Even Steven Toast would say no to this gig. Liam, mate, it's not just a voiceover gig. It's not like saying "soft, strong and very very long" for Andrex when you actually prefer Dixcel.
UPDATE: Neeson’s publicist provided a post-publication comment that we have added to the story.
“He did not shape the film’s editorial content, and any questions about its claims or messaging should be directed to the producers.”
“He did not shape the film’s editorial content, and any questions about its claims or messaging should be directed to the producers.”
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Even Steven Toast would say no to this gig. Liam, mate, it's not just a voiceover gig. It's not like saying "soft, strong and very very long" for Andrex when you actually prefer Dixcel.
My peers at the time said andrex is more goth than me. The toilet paper brand with golden retriever puppies.
Okay, it was this one asshole from a wargaming club but I've always been quick to bounce back from dour moods and have an irrepressible high energy about myself.
Okay, it was this one asshole from a wargaming club but I've always been quick to bounce back from dour moods and have an irrepressible high energy about myself.
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My peers at the time said andrex is more goth than me. The toilet paper brand with golden retriever puppies.
Okay, it was this one asshole from a wargaming club but I've always been quick to bounce back from dour moods and have an irrepressible high energy about myself.
Okay, it was this one asshole from a wargaming club but I've always been quick to bounce back from dour moods and have an irrepressible high energy about myself.
You can see why K-tel Nige and Ronco Rick value this man so highly, Sir M. He lends natural magnetism where Chimp Gullis and Dame Andrex offer showbiz charm and Danny K and Nodame Dorries bring haemorrhoidal appeal.
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
You can see why K-tel Nige and Ronco Rick value this man so highly, Sir M. He lends natural magnetism where Chimp Gullis and Dame Andrex offer showbiz charm and Danny K and Nodame Dorries bring haemorrhoidal appeal.
I go out of my way to buy recycled toilet roll but it’s hard to find in many supermarkets. Andrex puppies have a large monopoly.
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I go out of my way to buy recycled toilet roll but it’s hard to find in many supermarkets. Andrex puppies have a large monopoly.
Big news at the doctor’s surgery - they now issue wide, shallow pots for collecting your stool sample which you then ‘decant’ into the narrow sample tube before handing in. This makes my usual method of ‘Andrex hammock’ redundant.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Big news at the doctor’s surgery - they now issue wide, shallow pots for collecting your stool sample which you then ‘decant’ into the narrow sample tube before handing in. This makes my usual method of ‘Andrex hammock’ redundant.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
Nov 1972: Groceries ad from Mace
(+Blue Label Tea; Lucozade; Instant Coffee; Andrex Toilet Rolls; Zip Firelighters; and Heinz Baked Beans)
«"Will I grow up to be a big price at Mace, Dad?" "No chance, Son."»
(+Blue Label Tea; Lucozade; Instant Coffee; Andrex Toilet Rolls; Zip Firelighters; and Heinz Baked Beans)
«"Will I grow up to be a big price at Mace, Dad?" "No chance, Son."»
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Nov 1972: Groceries ad from Mace
(+Blue Label Tea; Lucozade; Instant Coffee; Andrex Toilet Rolls; Zip Firelighters; and Heinz Baked Beans)
«"Will I grow up to be a big price at Mace, Dad?" "No chance, Son."»
(+Blue Label Tea; Lucozade; Instant Coffee; Andrex Toilet Rolls; Zip Firelighters; and Heinz Baked Beans)
«"Will I grow up to be a big price at Mace, Dad?" "No chance, Son."»
Ostensibly, this very very very (look, longer than a roll of Andrex) adjournment is to discuss the Just 2% Rates Rise For Some SMEs amendment.
But a cynic (me) would say that
1. Most councillors didn't read the budget beforehand
2. The ruling groups didn't discuss figures...
But a cynic (me) would say that
1. Most councillors didn't read the budget beforehand
2. The ruling groups didn't discuss figures...
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ostensibly, this very very very (look, longer than a roll of Andrex) adjournment is to discuss the Just 2% Rates Rise For Some SMEs amendment.
But a cynic (me) would say that
1. Most councillors didn't read the budget beforehand
2. The ruling groups didn't discuss figures...
But a cynic (me) would say that
1. Most councillors didn't read the budget beforehand
2. The ruling groups didn't discuss figures...
I was intrigued by watermelon scented Andrex wipes so I bought a packet. Apparently it will leave you feeling fresh & fruity 🍉 🍉
I've never had a watermelon arse before so this should be interesting 🤔
I've never had a watermelon arse before so this should be interesting 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I was intrigued by watermelon scented Andrex wipes so I bought a packet. Apparently it will leave you feeling fresh & fruity 🍉 🍉
I've never had a watermelon arse before so this should be interesting 🤔
I've never had a watermelon arse before so this should be interesting 🤔
The headline made me think it was doing a weird metaphor with the Andrex Puppy at first, until i read further www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
A puppy and unlimited toilet paper? Legal experts say Ghislaine Maxwell’s alleged prison life is uncommon
Maxwell is serving a 20-year sentence for her role in Jeffrey Epstein’s sex-trafficking of teen girls – and her treatment is prompting speculation
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The headline made me think it was doing a weird metaphor with the Andrex Puppy at first, until i read further www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I don’t have one, but he did have an Andrex puppy moment
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don’t have one, but he did have an Andrex puppy moment
Andrex Dufresne.
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Living It Up With Unlimited Toilet Paper
What we know about the special privileges Epstein’s accomplice is reportedly receiving at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
nymag.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Andrex Dufresne.
Exhibit A: Look at the patent for the toilet roll holder.
