sqquelch
@sqquelch.bsky.social
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To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways
Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now
Country music fan
To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways
Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now
Country music fan
Why the fuck, when they're playing at home and Japan are in blue, are Wales playing in white?
#CymruAmByth
#CymruAmByth
Somebody in scheduling fucked up. Who thought it was a good idea to put Liechtenstein Wales in the football (KO 1700BST) up against Wales Japan in the rugby (1730 start).
They played God Save The King at the start of the football and NOBODY sang. So either there are no Welsh fans there, or ...
They played God Save The King at the start of the football and NOBODY sang. So either there are no Welsh fans there, or ...
a woman with glasses says just sayin ' while sitting on a couch
ALT: a woman with glasses says just sayin ' while sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Why the fuck, when they're playing at home and Japan are in blue, are Wales playing in white?
#CymruAmByth
#CymruAmByth
Eaten as normal today. Two Weetabix and a banana for breakfast. Cauliflower and stilton soup for lunch with two slices of bread.
And yet my stomach thinks my throat has been cut. Dinner is in the oven but won't be ready until 1830
And yet my stomach thinks my throat has been cut. Dinner is in the oven but won't be ready until 1830
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Eaten as normal today. Two Weetabix and a banana for breakfast. Cauliflower and stilton soup for lunch with two slices of bread.
And yet my stomach thinks my throat has been cut. Dinner is in the oven but won't be ready until 1830
And yet my stomach thinks my throat has been cut. Dinner is in the oven but won't be ready until 1830
Somebody in scheduling fucked up. Who thought it was a good idea to put Liechtenstein Wales in the football (KO 1700BST) up against Wales Japan in the rugby (1730 start).
They played God Save The King at the start of the football and NOBODY sang. So either there are no Welsh fans there, or ...
They played God Save The King at the start of the football and NOBODY sang. So either there are no Welsh fans there, or ...
a woman with glasses says just sayin ' while sitting on a couch
ALT: a woman with glasses says just sayin ' while sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Somebody in scheduling fucked up. Who thought it was a good idea to put Liechtenstein Wales in the football (KO 1700BST) up against Wales Japan in the rugby (1730 start).
They played God Save The King at the start of the football and NOBODY sang. So either there are no Welsh fans there, or ...
They played God Save The King at the start of the football and NOBODY sang. So either there are no Welsh fans there, or ...
Here's a fun question for a Saturday afternoon:
How many wives did Henry VIII have?
How many wives did Henry VIII have?
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Here's a fun question for a Saturday afternoon:
How many wives did Henry VIII have?
How many wives did Henry VIII have?
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"I've known Jeff [Epstein] for 15 years. Terrific guy. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side."
--Donald Trump in 2002 to New York magazine.
--Donald Trump in 2002 to New York magazine.
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"I've known Jeff [Epstein] for 15 years. Terrific guy. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side."
--Donald Trump in 2002 to New York magazine.
--Donald Trump in 2002 to New York magazine.
This is ridiculous for the *actual* middle of November. I haven't used the heating since February and the windows are open.
They're open because I'm cleaning the bathroom and the smell of bleach 🤮
Plus it's stupidly hot down here.
They're open because I'm cleaning the bathroom and the smell of bleach 🤮
Plus it's stupidly hot down here.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is ridiculous for the *actual* middle of November. I haven't used the heating since February and the windows are open.
They're open because I'm cleaning the bathroom and the smell of bleach 🤮
Plus it's stupidly hot down here.
They're open because I'm cleaning the bathroom and the smell of bleach 🤮
Plus it's stupidly hot down here.
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The things you find on Timehop... I don't know where the photo was originally posted now though...
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The things you find on Timehop... I don't know where the photo was originally posted now though...
It stopped raining. For about five minutes. But my z-fold umbrella kept me dry while I went to the bike shop to make sure they have the kit for my service on Monday. Got my yoghurt from Farm Foods on the way back, but they only do 2l bottles of milk and it would go off before I could finish it.
Bit of drizzle earlier, so I did the ironing.
Finished the ironing, stuck my hand out the back door and no rain.
Put the ironing away: absolutely chucking it down now.
Finished the ironing, stuck my hand out the back door and no rain.
Put the ironing away: absolutely chucking it down now.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It stopped raining. For about five minutes. But my z-fold umbrella kept me dry while I went to the bike shop to make sure they have the kit for my service on Monday. Got my yoghurt from Farm Foods on the way back, but they only do 2l bottles of milk and it would go off before I could finish it.
Bit of drizzle earlier, so I did the ironing.
Finished the ironing, stuck my hand out the back door and no rain.
Put the ironing away: absolutely chucking it down now.
Finished the ironing, stuck my hand out the back door and no rain.
Put the ironing away: absolutely chucking it down now.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Bit of drizzle earlier, so I did the ironing.
