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To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways

Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now

Country music fan
Bit of drizzle earlier, so I did the ironing.

Finished the ironing, stuck my hand out the back door and no rain.

Put the ironing away: absolutely chucking it down now.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Cheats dinner: packet ramen with stir fry veg
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Today I learned that Tina Turner was the favourite to play Oda Mae Brown, until Whoopi Goldberg wangled a meeting.

Also, this list has one of my favourite movies in it.

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
Whoopi Goldberg at 70: her 10 best films – ranked!
The actor and comedian was Oscar-nominated for her film debut 40 years ago, then won an Academy Award just five years later. As she turns 70, we rate Goldberg’s greatest hits
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
BBC Weather is a bit shit with its forecasting, isn't it. The forecast at the end of the news at 1355 said the rain here would arrive between 1400 and 1500.

It's just started now at 1730.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Lolz
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I knew I shouldn't have asked Lee Anderson to refil the soap dispensers at Reform HQ.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Watching #TheOneShow and I'm not crying.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Home-cooked tortellini bake with garlic bread for dinner.

Oh who am I kidding. The tortellini are shop bought. I just cooked them. Life is too short to make your own pasta or pastry.
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I used to be even fatter
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
👍Taking my aunty* Barbara out for a pub dinner. I've got a 40% off voucher so why not

👎Having to wear both underwear and trousers for the first time since about March

* She's no relation, but she was my mum's best friend since before I was born. So she's chosen family.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Home-made gnocchi bake with a tomato and bacon sauce
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Look at Reform doing EXACTLY what people said they would. Removing social care and privatising it. The NHS will be next if they get their chance.

@marina-purkiss.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres
Questions about potential conflict of interest as council’s cabinet member for social care owns private care company
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Look at Reform doing EXACTLY what people said they would. Removing social care and privatising it. The NHS will be next if they get their chance.

@marina-purkiss.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres
Questions about potential conflict of interest as council’s cabinet member for social care owns private care company
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Hear from @greenparty.org.uks @elliechowns.bsky.social making some excellent points about what we need to see in the upcoming Elections Bill.

She is speaking after our recent cross party event in the House of Commons "preventing disinformation and misinformation in campaigning".
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I hate that all those male escorts' phone numbers have been compromised through no fault of their own. Haven't they all been through enough?
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Just seen a photo of this year's Celebrity MasterChef on Morning Live.

I recognise three of them. 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Pretty sure the largest source of microplastics in my body is from scraping every last bit of butter out of the tub, trying to prevent the last 0.01p of it going to waste
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Reform MPs care so much about the Huntingdon attack that not one of them could be arsed to turn up for the Home Secretary’s statement about the incident yesterday.
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Is this what Channel 5s lawyers made them say before the broadcast?
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Andrew Tate has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. Nigel Farage described him as "an important voice for young men". That tells you all you need to know about Farage's moral compass.
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
#1. STOP DOING THIS TO ME @weratedogs.com
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is me when I get the chance.

But reading a book/my kindle instead of playing games. I'm terrible at gaming since the original Wii was discontinued.
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm not a judge or a KC, but if you're given six life sentences for raping 2 children under 13yo 6 times in total, how can you possibly be eligible for parole in 16 years?

Can @barristersecret.bsky.social explain?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kieran Bond given six life sentences for raping children
Kieran Bond, 33, will serve a minimum of 16 years in jail before being eligible for parole.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM