@egglestonmathew.bsky.social
This stuff is like crack
February 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This stuff is like crack
If I’m using spaghetti , I’ll break it in half so it fits in the pan and cooks evenly
A food crime I’ll admit to:
Sometimes I don’t rise my rice well enough.
Sometimes I don’t rise my rice well enough.
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 AM
If I’m using spaghetti , I’ll break it in half so it fits in the pan and cooks evenly
This feels like a scam
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
This feels like a scam
I’m in a bad way
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I’m in a bad way
Having the best time “skiing”
January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Having the best time “skiing”
Would recommend Browns in Sutton park for brunch breakfast. Banging
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Would recommend Browns in Sutton park for brunch breakfast. Banging
Ace wedding yesterday . All the eggs in one basket
July 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Ace wedding yesterday . All the eggs in one basket
Hi I’m still not dead despite my best efforts eating like a manatee
July 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hi I’m still not dead despite my best efforts eating like a manatee
Smashing summer so far
July 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Smashing summer so far
Car washes . Absolutely petrified I was
What terrified you as a kid that isn’t scary now?
Worzel bloody Gummidge
Worzel bloody Gummidge
June 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Car washes . Absolutely petrified I was
Me after any minor inconvenience
March 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me after any minor inconvenience
Thing of beauty this . No notes
January 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Thing of beauty this . No notes
Can I make my account profile on here?! Can’t afford to have my gobshite tweets ruining my life again
January 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Can I make my account profile on here?! Can’t afford to have my gobshite tweets ruining my life again
Haven’t had a full English for nearly 24 hours. Fixing that now
January 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Haven’t had a full English for nearly 24 hours. Fixing that now
Forgot this existed. Seeing way more adverts on X than before . I’ll give this a go again 🥰
January 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Forgot this existed. Seeing way more adverts on X than before . I’ll give this a go again 🥰
The lighting in here is 🫦
December 16, 2024 at 12:08 AM
The lighting in here is 🫦
Traffic’s horrendous everywhere today. Finished work at 2 and I’ve only just got in my bed 🙄
December 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Traffic’s horrendous everywhere today. Finished work at 2 and I’ve only just got in my bed 🙄
62 years old 😍
December 12, 2024 at 9:11 AM
62 years old 😍
I absolutely must have these on and around my trotters 😍
December 10, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I absolutely must have these on and around my trotters 😍
Papped at work. Salad cream on the table obvs
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Papped at work. Salad cream on the table obvs
Underrated DILF from Fat Friends 🫦
December 8, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Underrated DILF from Fat Friends 🫦