Jaysus Chroyst I am GRIPPED every episode. GRIPPED I tells ya. ##TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors.
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Jaysus Chroyst I am GRIPPED every episode. GRIPPED I tells ya. ##TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors.
Damn, this makes me happy. ❄️🚶♂️🏔
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Damn, this makes me happy. ❄️🚶♂️🏔
Currently reading this, and I can't recommend it enough. An excellent read, even if you're not a tennis fan.
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Currently reading this, and I can't recommend it enough. An excellent read, even if you're not a tennis fan.
Doing Dry January. I *will* be thin and do thin things.
Ignore the lil' blip last Saturday, you wouldn't believe it, but I tripped up in the kitchen and knocked a bottle off wine off the shelf, which landed in my shocked mouth after the cork flew out.
Ignore the lil' blip last Saturday, you wouldn't believe it, but I tripped up in the kitchen and knocked a bottle off wine off the shelf, which landed in my shocked mouth after the cork flew out.
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Doing Dry January. I *will* be thin and do thin things.
Ignore the lil' blip last Saturday, you wouldn't believe it, but I tripped up in the kitchen and knocked a bottle off wine off the shelf, which landed in my shocked mouth after the cork flew out.
Ignore the lil' blip last Saturday, you wouldn't believe it, but I tripped up in the kitchen and knocked a bottle off wine off the shelf, which landed in my shocked mouth after the cork flew out.
'We're done here'
Love it. I think I want her to win. #TheTraitors
Love it. I think I want her to win. #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
'We're done here'
Love it. I think I want her to win. #TheTraitors
Love it. I think I want her to win. #TheTraitors
Visit to the dentist was made much more enjoyable by the spectacular wintry scenes on the drive there. ❄️😍
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Visit to the dentist was made much more enjoyable by the spectacular wintry scenes on the drive there. ❄️😍
Size of it! C'est MassIVE. Me for scale.
I've just moved it from the windowsill to the shelf. The shelf is now in my hand cos it decided the amaryllis was too much and came off the wall along with the plant 😬
SO lucky that the stalk didn't break!
I've just moved it from the windowsill to the shelf. The shelf is now in my hand cos it decided the amaryllis was too much and came off the wall along with the plant 😬
SO lucky that the stalk didn't break!
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Size of it! C'est MassIVE. Me for scale.
I've just moved it from the windowsill to the shelf. The shelf is now in my hand cos it decided the amaryllis was too much and came off the wall along with the plant 😬
SO lucky that the stalk didn't break!
I've just moved it from the windowsill to the shelf. The shelf is now in my hand cos it decided the amaryllis was too much and came off the wall along with the plant 😬
SO lucky that the stalk didn't break!
I reckon the Secret Traitor is Judy's daughter. The over-reaction last night was FAARRR too much. And something to do with not being able to keep eye-contact when she's chatting theories. 👀
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I reckon the Secret Traitor is Judy's daughter. The over-reaction last night was FAARRR too much. And something to do with not being able to keep eye-contact when she's chatting theories. 👀
Much needed little evening walk in the gorgeous Peaks to freeze the cobwebs off and refresh the mind.
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Much needed little evening walk in the gorgeous Peaks to freeze the cobwebs off and refresh the mind.
(to the tune of Batman)
Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na FLATPACK
Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na FLATPACK
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
(to the tune of Batman)
Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na FLATPACK
Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na FLATPACK
People who throw litter out of their cars whilst driving need to be publicly hung, drawn and quartered.
End of message.
End of message.
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
People who throw litter out of their cars whilst driving need to be publicly hung, drawn and quartered.
End of message.
End of message.
Injecting happy in my ears. Whilst also choosing to ignore that I've just realised as I type, that this album is 30 years old this year.
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Injecting happy in my ears. Whilst also choosing to ignore that I've just realised as I type, that this album is 30 years old this year.
Happy Snotty New Year. All the best to you all. Off to bed cos the booze isn't making me feel better. Who knew lol
🎉🎉🎉🎉 G'neet
🎉🎉🎉🎉 G'neet
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Happy Snotty New Year. All the best to you all. Off to bed cos the booze isn't making me feel better. Who knew lol
🎉🎉🎉🎉 G'neet
🎉🎉🎉🎉 G'neet
2025 threw a lot of rough stuff my way, and I know it did for a fair few of you too. Happy to see the back of it. Here's hoping 2026 is a better (everything crossed) year for us all.