Finished the ironing, stuck my hand out the back door and no rain.
Put the ironing away: absolutely chucking it down now.
Finished the ironing, stuck my hand out the back door and no rain.
Put the ironing away: absolutely chucking it down now.
Cheats dinner: packet ramen with stir fry veg
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Cheats dinner: packet ramen with stir fry veg
Today I learned that Tina Turner was the favourite to play Oda Mae Brown, until Whoopi Goldberg wangled a meeting.
Also, this list has one of my favourite movies in it.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
Also, this list has one of my favourite movies in it.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
Whoopi Goldberg at 70: her 10 best films – ranked!
The actor and comedian was Oscar-nominated for her film debut 40 years ago, then won an Academy Award just five years later. As she turns 70, we rate Goldberg’s greatest hits
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today I learned that Tina Turner was the favourite to play Oda Mae Brown, until Whoopi Goldberg wangled a meeting.
Also, this list has one of my favourite movies in it.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
Also, this list has one of my favourite movies in it.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
BBC Weather is a bit shit with its forecasting, isn't it. The forecast at the end of the news at 1355 said the rain here would arrive between 1400 and 1500.
It's just started now at 1730.
It's just started now at 1730.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
BBC Weather is a bit shit with its forecasting, isn't it. The forecast at the end of the news at 1355 said the rain here would arrive between 1400 and 1500.
It's just started now at 1730.
It's just started now at 1730.
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I knew I shouldn't have asked Lee Anderson to refil the soap dispensers at Reform HQ.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I knew I shouldn't have asked Lee Anderson to refil the soap dispensers at Reform HQ.
Watching #TheOneShow and I'm not crying.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Watching #TheOneShow and I'm not crying.
Home-cooked tortellini bake with garlic bread for dinner.
Oh who am I kidding. The tortellini are shop bought. I just cooked them. Life is too short to make your own pasta or pastry.
Oh who am I kidding. The tortellini are shop bought. I just cooked them. Life is too short to make your own pasta or pastry.
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Home-cooked tortellini bake with garlic bread for dinner.
Oh who am I kidding. The tortellini are shop bought. I just cooked them. Life is too short to make your own pasta or pastry.
Oh who am I kidding. The tortellini are shop bought. I just cooked them. Life is too short to make your own pasta or pastry.
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I used to be even fatter
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I used to be even fatter
👍Taking my aunty* Barbara out for a pub dinner. I've got a 40% off voucher so why not
👎Having to wear both underwear and trousers for the first time since about March
* She's no relation, but she was my mum's best friend since before I was born. So she's chosen family.
👎Having to wear both underwear and trousers for the first time since about March
* She's no relation, but she was my mum's best friend since before I was born. So she's chosen family.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
👍Taking my aunty* Barbara out for a pub dinner. I've got a 40% off voucher so why not
👎Having to wear both underwear and trousers for the first time since about March
* She's no relation, but she was my mum's best friend since before I was born. So she's chosen family.
👎Having to wear both underwear and trousers for the first time since about March
* She's no relation, but she was my mum's best friend since before I was born. So she's chosen family.
Home-made gnocchi bake with a tomato and bacon sauce
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Home-made gnocchi bake with a tomato and bacon sauce
Look at Reform doing EXACTLY what people said they would. Removing social care and privatising it. The NHS will be next if they get their chance.
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres
Questions about potential conflict of interest as council’s cabinet member for social care owns private care company
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Look at Reform doing EXACTLY what people said they would. Removing social care and privatising it. The NHS will be next if they get their chance.
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Look at Reform doing EXACTLY what people said they would. Removing social care and privatising it. The NHS will be next if they get their chance.
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres
Questions about potential conflict of interest as council’s cabinet member for social care owns private care company
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Look at Reform doing EXACTLY what people said they would. Removing social care and privatising it. The NHS will be next if they get their chance.
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)
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Hear from @greenparty.org.uks @elliechowns.bsky.social making some excellent points about what we need to see in the upcoming Elections Bill.
She is speaking after our recent cross party event in the House of Commons "preventing disinformation and misinformation in campaigning".
She is speaking after our recent cross party event in the House of Commons "preventing disinformation and misinformation in campaigning".
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Hear from @greenparty.org.uks @elliechowns.bsky.social making some excellent points about what we need to see in the upcoming Elections Bill.
She is speaking after our recent cross party event in the House of Commons "preventing disinformation and misinformation in campaigning".
She is speaking after our recent cross party event in the House of Commons "preventing disinformation and misinformation in campaigning".
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I hate that all those male escorts' phone numbers have been compromised through no fault of their own. Haven't they all been through enough?
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I hate that all those male escorts' phone numbers have been compromised through no fault of their own. Haven't they all been through enough?