sqquelch
@sqquelch.bsky.social
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To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways
Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now
Country music fan
To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways
Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now
Country music fan
Duct tape is like the Force in Star Wars:
It has a light side.
it has a dark side.
It keeps the universe together.
It has a light side.
it has a dark side.
It keeps the universe together.
January 22, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Duct tape is like the Force in Star Wars:
It has a light side.
it has a dark side.
It keeps the universe together.
It has a light side.
it has a dark side.
It keeps the universe together.
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🔴‘Trump Has Already Rigged the 2028 Presidential Election’: US Defence Insider
Regardless of how people vote, the chances of a Democrat Government coming to power in 2029 is now virtually nil, argues @brynntannehill.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
Regardless of how people vote, the chances of a Democrat Government coming to power in 2029 is now virtually nil, argues @brynntannehill.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
'Trump Has Already Rigged the 2028 Presidential Election': US Defence Insider
Regardless of how people vote, the chances of a Democrat Government coming to power in 2029 is now virtually nil, argues Brynn Tannehill
bylinetimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:16 AM
🔴‘Trump Has Already Rigged the 2028 Presidential Election’: US Defence Insider
Regardless of how people vote, the chances of a Democrat Government coming to power in 2029 is now virtually nil, argues @brynntannehill.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
Regardless of how people vote, the chances of a Democrat Government coming to power in 2029 is now virtually nil, argues @brynntannehill.bsky.social
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
Watching a party political broadcast by the Conservatives and trying not to throw things at the TV
Victoria Atkins is the living embodiment of the Peters Principle.
Victoria Atkins is the living embodiment of the Peters Principle.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Watching a party political broadcast by the Conservatives and trying not to throw things at the TV
Victoria Atkins is the living embodiment of the Peters Principle.
Victoria Atkins is the living embodiment of the Peters Principle.
What the fuck was the tangerine twatwaffle smoking or snorting in Davos today?
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
What the fuck was the tangerine twatwaffle smoking or snorting in Davos today?
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Thanks for that, Steve...
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Thanks for that, Steve...
Had a bizarre dream last night. Was a contestant on Strictly and paired with Anton du Beke (not my favourite). But then I got offered Tess's hosting role and Rav Wilding was my co-host. But upstairs doing the interviews was Jordan North.
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Had a bizarre dream last night. Was a contestant on Strictly and paired with Anton du Beke (not my favourite). But then I got offered Tess's hosting role and Rav Wilding was my co-host. But upstairs doing the interviews was Jordan North.
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I'm sorry I accidentally broke the law.
Again.
And again.
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It was an accident.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Again.
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It was an accident.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage apologises for 17 breaches of MPs’ code of conduct
Reform UK leader, who failed to declare £380,000 on time, says he is computer-illiterate ‘oddball’
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I'm sorry I accidentally broke the law.
Again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
It was an accident.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
It was an accident.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Government policy policy - Yes Minister - BBC comedy
YouTube video by BBC Studios
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Just signed a new contract to go back to Sky from Virgin.
Better package, all the terrestrial TV channels plus Sky and TNT sports, 500Mbps broadband.
And £25 a month cheaper than Virgin
Better package, all the terrestrial TV channels plus Sky and TNT sports, 500Mbps broadband.
And £25 a month cheaper than Virgin
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Just signed a new contract to go back to Sky from Virgin.
Better package, all the terrestrial TV channels plus Sky and TNT sports, 500Mbps broadband.
And £25 a month cheaper than Virgin
Better package, all the terrestrial TV channels plus Sky and TNT sports, 500Mbps broadband.
And £25 a month cheaper than Virgin
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Good for her.
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Good for her.
Macaroni cheese for dinner tonight if you were wondering @ristophe.bsky.social.
Want a game changer? Pair it with Branson's Pickle
Also, a no fat béchamel sauce
Want a game changer? Pair it with Branson's Pickle
Also, a no fat béchamel sauce
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Macaroni cheese for dinner tonight if you were wondering @ristophe.bsky.social.