Happy New Year, chuffers. 🧡🥂
Happy New Year, chuffers. 🧡🥂
December 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
2025 threw a lot of rough stuff my way, and I know it did for a fair few of you too. Happy to see the back of it. Here's hoping 2026 is a better (everything crossed) year for us all.
Happy New Year, chuffers. 🧡🥂
Happy New Year, chuffers. 🧡🥂
Walking round Meadowhall shopping centre, and saw this sign. Wonder how much they will give me for my neice and nephew. 🤔 I could do with a new car.
December 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Walking round Meadowhall shopping centre, and saw this sign. Wonder how much they will give me for my neice and nephew. 🤔 I could do with a new car.
Morning 👋
Weather forecasting models all seem to be agreeing that we're in for a proper cold start to January, with lots of chances for snow, especially next week, so get your thermals, shovel and de-icer ready!
Weather forecasting models all seem to be agreeing that we're in for a proper cold start to January, with lots of chances for snow, especially next week, so get your thermals, shovel and de-icer ready!
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Morning 👋
Weather forecasting models all seem to be agreeing that we're in for a proper cold start to January, with lots of chances for snow, especially next week, so get your thermals, shovel and de-icer ready!
Weather forecasting models all seem to be agreeing that we're in for a proper cold start to January, with lots of chances for snow, especially next week, so get your thermals, shovel and de-icer ready!
Day 3 of being a poorly pig in a blanket. I'm having to miss out on all of those runs and walks I had planned. Trips to the gym, and plates of salad leaves I'd planned to eat.
(Coughs).
(Coughs).
December 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Day 3 of being a poorly pig in a blanket. I'm having to miss out on all of those runs and walks I had planned. Trips to the gym, and plates of salad leaves I'd planned to eat.
(Coughs).
(Coughs).
This amaryllis stalk is getting silly now.
Lucozade bottle for scale (cos I don't have a banana).
Lucozade bottle for scale (cos I don't have a banana).
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This amaryllis stalk is getting silly now.
Lucozade bottle for scale (cos I don't have a banana).
Lucozade bottle for scale (cos I don't have a banana).
This is actually me right now, except that I'm not pregnant, just fat and have been bed-ridden all day with man-flu.
😭
Send pigs in blankets.
😭
Send pigs in blankets.
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is actually me right now, except that I'm not pregnant, just fat and have been bed-ridden all day with man-flu.
😭
Send pigs in blankets.
😭
Send pigs in blankets.
Merry Christmas all. Hope you all have a brilliant day, whatever you're doing. 🎄❄️🧡
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Merry Christmas all. Hope you all have a brilliant day, whatever you're doing. 🎄❄️🧡
Wrapping presents and dropping them off took all evening, but I was determined for pigs in blankets and some proper roasties, so this turned into quite a midnight 'snack' 🤤🤤🤤
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wrapping presents and dropping them off took all evening, but I was determined for pigs in blankets and some proper roasties, so this turned into quite a midnight 'snack' 🤤🤤🤤
Where can you get decent clementines or tangerines from these days? All I see are the 'easy peelers', and they're all rather rubbish in comparison to just a few years ago? 🤔
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Where can you get decent clementines or tangerines from these days? All I see are the 'easy peelers', and they're all rather rubbish in comparison to just a few years ago? 🤔
Listening to this classic, as Mani's funeral is being held. This album had a huge impact on me as a teenager. Still sounds fresh and new today.
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Listening to this classic, as Mani's funeral is being held. This album had a huge impact on me as a teenager. Still sounds fresh and new today.
Ignore the sorry looking leaves but chuffing hell this amaryllis stalk is massive this year
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ignore the sorry looking leaves but chuffing hell this amaryllis stalk is massive this year
At a Day Disco for straight people.
The mojitos are helping me cope.
The mojitos are helping me cope.
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
At a Day Disco for straight people.
The mojitos are helping me cope.
The mojitos are helping me cope.