it answers.
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Seriously the tram extension works continued quite long into the night. Very threatening.
October 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Seriously the tram extension works continued quite long into the night. Very threatening.
Actually, the problems extend beyond the typesetting:
October 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Actually, the problems extend beyond the typesetting:
Seeing as @yakhunt.net got some ribbing about the sausage/mash ratio in a photo of his dinner, thought I'd stick my neck out. Forgetting that I drown it in gravy to the extent that the mash is obscured. (Also steamed my lens up.)
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Seeing as @yakhunt.net got some ribbing about the sausage/mash ratio in a photo of his dinner, thought I'd stick my neck out. Forgetting that I drown it in gravy to the extent that the mash is obscured. (Also steamed my lens up.)
I liked Inside by Stiltskin
October 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I liked Inside by Stiltskin
To the Elysian Fields (Citroën Edition) "Chugger III".
Didn't quite make it to 25 years of age, gave me eight years of mostly trouble-free motoring, left carrying its shield not on it.
Present for some of my more momentous life events.
Didn't quite make it to 25 years of age, gave me eight years of mostly trouble-free motoring, left carrying its shield not on it.
Present for some of my more momentous life events.
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
To the Elysian Fields (Citroën Edition) "Chugger III".
Didn't quite make it to 25 years of age, gave me eight years of mostly trouble-free motoring, left carrying its shield not on it.
Present for some of my more momentous life events.
Didn't quite make it to 25 years of age, gave me eight years of mostly trouble-free motoring, left carrying its shield not on it.
Present for some of my more momentous life events.