Exhibit B: Look at any patterned / printed paper such as Andrex 'puppies on a roll.'
Exhibit B: Look at any patterned / printed paper such as Andrex 'puppies on a roll.'
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Exhibit A: Look at the patent for the toilet roll holder.
Exhibit B: Look at any patterned / printed paper such as Andrex 'puppies on a roll.'
Exhibit B: Look at any patterned / printed paper such as Andrex 'puppies on a roll.'
Scottish but close enough. I had a goth phase during my teens, and my sweet old grandmother (still with us) bought be a 'Huggably Gothic' shirt with some cute black cats on it.
I wore it to a wargaming group where my opponent locked eyes: "Andrex is more goth than you." I lost the match.
I wore it to a wargaming group where my opponent locked eyes: "Andrex is more goth than you." I lost the match.
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Scottish but close enough. I had a goth phase during my teens, and my sweet old grandmother (still with us) bought be a 'Huggably Gothic' shirt with some cute black cats on it.
I wore it to a wargaming group where my opponent locked eyes: "Andrex is more goth than you." I lost the match.
I wore it to a wargaming group where my opponent locked eyes: "Andrex is more goth than you." I lost the match.
So, if you need me, I'll be spending the next hour walking around with half a roll of Andrex stuck to my head like a fascinator.
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
So, if you need me, I'll be spending the next hour walking around with half a roll of Andrex stuck to my head like a fascinator.
I won a voucher on the Asda Rewards app last week. Used it this morning and got all of this, plus 5 bananas and a 24 pack of Andrex loo rolls for £15.37
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I won a voucher on the Asda Rewards app last week. Used it this morning and got all of this, plus 5 bananas and a 24 pack of Andrex loo rolls for £15.37
The Andrex puppy has changed….
My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)
October 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The Andrex puppy has changed….
Wish Sarah Pochin could concentrate on the serious matter of the Andrex ad.
A boy interrupting an exam to go for a shit isn't a hero, he's a nuisance.
Furthermore, it's worrying that the invigilators let him bring a full roll of toilet paper into the exam.
A boy interrupting an exam to go for a shit isn't a hero, he's a nuisance.
Furthermore, it's worrying that the invigilators let him bring a full roll of toilet paper into the exam.
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Wish Sarah Pochin could concentrate on the serious matter of the Andrex ad.
A boy interrupting an exam to go for a shit isn't a hero, he's a nuisance.
Furthermore, it's worrying that the invigilators let him bring a full roll of toilet paper into the exam.
A boy interrupting an exam to go for a shit isn't a hero, he's a nuisance.
Furthermore, it's worrying that the invigilators let him bring a full roll of toilet paper into the exam.
Bought Andrex loo roll for the first time in years, instead of Aldi's own, and OHMYGOD the difference.
I swear I heard my bum gently say thank you.
I swear I heard my bum gently say thank you.
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Bought Andrex loo roll for the first time in years, instead of Aldi's own, and OHMYGOD the difference.
I swear I heard my bum gently say thank you.
I swear I heard my bum gently say thank you.
Baloo bumped into the Andrex puppy on his recent visit to the supermarket 🛒🐾
There are lots of potential distractions in supermarkets, such as tasty items on shelves, trolleys and a large number of people, and Baloo was a superstar and kept his focus in the busy shop 🐶
There are lots of potential distractions in supermarkets, such as tasty items on shelves, trolleys and a large number of people, and Baloo was a superstar and kept his focus in the busy shop 🐶
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Baloo bumped into the Andrex puppy on his recent visit to the supermarket 🛒🐾
There are lots of potential distractions in supermarkets, such as tasty items on shelves, trolleys and a large number of people, and Baloo was a superstar and kept his focus in the busy shop 🐶
There are lots of potential distractions in supermarkets, such as tasty items on shelves, trolleys and a large number of people, and Baloo was a superstar and kept his focus in the busy shop 🐶
To make your bathroom smell of something other than fresh air.
Double check but it's not even the paper that they put the smell on, but the cardboard inner. Out of curiosity I had a look to see what UK supermarkets are selling - it seems to be quite popular with Andrex...👇
Double check but it's not even the paper that they put the smell on, but the cardboard inner. Out of curiosity I had a look to see what UK supermarkets are selling - it seems to be quite popular with Andrex...👇
October 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
To make your bathroom smell of something other than fresh air.
Double check but it's not even the paper that they put the smell on, but the cardboard inner. Out of curiosity I had a look to see what UK supermarkets are selling - it seems to be quite popular with Andrex...👇
Double check but it's not even the paper that they put the smell on, but the cardboard inner. Out of curiosity I had a look to see what UK supermarkets are selling - it seems to be quite popular with Andrex...👇
I knew someone who was able to shop at the UN commissary in Vienna whose loo had one wall lined floor to ceiling with Andrex toilet paper.
April 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I knew someone who was able to shop at the UN commissary in Vienna whose loo had one wall lined floor to ceiling with Andrex toilet paper.
Mis oc's AndreX y Kalista ser como jajajaja
November 10, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Mis oc's AndreX y Kalista ser como jajajaja
He's channeling his inner Andrex puppy. 🥰
November 17, 2024 at 12:15 PM
He's channeling his inner Andrex puppy. 🥰
If you are stocked with Andrex wipes in your bathroom you are an elite LGBT 💫
January 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If you are stocked with Andrex wipes in your bathroom you are an elite LGBT 💫
When you wake up to find that the robot vacuum thinks he's the Andrex puppy...
April 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
When you wake up to find that the robot vacuum thinks he's the Andrex puppy...