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Ben
@microbear.bsky.social
SE London. Early 40s. Better half is @twistedrao.bsky.social 🐻

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Darlings, please stop posting pictures of lavatories. You are hurting my eyes.
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Two things to share this evening:
- I am very tired
- Our top 3 Lidl purchases are very dull
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Oh dear, Elton. How the mighty have fallen. Stuffed between the hooch and the Kylie vimto. It’s a no from me.
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
He’s hiding because he coughed and farted at the same time.
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Oh, what a total treat 🙄
Multiple severe weather warnings have been issued as a complex mix of snow, heavy rain, strong winds and possibly freezing rain bring an end to the cold spell on Sunday.

Read our press release for all the latest information⤵️

www.metoffice.gov.uk/about-us/new...
Amber warning for further snow in Scotland
Snow will fall on already impacted areas bringing further disruption as more unsettled weather moves in from the west.
www.metoffice.gov.uk
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
What a shite week that was. Uffffff
January 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
2016 to 2026.

2016 one was taken just a few weeks before the start of an extremely difficult period: death of a parent followed by divorcing my partner at the time.

2026 so, definitely can see some of those battle scars and the grey. But I wouldn’t want to go back!
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
26 minutes to go.. will the stroppy washer make it to 6.30 without doing another soapy wee on the kitchen floor?
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I know this is a lot of breaking news to take in, but it has since broken again. I have ‘fixed’ it with the help of a youtube video and I’m waiting to see if can get all the way through a self cleaning cycle without throwing a strop… screw you AEG and your annoying flood sensor!
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Our washing machine has been repaired and I don't think I have ever been happier.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 AM
It is properly snowing in SE23 now. Feeling smug that I have already retrieved the bins.
January 6, 2026 at 12:21 PM
That was a chilly start to the day (reposted because apparently I’ve forgotten how to spell).
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I think this is possibly the best flavour ever to grace the earth.
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Cold, obviously.
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I’ve been aware that I am often glued to my phone. I am addicted to it I think. A few weeks ago I got this thing called a ‘scrolly’. It acts as a key and prevents me from using apps I choose (social media mostly) unless it is physically with me. It’s cut my phone use in half and whilst I still..
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Also, look ❤️✨
January 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Margate was lovely today. It was absolutely fucking freezing and blowing a gale. But the light was amazing and we had a nice day ❤️
January 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
#TheTraitorsUK lovely to see Peter Crouch has been elected a traitor
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I see one of the influencer gays is a Traitors contestant 👀
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Considerably too old for…this
December 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Got my shots lined up for midnight 🎉🥳🍾
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Who doesn’t want to lift a bus on New Years Eve?
December 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Nick Knowles looks like he’s melted 🫠
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
In other lighter news, I read quite a few books this year. Some good, some.. not (looking at you, Freida McFadden).
December 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Well, it happened. Had a falling out with my sister whilst visiting for a Christmas. I shouted and got very angry and then drove from the midlands back to London in a rage, leaving my Dad very upset. Ugh, what a mess. I am an idiot for getting cross and my sister is insufferable.
December 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM