Ben
@microbear.bsky.social
Sigh. Very tempted to write a big rant correcting the misinformed, but I shall exercise restraint.
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Sigh. Very tempted to write a big rant correcting the misinformed, but I shall exercise restraint.
I see we’ve arrived at the time of year when the big supermarket shop becomes an exercise in avoiding the deeply stupid 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I see we’ve arrived at the time of year when the big supermarket shop becomes an exercise in avoiding the deeply stupid 🙄
Dear Step One, please calm down with texting and emailing me about your discount Black Friday knickers. It’s too much!
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dear Step One, please calm down with texting and emailing me about your discount Black Friday knickers. It’s too much!
@twistedrao.bsky.social is already asleep. He’s breathing out cold air on my shoulder and I’m considering getting him to move., too mean??!! 😮💨❄️
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
@twistedrao.bsky.social is already asleep. He’s breathing out cold air on my shoulder and I’m considering getting him to move., too mean??!! 😮💨❄️
Day of two-halves today.
Been booked to appear on a podcast (good for promoting my business. Am I an influencer now?)
Met with an accountant who said I have to set aside a *lot* more of my income than i had hoped for tax (very bad!).
Been booked to appear on a podcast (good for promoting my business. Am I an influencer now?)
Met with an accountant who said I have to set aside a *lot* more of my income than i had hoped for tax (very bad!).
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Day of two-halves today.
Been booked to appear on a podcast (good for promoting my business. Am I an influencer now?)
Met with an accountant who said I have to set aside a *lot* more of my income than i had hoped for tax (very bad!).
Been booked to appear on a podcast (good for promoting my business. Am I an influencer now?)
Met with an accountant who said I have to set aside a *lot* more of my income than i had hoped for tax (very bad!).
WTF has happened to Peter Kay?!
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
WTF has happened to Peter Kay?!
Just when you think labour couldn’t make it any worse for themselves… Christ!
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Just when you think labour couldn’t make it any worse for themselves… Christ!
The shower tripped the electrics at 6 AM this morning whilst @twistedrao.bsky.social was mid-shampoo. I am feeling all the anxieties today about .. well seemingly everything… so I am hiding in the bath. But at least it is sunny.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The shower tripped the electrics at 6 AM this morning whilst @twistedrao.bsky.social was mid-shampoo. I am feeling all the anxieties today about .. well seemingly everything… so I am hiding in the bath. But at least it is sunny.
Did a big scary thing today speaking on stage at an important conference. I *think* it went ok but I am totally knackered now!
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Did a big scary thing today speaking on stage at an important conference. I *think* it went ok but I am totally knackered now!
That’s enough driving for this weekend, thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That’s enough driving for this weekend, thank you.
Home & Bargain later and then the Blackpool strictly episode. True middle age delights.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Home & Bargain later and then the Blackpool strictly episode. True middle age delights.
Bright blue skies today ☀️. My Dad is going through some health stuff at the moment and talking it over with whilst freezing your tits off is seemingly the best medicine in the short term. This is Trentham.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Bright blue skies today ☀️. My Dad is going through some health stuff at the moment and talking it over with whilst freezing your tits off is seemingly the best medicine in the short term. This is Trentham.
It is 06.55. Make it stop. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
It is 06.55. Make it stop. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Not a fan of the gym renting out the foyer to charity muggers! No thank you!
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Not a fan of the gym renting out the foyer to charity muggers! No thank you!
Unexpectedly paid this morning for one of my first pieces of freelance work.. first time I’ve been paid since July 😮💨
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Unexpectedly paid this morning for one of my first pieces of freelance work.. first time I’ve been paid since July 😮💨
@darren1977.bsky.social I don’t know if you’ve been hacked on instagram or if this is how you usually make your approach. I’m hoping it’s the former.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
@darren1977.bsky.social I don’t know if you’ve been hacked on instagram or if this is how you usually make your approach. I’m hoping it’s the former.
I got blocked by 3 people for saying Jonathan Bailey is smug. Thank you for excluding yourselves from my Jonathan Bailey free environs 🧹
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I got blocked by 3 people for saying Jonathan Bailey is smug. Thank you for excluding yourselves from my Jonathan Bailey free environs 🧹
Jonathan Bailey. No. Too smug. The end.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Jonathan Bailey. No. Too smug. The end.
Fresh fade = even colder than I was this morning!
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Fresh fade = even colder than I was this morning!
Overwhelming smell of pasties at the train station this morning 🤢
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Overwhelming smell of pasties at the train station this morning 🤢
We had this. It was surprisingly disgusting. Think hot shaving foam and strange rubbery cake. Don’t do it!
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We had this. It was surprisingly disgusting. Think hot shaving foam and strange rubbery cake. Don’t do it!
I do wish Olly Murs wouldn’t.
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I do wish Olly Murs wouldn’t.