Amit Rao
@twistedrao.bsky.social
I am a Cheesemonger, I love cooking and food. Team Sober. twistedrao on IG. SE London is where my Heart is. GenX. Fk GenZ.
Boyfriend & Daddy to @microbear
Boyfriend & Daddy to @microbear
They’re not that big, the filling is set and not gooey. They seem to fill the halves and then stick them together. I like them, but am biased because I love orange and chocolate combo
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
They’re not that big, the filling is set and not gooey. They seem to fill the halves and then stick them together. I like them, but am biased because I love orange and chocolate combo
Can’t believe (unless you are Elderly or Disabled) that People waste £30-£50 having a Washing Machine ‘installed’
@twistedrao.bsky.social is ancient completing the ritual of ‘whisper to the appliance before installing’
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Can’t believe (unless you are Elderly or Disabled) that People waste £30-£50 having a Washing Machine ‘installed’
Goodbye AEG piece of shit
Hello Bosch 😌😌😌
Hello Bosch 😌😌😌
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Goodbye AEG piece of shit
Hello Bosch 😌😌😌
Hello Bosch 😌😌😌
The size of this murrfka! (Excuse that my nails need doing)
February 2, 2026 at 6:37 AM
The size of this murrfka! (Excuse that my nails need doing)
Who runs this Account
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Who runs this Account
Rendang, See you later
February 1, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Rendang, See you later
Finally it is February 🥳🥳🥳🥳
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Finally it is February 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Don’t compare it to a Kit Kat, and you will enjoy it
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Don’t compare it to a Kit Kat, and you will enjoy it
I swear some People are so fkin thick when it comes to paying with their Phones 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Just use your Card! Aaaarrrrggghhhh!
Just use your Card! Aaaarrrrggghhhh!
a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
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January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I swear some People are so fkin thick when it comes to paying with their Phones 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Just use your Card! Aaaarrrrggghhhh!
Just use your Card! Aaaarrrrggghhhh!
@microbear.bsky.social and I are having an action packed Friday evening! 🙃
We have just had to buy a new washing machine 😒
We have just had to buy a new washing machine 😒
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
@microbear.bsky.social and I are having an action packed Friday evening! 🙃
We have just had to buy a new washing machine 😒
We have just had to buy a new washing machine 😒
If you ever skeet this, I will get hard
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Considering most of You know my Profession, sometimes I use Pre Grated Cheese 😬😬😬
If I’m using spaghetti , I’ll break it in half so it fits in the pan and cooks evenly
A food crime I’ll admit to:
Sometimes I don’t rise my rice well enough.
Sometimes I don’t rise my rice well enough.
January 30, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Considering most of You know my Profession, sometimes I use Pre Grated Cheese 😬😬😬
Stop being offended by everything! And also, don’t think you know it all because you read something on the internet!
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Stop being offended by everything! And also, don’t think you know it all because you read something on the internet!
Some People need Selfie Lessons
January 28, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Some People need Selfie Lessons
This looks very similar to the real deal 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM
This looks very similar to the real deal 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Just got reminded that I need to make Jerk Pork again 😋😋😋
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Just got reminded that I need to make Jerk Pork again 😋😋😋
Ritchie Family - I'll Do My Best (For You Baby) [12" Inch]
YouTube video by OldSchoolChibani
youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Transformed into this! 😋😋😋
Always cook all the things separately to stop them getting all soft!
Always cook all the things separately to stop them getting all soft!
January 27, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Transformed into this! 😋😋😋
Always cook all the things separately to stop them getting all soft!
Always cook all the things separately to stop them getting all soft!