Want a game changer? Pair it with Branson's Pickle
Also, a no fat béchamel sauce
Want a game changer? Pair it with Branson's Pickle
Also, a no fat béchamel sauce
Franjo von Allmen
That's the skeet. Do an image search and you're welcome.
That's the skeet. Do an image search and you're welcome.
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Franjo von Allmen
That's the skeet. Do an image search and you're welcome.
That's the skeet. Do an image search and you're welcome.
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Surely it's a bit woke to be handing out pretend prizes to the thick kid who comes last at everything.
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Surely it's a bit woke to be handing out pretend prizes to the thick kid who comes last at everything.
Getting the washing ready for tomorrow - possibly the last dry day for about a week
So the tracksuit is in the wash and I've broken out the pajamas
So the tracksuit is in the wash and I've broken out the pajamas
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Getting the washing ready for tomorrow - possibly the last dry day for about a week
So the tracksuit is in the wash and I've broken out the pajamas
So the tracksuit is in the wash and I've broken out the pajamas
Less the USA and more the tangerine twatwaffle
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Less the USA and more the tangerine twatwaffle
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Trump: ‘We shouldn’t even have an election’
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Singapore noodles tonight if you were wondering @ristophe.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Singapore noodles tonight if you were wondering @ristophe.bsky.social
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Robert Jenrick says the Tories "broke Britain," so he's joined a party that includes:
Nadhim Zahawi,
Nadine Dorries,
Jonathan Gullis,
Ben Bradley,
Danny Kruger,
Jake Berry,
Marco Longhi,
Aiden Burley,
Anne Marie Morris,
Lee Anderson
and Andrea Jenkyns.
Nadhim Zahawi,
Nadine Dorries,
Jonathan Gullis,
Ben Bradley,
Danny Kruger,
Jake Berry,
Marco Longhi,
Aiden Burley,
Anne Marie Morris,
Lee Anderson
and Andrea Jenkyns.
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Robert Jenrick says the Tories "broke Britain," so he's joined a party that includes:
Nadhim Zahawi,
Nadine Dorries,
Jonathan Gullis,
Ben Bradley,
Danny Kruger,
Jake Berry,
Marco Longhi,
Aiden Burley,
Anne Marie Morris,
Lee Anderson
and Andrea Jenkyns.
Nadhim Zahawi,
Nadine Dorries,
Jonathan Gullis,
Ben Bradley,
Danny Kruger,
Jake Berry,
Marco Longhi,
Aiden Burley,
Anne Marie Morris,
Lee Anderson
and Andrea Jenkyns.
The fat fuck wouldn't make it through the pre-flight health check, let alone the pre-flight training and then the lift off.
Which, thinking about it, let's send the tangerine twatwaffle to space.
Which, thinking about it, let's send the tangerine twatwaffle to space.
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The fat fuck wouldn't make it through the pre-flight health check, let alone the pre-flight training and then the lift off.
Which, thinking about it, let's send the tangerine twatwaffle to space.
Which, thinking about it, let's send the tangerine twatwaffle to space.
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Robert Jenrick has been sacked from the shadow cabinet and suspended from the Conservative party following allegations by Kemi Badenoch of "irrefutable evidence" that he was planning to defect to Reform UK.
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Robert Jenrick has been sacked from the shadow cabinet and suspended from the Conservative party following allegations by Kemi Badenoch of "irrefutable evidence" that he was planning to defect to Reform UK.
Meat "feast" eh Farm Foods?
But it was only £1.39, so I can't really complain
But it was only £1.39, so I can't really complain
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Meat "feast" eh Farm Foods?
But it was only £1.39, so I can't really complain
But it was only £1.39, so I can't really complain
*cough* @beartist.bsky.social *cough*
I'm a (gay) male secondary school teacher, I try to subtly flirt with the hot dads at parents evening - and it works. I've hooked up with 3 married dads since starting the job last year.
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
*cough* @beartist.bsky.social *cough*
The toad is in the hole in the oven
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The toad is in the hole in the oven